What they call pizza at my workplace’s canteen: a wrap with toppings. What’s the consensus here?
What they call pizza at my workplace’s canteen: a wrap with toppings. What’s the consensus here?
by WannabeSloth88
26 Comments
OJluvsNicole
I mean….i put pita bread through a pizza oven and it’s decent. No crime I see. Unless I’m wrong I don’t want to perjure myself
Khabuem
Looks like arugula on top to me, which is a pretty normal topping to put on the pizza right before eating. I would happily eat that.
vikingbeard23
Nah that’s just a “healthy base”
Whatamidoinglatley
Don’t hate me but I do wraps. I don’t think it has as many calories but I do go overboard with the pepperoni and cheese. You can freeze them too so I can make one anytime.
Whatamidoinglatley
Sorry, not a crime in my opinion except for the green stuff on top.
jnmtx
This is an opportunity open-face quesadilla. A tortilla wrap and no sauce is not a pizza.
smiff8866
That’s not a pizza to me (it’s a wrap with stuff on top) but I don’t consider it a crime, I’d still take that on.
EmberOfFlame
Looks like an unbent taco
Perfect-Being8090
Everyone knows the bread is the best part. Straight to jail
Kestrel_45
Lazy attempt. Phoned in just not to Dominos.
Don’t know if it’s an outright Guilty but maybe Nolo Contendre with a fine and community service
Classic-Exchange-511
This ain’t a pizza unless you’re stoned and it’s 2 am. Misdemeanor
dfafa
Be glad you simply have a canteen that serves stuff even if you hate it lol
VeterinarianThese951
Guantanamo. If you are high in the middle of the night and at home, this is a struggle meal. If you are charging people for this, it is criminal.
ofthedappersort
Looks totally fine
LoogyHead
I’ll allow it.
If it smells like a pizza, tastes like a pizza (even if it is a cracker crust at the end of the day), and looks like a pizza, It’s pizza
luv2hotdog
It’s a flatbread with toppings cooked on. I see cheese and a tomato based sauce. Unconventional to cook the flatbread before adding toppings and re-cooking, but still “flatbread with toppings cooked on”. I say not guilty
ObliviousFantasy
This is literally a pizza
Fancy_Art_6383
Not a pizza!
Gangustron187
is that a fried corn tortilla?
asomek
They’re trying to offer something like a pizza with the ingredients and equipment they have on hand.
While I wouldn’t call out to get this home delivered, I think it’s acceptable as a compromise.
BuffaloStranger97
That dough seems very flat. Yea, more like a tortilla with toppings
uncle_blazer_
Have ya’ll never had a poor-man’s pizza? Ain’t nothing wrong with a thin wheat-based “crust”; cheese and sauce ratio looks pretty good. And fresh arugula? No complaints here, hand it over.
JiovanniTheGREAT
Pizzadilla but I’ve always considered a pizzadilla a pizza inspired quesadilla, not a pizza.
Donnaandjoe
Meh. But not a crime. Not guilty.
TheOldTongue
So by some of your guys’ logic any attempt at pizza using premade crust is disqualified. I’m not arguing, just asking.
Impending_Doom25
The whole rabbit food on top is a crime to me. I’d chop it up and sprinkle it on with some garlic and red peppers, but that’s just me
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I mean….i put pita bread through a pizza oven and it’s decent. No crime I see. Unless I’m wrong I don’t want to perjure myself
Looks like arugula on top to me, which is a pretty normal topping to put on the pizza right before eating. I would happily eat that.
Nah that’s just a “healthy base”
Don’t hate me but I do wraps. I don’t think it has as many calories but I do go overboard with the pepperoni and cheese. You can freeze them too so I can make one anytime.
Sorry, not a crime in my opinion except for the green stuff on top.
This is an opportunity open-face quesadilla. A tortilla wrap and no sauce is not a pizza.
That’s not a pizza to me (it’s a wrap with stuff on top) but I don’t consider it a crime, I’d still take that on.
Looks like an unbent taco
Everyone knows the bread is the best part. Straight to jail
Lazy attempt. Phoned in just not to Dominos.
Don’t know if it’s an outright Guilty but maybe Nolo Contendre with a fine and community service
This ain’t a pizza unless you’re stoned and it’s 2 am. Misdemeanor
Be glad you simply have a canteen that serves stuff even if you hate it lol
Guantanamo. If you are high in the middle of the night and at home, this is a struggle meal. If you are charging people for this, it is criminal.
Looks totally fine
I’ll allow it.
If it smells like a pizza, tastes like a pizza (even if it is a cracker crust at the end of the day), and looks like a pizza, It’s pizza
It’s a flatbread with toppings cooked on. I see cheese and a tomato based sauce. Unconventional to cook the flatbread before adding toppings and re-cooking, but still “flatbread with toppings cooked on”. I say not guilty
This is literally a pizza
Not a pizza!
is that a fried corn tortilla?
They’re trying to offer something like a pizza with the ingredients and equipment they have on hand.
While I wouldn’t call out to get this home delivered, I think it’s acceptable as a compromise.
That dough seems very flat. Yea, more like a tortilla with toppings
Have ya’ll never had a poor-man’s pizza? Ain’t nothing wrong with a thin wheat-based “crust”; cheese and sauce ratio looks pretty good. And fresh arugula? No complaints here, hand it over.
Pizzadilla but I’ve always considered a pizzadilla a pizza inspired quesadilla, not a pizza.
Meh. But not a crime. Not guilty.
So by some of your guys’ logic any attempt at pizza using premade crust is disqualified. I’m not arguing, just asking.
The whole rabbit food on top is a crime to me. I’d chop it up and sprinkle it on with some garlic and red peppers, but that’s just me