My $22 “charcuterie board” at a rooftop bar near Disneyland
No ramps but there is pre cubed cheese, salami and pepperoni. Gourmet!
by CrockettWav
30 Comments
Odd_Sir_8705
*Eeyore face*
metalguy91
This looks like someone tried to make the shit I eat out of the fridge at 2am while deciding what to actually eat look “fancy”. And they failed.
Eldritch_Giraffe
That is…the saddest ‘charcuterie board’ I have ever seen in my life.
I get it’s small because it’s for 1 person, and charcuterie boards are generally made for a small group or larger but c’mon Disney!
KULR_Mooning
Weak
ErinysFuriae
Gonna need a bigger plate
verseandvermouth
Marriot? At least they have that rooftop garden to look at while you’re eating.
Brahminmeat
What the fuck
Tojo6619
Get more out of those aldis cheese and nuts pack diversity wise, but dont get some raw dogged bread and wtf is the mustard for
Beanjuiceforbea
With the stone ground mustard straight out of the sysco plastic jug. Lovely.
bhorvic
Veggie ramp, $700. Charcuterie is a meme.
JTJBKP
The flatter the cheese, the costlier. This is cube cheese, minimum $
macT4537
😂
Comfortable-Fuel6343
I don’t know what you’re complaining about. You got fucked for only $22 bucks.
Old-Inflation-7264
The marcona almonds are probably the most expensive thing on that board
Essence_Marie
😂😂😂😂😂
ShakeAgile
I have seen worse but yes
ReddBroccoli
If you’re near Disneyland, you’re lucky they didn’t just throw a lunchable at you for $22
HoldEvenSteadier
“Near” Disneyland is the problem. I stayed at a Hilton suite “near” it and the one time I ate at the hotel it was $25 for a burger that would be $12 anywhere else.
The implied deal with Disney is that you pay extra to make it magical. That definitely applies on the grounds – I had a loaded baked potato at Gaston’s place that was amazing. But the outlying areas are just the same predatory nature without the magic.
Long story short, splurge on the shit in the park that makes you feel like a kid and enjoy life again. Be shifty everywhere else.
yourmomwoo
They just picked up a couple Lunchables and threw it on a plate.
macandchzconnoisseur
This is an open faced gas station sandwich
Trick_Shift_1799
Hell yeah no food touching tism tings
Antique-Coach-214
So. Hollywood Studios, has a $13 Cali Cheese and Charcuterie Plate. Similar layout, MUCH more care and presentation. Whatever hotel that is, (Marriott, I think) should actually be ashamed given that you’re in the heart of Cali.
(The list for the Hollywood Studios Board: Point Reyes, Mt. Tam, Midnight Moon, Sopresatta, Bresaola, Blue Berry Compote, Onion Jam, B&B pickles and Lavash.)
gharr87
Tbh they blew the food cost on the almonds.
fastermouse
Rip top bar.
cliddle420
Disney adults deserve this
rarelyaccuratefacts
Toasting the sysco baguette was too much to ask?
energyinmotion
Fun fact about those slices of bread you have on your plate.
I can tell by looking at it that it was premade, purchased bread. On the box it comes in, it says it’s only cooked 90% of the way. It needs to be finished cooking as necessary.
But whoever served it to you didn’t give two fucks.
evonebo
Lol they didn’t even try. They literally got it from the grocery store and just plated it.
30 Comments
*Eeyore face*
This looks like someone tried to make the shit I eat out of the fridge at 2am while deciding what to actually eat look “fancy”. And they failed.
That is…the saddest ‘charcuterie board’ I have ever seen in my life.
I get it’s small because it’s for 1 person, and charcuterie boards are generally made for a small group or larger but c’mon Disney!
Weak
Gonna need a bigger plate
Marriot? At least they have that rooftop garden to look at while you’re eating.
What the fuck
Get more out of those aldis cheese and nuts pack diversity wise, but dont get some raw dogged bread and wtf is the mustard for
With the stone ground mustard straight out of the sysco plastic jug. Lovely.
Veggie ramp, $700. Charcuterie is a meme.
The flatter the cheese, the costlier. This is cube cheese, minimum $
😂
I don’t know what you’re complaining about. You got fucked for only $22 bucks.
The marcona almonds are probably the most expensive thing on that board
😂😂😂😂😂
I have seen worse but yes
If you’re near Disneyland, you’re lucky they didn’t just throw a lunchable at you for $22
“Near” Disneyland is the problem. I stayed at a Hilton suite “near” it and the one time I ate at the hotel it was $25 for a burger that would be $12 anywhere else.
The implied deal with Disney is that you pay extra to make it magical. That definitely applies on the grounds – I had a loaded baked potato at Gaston’s place that was amazing. But the outlying areas are just the same predatory nature without the magic.
Long story short, splurge on the shit in the park that makes you feel like a kid and enjoy life again. Be shifty everywhere else.
They just picked up a couple Lunchables and threw it on a plate.
This is an open faced gas station sandwich
Hell yeah no food touching tism tings
So. Hollywood Studios, has a $13 Cali Cheese and Charcuterie Plate. Similar layout, MUCH more care and presentation. Whatever hotel that is, (Marriott, I think) should actually be ashamed given that you’re in the heart of Cali.
(The list for the Hollywood Studios Board: Point Reyes, Mt. Tam, Midnight Moon, Sopresatta, Bresaola, Blue Berry Compote, Onion Jam, B&B pickles and Lavash.)
Tbh they blew the food cost on the almonds.
Rip top bar.
Disney adults deserve this
Toasting the sysco baguette was too much to ask?
Fun fact about those slices of bread you have on your plate.
I can tell by looking at it that it was premade, purchased bread. On the box it comes in, it says it’s only cooked 90% of the way. It needs to be finished cooking as necessary.
But whoever served it to you didn’t give two fucks.
Lol they didn’t even try. They literally got it from the grocery store and just plated it.
Where’s the lube?
For shame