We open for breakfast at 7:30 and at 7:05 I heard a loud noise from the front of the restaurant. I guess the buck stops here!
The deer got out of the restaurant safely with the minor cuts from jumping through glass.
So this happened as we were getting ready to open
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by GroceryNeither9400
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these urban deer are nuts
You’re lucky it got back outside. Would have been very late to put it on the menu.
r/deerarefuckingstupid
That’s a meat deliver
Someone shows up at the door 20 minutes after this video asking, “So are you guys open?”
Meat so fresh you won’t believe it.
You just had your lunch special delivered!
Deer are really just orange cats
Woods to table
Oh deer!

Oh deer
Venison burgers for lunch.
Clearly missed the “DON’T WALK” sign.
SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!
We just live in the deers world
Omg! Just when you think you’ve got everything under control here comes a deer through the window
Wait. Is that The Friendly Toast?!?
The spirit animal of all the people who stare through your windows and hammer on your door an hour before you open.
YOU GUYS OPEN YET???
…so the venison is on special today?
That is a really cute café, minus… y’know, the deer.
https://i.redd.it/iy7z0li3n38f1.gif
Well I wasn’t expecting that! Unfortunate.
I’m pretty sure I’ve served that deer breakfast before.
Oh deer! Yup clean that whole dining are in 30 min were about to open!!!
Can I order my burger and fries with a Lime Disease garnish? Sprinkle some ticks on the bun please!
Venison chef’s special!
I’m sorry but wtf is that lamp even?
Today’s special: Venison
What the fuck
Sorry that’s my bad
girl help is this downtown Portsmouth 💀
Oh deer.
Oh deer, that’s not good
LEEERRROOOYYY JEEENNNKKKIIINNNNSS
Today’s special is. . . .
Oh deer
Friendly toast vibes
Thats going to be Dear
You’d be surprised how often this happens. At the facility I work at it’s a yearly occurrence, and it’s happened twice this year already. We’re in a semi-forested area but still the middle of the city.
Oh Deer!!