I happen to just leave for the day when my Sous chef sends me this picture of them getting the longest uber eats ticket I've ever seen. I literally thought it was a joke
by oBioluminescent
35 Comments
ClarenceDuffy2
Yeah fuck that
ahhhimscrewed
might as well get some catering service jesus
cookNOLA
Nope. You call them fuckers back. Catering and large format tickets get special pricing.
Ok_Tomato_4697
How’s that supposed to fit in a car
LargeArugula6262
Can’t imagine that in the middle of a busy service
hisglasses66
“ reason for cancelation”
“..mfbs”
Odintorr
I hate getting this bullshit. Watch, the driver will show up in 7 minutes and bitch that it ain’t ready yet too
andlg
Orders over 200usd should have a 3/4 hr callahead or something
EmergencyLavishness1
Didn’t even cancel it! Shit son, I hope you’ve got at least a 30% markup on uber orders
MfrBVa
Yeah, no.
Dwaas_Bjaas
You know what, all these delivery services were a big mistake. Maybe we need to go back in time
Iatemydoggo
Dude I shut the app as I scrolled over to this and I had to reopen it and go to the sub to hunt this post down because WHAT THE FUCK
falumptrump
Man I wish I was the office admin that got paid for like 2 hours putting all those special notes in. Easy money.
Starscream147

Jesus man. Looks like the Star Wars crawl.
All of them!
That’s craziness.
N0_N4M3_F0UND
line cooks stop letting ticket paper touch the makeline and cookware challenge (impossible)
_LyleLanley_
“I’m sorry, at this time we can not safely accommodate your food restrictions.”
stallra14
Are we all ignoring jesses fatass ordered two filet mignons….
LowSell1000
uber eats for a filet mignon is crazy
Cactus112
Vegan?
___janedoe
Not sure if I’m missing something, but is the special order instructions just to label the box with a name and not give them utensils? Maybe a ski town has ruined me, but that doesn’t seem that awful 😂
CodyHBKfan23
30 fuckin items? Some of which 2’s and 3’s? And allergy warnings?
Yeah that’s some horse shit. That should have been a catering thing.
flying-dishwasher
Holy fucking balls
Kojiro12
Mmm, cold entrees
Stillwater-Scorp1381
Entitled jerks do this sort of thing. Not cool at all. Ownership and/or management not shutting this down speaks volumes too.
lemoncough
Damn yall must have some good food forreal. This is catering lmao
Wickedmasshole77
Who orders hot food to go? It steams itself in the box and is cold and mushy when it arrives.
blamenixon
That’s some fine looking EVOO you got there in the background.
Loveinpeacex-367A
And you made it?? I work in a subway (I know, not a real restaurant, whatever), but even then if I got an order like that I’d instantly call my boss and have him cancel it cause an order like that would fuck up the flow of any shift, that’s straight up just catering they need to call in advance and set a price and have multiple people come in early to make it
Potential-Mail-298
As an owner even thought we are butcher/burger joint . I’d don’t do delivery services . I have call ins and my guests . We have 16 seats and sometimes already have an hr wait . This would absolutely tank service times . Not worth it to me. We do have a women who puts in a large order for lunch for 20 ppl 1-2x a month . The first call in we let it slide after we talked to the line to make sure they could do it. We then told her please call ahead before the shop opens and you are our first order of the day . She totally understood and was happy to do so. No reason you can’t take a second to explain how flow works and you’d be happy to accommodate as long as other guests aren’t put out. Most people get it and the ones that don’t most likely you didn’t want to cultivate a lasting relationship with them anyway .
immersemeinnature
Who the fuck orders filet mignon TO GO. Jesus
It has to stop
omar_strollin
Looks like an office food order, no?
shade1tplea5e
Just the other morning I’m working a lunch shift and got fucked by DoorDash lol. We open at 11 but during the week we do a bunch of catering. Usually the first order goes out around 10:30 and then you might have 4-5 more going out before 11:30. Then as soon as it hits 11 we always get dumped on with a bunch of online orders.
The other morning we are having a busy catering day, got about $3500 worth going out, and then some asshole goes online and orders $700 worth of shit to go out at 11:30. Fucked my whole day it: it took us till fucking 2pm to get out of the weeds lol.
superhyphyhellaphant
gotta love group orders……
PowerfulSlavicEnergy
I never understood this because you were getting half the quality for twice the price. It’s just not going to be the same if you’re getting it to go and you are compounding your fees.
Psychological-Lie321
I bet that came on Sunday night an hour before close too. I was going to say your mods are a fucking nightmare but then i zoomed in and it’s like instructions. I had a $3000 catering order going out at 11 a.m. last Friday, then a local credit union ordered like 7 meals for 11 a.m. it was ready at 11:04 and the girl out front said the lady called her boss twice in 4 minutes to tell them it wasn’t ready yet. We open at 11.
35 Comments
Yeah fuck that
might as well get some catering service jesus
Nope. You call them fuckers back. Catering and large format tickets get special pricing.
How’s that supposed to fit in a car
Can’t imagine that in the middle of a busy service
“ reason for cancelation”
“..mfbs”
I hate getting this bullshit. Watch, the driver will show up in 7 minutes and bitch that it ain’t ready yet too
Orders over 200usd should have a 3/4 hr callahead or something
Didn’t even cancel it! Shit son, I hope you’ve got at least a 30% markup on uber orders
Yeah, no.
You know what, all these delivery services were a big mistake. Maybe we need to go back in time
Dude I shut the app as I scrolled over to this and I had to reopen it and go to the sub to hunt this post down because WHAT THE FUCK
Man I wish I was the office admin that got paid for like 2 hours putting all those special notes in. Easy money.

Jesus man. Looks like the Star Wars crawl.
All of them!
That’s craziness.
line cooks stop letting ticket paper touch the makeline and cookware challenge (impossible)
“I’m sorry, at this time we can not safely accommodate your food restrictions.”
Are we all ignoring jesses fatass ordered two filet mignons….
uber eats for a filet mignon is crazy
Vegan?
Not sure if I’m missing something, but is the special order instructions just to label the box with a name and not give them utensils? Maybe a ski town has ruined me, but that doesn’t seem that awful 😂
30 fuckin items? Some of which 2’s and 3’s? And allergy warnings?
Yeah that’s some horse shit. That should have been a catering thing.
Holy fucking balls
Mmm, cold entrees
Entitled jerks do this sort of thing. Not cool at all. Ownership and/or management not shutting this down speaks volumes too.
Damn yall must have some good food forreal. This is catering lmao
Who orders hot food to go? It steams itself in the box and is cold and mushy when it arrives.
That’s some fine looking EVOO you got there in the background.
And you made it?? I work in a subway (I know, not a real restaurant, whatever), but even then if I got an order like that I’d instantly call my boss and have him cancel it cause an order like that would fuck up the flow of any shift, that’s straight up just catering they need to call in advance and set a price and have multiple people come in early to make it
As an owner even thought we are butcher/burger joint . I’d don’t do delivery services . I have call ins and my guests . We have 16 seats and sometimes already have an hr wait . This would absolutely tank service times . Not worth it to me. We do have a women who puts in a large order for lunch for 20 ppl 1-2x a month . The first call in we let it slide after we talked to the line to make sure they could do it. We then told her please call ahead before the shop opens and you are our first order of the day . She totally understood and was happy to do so. No reason you can’t take a second to explain how flow works and you’d be happy to accommodate as long as other guests aren’t put out. Most people get it and the ones that don’t most likely you didn’t want to cultivate a lasting relationship with them anyway .
Who the fuck orders filet mignon TO GO. Jesus
It has to stop
Looks like an office food order, no?
Just the other morning I’m working a lunch shift and got fucked by DoorDash lol. We open at 11 but during the week we do a bunch of catering. Usually the first order goes out around 10:30 and then you might have 4-5 more going out before 11:30. Then as soon as it hits 11 we always get dumped on with a bunch of online orders.
The other morning we are having a busy catering day, got about $3500 worth going out, and then some asshole goes online and orders $700 worth of shit to go out at 11:30. Fucked my whole day it: it took us till fucking 2pm to get out of the weeds lol.
gotta love group orders……
I never understood this because you were getting half the quality for twice the price. It’s just not going to be the same if you’re getting it to go and you are compounding your fees.
I bet that came on Sunday night an hour before close too. I was going to say your mods are a fucking nightmare but then i zoomed in and it’s like instructions.
I had a $3000 catering order going out at 11 a.m. last Friday, then a local credit union ordered like 7 meals for 11 a.m. it was ready at 11:04 and the girl out front said the lady called her boss twice in 4 minutes to tell them it wasn’t ready yet. We open at 11.