A disgrace, and a casus belli to any valencian 60 km from whoever made this “paella” (rice Bro??)

by NeedleworkerSame4775

17 Comments

  1. karoshikun

    looks like a very weird Budae jjigae by way of Madrid

  2. IrememberXenogears

    60km? I’m in the US and I’ll fight whoever made this

  3. IAteSushiToday

    Its like a shartshittery board but calling it paella and in a pan, just throw a bunch of prepackaged stuff in a pan.

  4. SecretaryOld9334

    Holy shit. I was just in Spain and this should get you like a decade in prison.

  5. This is the whitest white people version of paella I’ve ever seen.

    This is something my extremely midwestern caucasian aunt would whip out while camping to try to make it fancy and exotic

  6. bolts_win_again

    American here.

    WHO DID THIS!? C’MON OUT, WE THROWIN HANDS

  7. You know what this gigantic monstrosity of frozen vegetables with the cut ears of corn that I literally only see in seafood boils needs?

    MORE CORN

    We shall call it paella despite the fact that there is no spice, seafood or rice within 20 miles of this pan.

    Like if this used fresh veggies and some kind of meat other than diced ham, it might be pretty okay. It doesn’t make it a paella by any stretch of the imagination because I believe the only overlap here is the fact that it is predominantly yellow. I feel like the primary flavor I’d get from this is water from the frozen bagged veggies.

  8. democracy_lover66

    Bruh someone who had never seen Paella before saw a suggested list of ingredients once with no picture and decided to make it from memory.

  9. Maltedmilksteak

    thats definitely some shit brazil would do

  10. GoldenHourTraveler

    Why is nobody owning up to this?!? Someone must be blamed for this

  11. Paella is a very very specific dish. If you make it with fish for instance its actually fried rice not paella.

  12. SwordTaster

    It doesnt look bad, but it also doesnt look like paella

  13. MenacingMandonguilla

    Valencians are constantly victims of culinary crimes.

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