First time getting a salad at my fav local spot. I’m in awe.

by handcocktongueholy

37 Comments

  1. Iwatobi-chan

    Uhm… wtf? Whoever made this has NEVER seen or eaten a salad in their life 💀

  2. handcocktongueholy

    The salad is actually really fucking good though…. Please don’t judge, I’ve had a rough day.

  3. yellowcoffee01

    I would send that back and demand a bowl/plate.

  4. Bright_Ices

    There are literal slivers coming off that crack. 

  5. prettymuchalwayssad

    i was having a nice day until i saw this

  6. Toughnuggey

    Split by mark twain? Looks about right. Mmmm woody

  7. zhakakahn

    This looks like a car wreck that had a Caesar salad in it

  8. HauntedButtCheeks

    That’s astoundingly unsanitary. Wood cannot be sterilized enough to meet modern restaurant safety requirements.

  9. CREATURE_COOMER

    Why would they put something with wet ingredients (dressing) on a piece of wood that can’t be properly sanitized? That’s fucking disgusting…

  10. MrButterButter

    They served it knowing it was split or did it split on you while eating; And is that real moss? I’m hoping it’s just meant to look like moss, but man…wild.

  11. danny-potato

    Where do you people find these restaurants?

  12. SkipperDipps

    Twain? Terry doesn’t want a twained log with a ceasar salad on it.

  13. Elite_Prometheus

    Wonder if they put that in the dishwasher every night?

  14. Top-Gas-8959

    Did you know it was coming out like this?? I swear I’d’ve gotten up and left. LoL

  15. robertchojnacki

    Aside from that awful piece of wood. It looks like a good Caesar salad.

  16. Genericgeriatric

    Everyone knows a hot mess when they see one.and now the same can be said for a cold mess

  17. notrapunzel

    Did… Did they drop it on the floor and then serve it anyway?

  18. Ancient_Expert8797

    at a certain point sending it back has got to be a service to the servers right? they cannot possibly enjoy carrying drippy salads around every day

  19. That logs been split right it twain!!!

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