My GFS rep just dropped off this sample of baby kale grown by Elon Musk’s brother out of a shipping container. Taste was terrible.
My GFS rep just dropped off this sample of baby kale grown by Elon Musk’s brother out of a shipping container. Taste was terrible.
by JonnyTsunami454
34 Comments
Odd-Adhesiveness-656
That looks horrible, even for kale….
Another Musk, cutting corners….
Humblerewt
Looks like nitrogen toxicity in the soil
SockSock81219
lmao my garden in western MA is covered in weeds, hasn’t been touched since april, and I’m growing better looking greens than this wtf
BluegrassBandit33
This is a thing? lmao
thisisntmynametoday
Remember during COVID when he wouldn’t release the funds from his worker’s emergency funds to pay them during their layoff?
boyalien0
The fuck
CharlesDickensABox
I was about to make dinner but now I may never eat again.
MuhBoiEpic
Ah, big green.
YourAverageGod
Pre-wilted kale?
mitten-boi
I thought that shit was spinach what the fuck
bigfoot17
It is a special talent to fuck up growing a brassica. I once had a dinosaur kale reach 5 feet in FL, in the summer.
ganglordgilbert
Yeah fuck you elon musk! Your brother makes shitty kale!
Alive_Setting_2287
Is this the same brother of Musk that rented/lived in one of Epsteins mansions?
Either way, ew.
Cube-in-B
Oh right! Yeah because those chucklefucks need our money more than local farmers 🤦🏽
SneakySalamder6
It was grown in a shipping container or dropped off in a shipping container? Either way fuck that for a thousand reasons
Nickelsass
Mars food, hard pass
DJMagicHandz
Looks like shitty spinach.
georgeswhores
I love the way it absolutely looks like baby kale as well. /s
udumslut
It LOOKS terrible. Bravo for putting it in your mouth. #phrasing
Background_Cycle2985
put it in a blender!
aaaannnooonymous
yeowch looks like car interior leather
SmokinHitters420
Gross
GlassMushrooms
Don’t do any work with Kimbal Musk he pulled some nasty shit on his employees at the Kitchen in Fort Collins. Like his brother he is a lying cheating stealing grifter and I hope he looses every penny he has ends up cold alone and in extreme fucking pain knowing nobody loves or even respects him.
cernegiant
This is an excellent post title
Daniel_Plainchoom
Greens growing out of anything but traditional farm methods are also resource hogs and most operations are floating on dumb VC money.
North-Word-3148
Every single one of Kimballs restaurants closed in my town by 2020, most of them opened in 2018. The landlords of those spaces are amazingly delusional when listing the spaces and I have to laugh
BeefDerfex
MMachine17
I hate to say it, but I would rather have Chucke-E-Cheeses pizza.
Red-MDNGHT-Lily
Why does his kale look like spinach?
Burnt_and_Blistered
Looks awful
agkyrahopsyche
well that’s a brand new sentence
SuitednZooted
That’s fucking geriatric kale…
EnglishWhites
That looks like felt salad leaves that come in kids play sets
bunchalingo
I’ve never been so confused by a grouping of words in my life
34 Comments
That looks horrible, even for kale….
Another Musk, cutting corners….
Looks like nitrogen toxicity in the soil
lmao my garden in western MA is covered in weeds, hasn’t been touched since april, and I’m growing better looking greens than this wtf
This is a thing? lmao
Remember during COVID when he wouldn’t release the funds from his worker’s emergency funds to pay them during their layoff?
The fuck
I was about to make dinner but now I may never eat again.
Ah, big green.
Pre-wilted kale?
I thought that shit was spinach what the fuck
It is a special talent to fuck up growing a brassica. I once had a dinosaur kale reach 5 feet in FL, in the summer.
Yeah fuck you elon musk! Your brother makes shitty kale!
Is this the same brother of Musk that rented/lived in one of Epsteins mansions?
Either way, ew.
Oh right! Yeah because those chucklefucks need our money more than local farmers 🤦🏽
It was grown in a shipping container or dropped off in a shipping container? Either way fuck that for a thousand reasons
Mars food, hard pass
Looks like shitty spinach.
I love the way it absolutely looks like baby kale as well. /s
It LOOKS terrible. Bravo for putting it in your mouth. #phrasing
put it in a blender!
yeowch looks like car interior leather
Gross
Don’t do any work with Kimbal Musk he pulled some nasty shit on his employees at the Kitchen in Fort Collins. Like his brother he is a lying cheating stealing grifter and I hope he looses every penny he has ends up cold alone and in extreme fucking pain knowing nobody loves or even respects him.
This is an excellent post title
Greens growing out of anything but traditional farm methods are also resource hogs and most operations are floating on dumb VC money.
Every single one of Kimballs restaurants closed in my town by 2020, most of them opened in 2018. The landlords of those spaces are amazingly delusional when listing the spaces and I have to laugh
I hate to say it, but I would rather have Chucke-E-Cheeses pizza.
Why does his kale look like spinach?
Looks awful
well that’s a brand new sentence
That’s fucking geriatric kale…
That looks like felt salad leaves that come in kids play sets
I’ve never been so confused by a grouping of words in my life