First time getting a salad at my fav local spot. I’m in awe.
by handcocktongueholy
37 Comments
mikamuchi
Those little shards of wood are infuriating
ash-leg2
Fucking eww!!
crusty_sloth
Oooo, toothpicks 🦷
Iwatobi-chan
Uhm… wtf? Whoever made this has NEVER seen or eaten a salad in their life 💀
handcocktongueholy
The salad is actually really fucking good though…. Please don’t judge, I’ve had a rough day.
yellowcoffee01
I would send that back and demand a bowl/plate.
Potato_Stains
What are we even doing anymore
rudbek-of-rudbek
That is a lot of dressing
racoon_ruben
damn how is this even legal to eat off
Bright_Ices
There are literal slivers coming off that crack.
flyeTwaddle
The script says they get another shot.
prettymuchalwayssad
i was having a nice day until i saw this
No-Instruction-5669
Fucking insane
Toughnuggey
Split by mark twain? Looks about right. Mmmm woody
RawChickenButt
What the actual fuck…?
SteR88
More like a seizure salad.
zhakakahn
This looks like a car wreck that had a Caesar salad in it
HauntedButtCheeks
That’s astoundingly unsanitary. Wood cannot be sterilized enough to meet modern restaurant safety requirements.
CREATURE_COOMER
Why would they put something with wet ingredients (dressing) on a piece of wood that can’t be properly sanitized? That’s fucking disgusting…
MrButterButter
They served it knowing it was split or did it split on you while eating; And is that real moss? I’m hoping it’s just meant to look like moss, but man…wild.
danny-potato
Where do you people find these restaurants?
about21potatoes
What the fuck
RedSix2447
They split your plate in TWAIN!!
kookybat
‘E SPLIT ROBIN’S ARROW IN TWAIN 💦
SkipperDipps
Twain? Terry doesn’t want a twained log with a ceasar salad on it.
Elite_Prometheus
Wonder if they put that in the dishwasher every night?
Motor_Telephone8595

Top-Gas-8959
Did you know it was coming out like this?? I swear I’d’ve gotten up and left. LoL
robertchojnacki
Aside from that awful piece of wood. It looks like a good Caesar salad.
waterineedit
this made me angry
Genericgeriatric
Everyone knows a hot mess when they see one.and now the same can be said for a cold mess
notrapunzel
Did… Did they drop it on the floor and then serve it anyway?
Ancient_Expert8797
at a certain point sending it back has got to be a service to the servers right? they cannot possibly enjoy carrying drippy salads around every day
37 Comments
Those little shards of wood are infuriating
Fucking eww!!
Oooo, toothpicks 🦷
Uhm… wtf? Whoever made this has NEVER seen or eaten a salad in their life 💀
The salad is actually really fucking good though…. Please don’t judge, I’ve had a rough day.
I would send that back and demand a bowl/plate.
What are we even doing anymore
That is a lot of dressing
damn how is this even legal to eat off
There are literal slivers coming off that crack.
The script says they get another shot.
i was having a nice day until i saw this
Fucking insane
Split by mark twain? Looks about right. Mmmm woody
What the actual fuck…?
More like a seizure salad.
This looks like a car wreck that had a Caesar salad in it
That’s astoundingly unsanitary. Wood cannot be sterilized enough to meet modern restaurant safety requirements.
Why would they put something with wet ingredients (dressing) on a piece of wood that can’t be properly sanitized? That’s fucking disgusting…
They served it knowing it was split or did it split on you while eating; And is that real moss? I’m hoping it’s just meant to look like moss, but man…wild.
Where do you people find these restaurants?
What the fuck
They split your plate in TWAIN!!
‘E SPLIT ROBIN’S ARROW IN TWAIN 💦
Twain? Terry doesn’t want a twained log with a ceasar salad on it.
Wonder if they put that in the dishwasher every night?

Did you know it was coming out like this?? I swear I’d’ve gotten up and left. LoL
Aside from that awful piece of wood. It looks like a good Caesar salad.
this made me angry
Everyone knows a hot mess when they see one.and now the same can be said for a cold mess
Did… Did they drop it on the floor and then serve it anyway?
at a certain point sending it back has got to be a service to the servers right? they cannot possibly enjoy carrying drippy salads around every day
That looks like shit
It’s growing extra greens on the side…
That logs been split right it twain!!!

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