Fiancée picked out her onions, should I break up with her?
Fiancée picked out her onions, should I break up with her?
by Individual_Gear_898
46 Comments
Miao93
No, you just eat her onions 👀 more for you
Lepke2011
No way! Marry her! More onions for you for life!!!
thezoomies
Eat the onions and be happy you fool!!!
ooOJuicyOoo
I’m torn. on one hand, more onions for you. but on the other hand, that someone like her exists hurts my soul.
jumboweiners
We have a Jack Sprat situation here
shellevanczik
No!!! More for you!!
Cheesiest-gal
The decision maker will be how she feels about garlic? 🤔
Different_Ad7655
Does not bode well unless you ascribe to the old rhyme Jack sprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean etc but then you might be a match getting all the onions
tuxonator
No but I’m afraid you’ll have to be careful with the infamous raw onion breath 😂
a_hockey_chick
You never have to order extra onions again..you just take hers!
Samsquantch0719
My wife absolutely despises onions. It works out for me though. Whenever we eat anything containing onions she’ll automatically just place them on my plate. Lol
mashable88
OMG 💯 that is not acceptable! 😂😂
kingofthemonsters
lmao you saw this happen and immediately posted it here, what a mad lad.
TBearForever
The gift that keeps on giving
CumishaJones
No you marry her faster , she saved them for you
hotntastychitlin
If shes in /r/onionhate then maybe you can bring bring peace to fair Verona, where we lay our scene
Fun_Intention9846
Break up WITH EXTRA ONIONS?!? Tell her I’m single.
AppropriateWeight630
Yes. Don’t look back.
JulietLostFaith
No! This can be the ideal situation. Double onions for you. I’m in a “double onion for me” marriage, myself. Highly recommend.
octo23
As many others have said, more onions for you, until you’ve eaten too many onions and then she starts to complain that you reek of onions, then you don’t need that negativity.
External_Art_1835
You should keep her on the fact that whatever she picks out, means more for you.
Tell her to explain where all that flavor in the dish came from 🙃
salpn
One man/woman’s onions 🧅 are another woman/man’s treasure.
honkyponkydonky
She got them out just for you
AesopsAnimalFarm
Nah. Some of the best relationship deals are based on one person loving what the other hates. Win wins all day baby
drmitchgibson
Unacceptable. She would have starved to death during the Dust Bowl and Great Depression.
Unlikely-League-360
Immediately
Jonny_Disco
Naw, it’s symbiotic. She doesn’t eat them, so you always get double.
Emergency_Spirit_711
No. You marry her faster! That means extra onions for free— *forever*
katlikemeow814
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DeamsterDaddy
You should of broken up with her before you got with her, wtf
last-of-the-mohicans
She must be destroyed. I mean be nice about it.
ewahman
On the plus side, you will get extra onions for now. But, you obviously have to deal with a crazy person.
Jamescovey
Red flag.
Norm4x
At least she picked them out, my wife would refuse to eat it.
skrillozeddd
This title is crazy 🤣 I love it tho. But sure, why not. Break off the engagement 💍 lol 😂 nah but that’s too bad she doesn’t like thee onions 🙁
afernan4800
This what a child does. Tell her to GROW UP or GET OUT
hept_a_gon
Yes. My condolences
Krocsyldiphithic
You’re engaged to an 8 year old?
Reddit_User_Giggidy
she picked them out for you! she’s a keeper (unless she hates them and will bitch anytime you cook with them thereby forcing you to lie to her about their presence in the food. after several months of training her to like your cooking and then make a dish that really depended upon their awesome onionness…..onioness…..onion ness? whatever, when she bitches it’s not as good then you get to say, “I hope you learned your lesson” without any context. pack up and leave
Even_Middle_1751
What do you mean, eat those onions?!!!
Lost_Figure_5892
What non onion eaters taught me about self sacrifice.
do_ob-headphones_on
She gave you her onions!
idontwannabhear
This arrangement may be favourable
Chiaki_Ronpa
You should’ve known her stance on onions before popping the question.
46 Comments
No, you just eat her onions 👀 more for you
No way! Marry her! More onions for you for life!!!
Eat the onions and be happy you fool!!!
I’m torn. on one hand, more onions for you. but on the other hand, that someone like her exists hurts my soul.
We have a Jack Sprat situation here
No!!! More for you!!
The decision maker will be how she feels about garlic? 🤔
Does not bode well unless you ascribe to the old rhyme Jack sprat could eat no fat his wife could eat no lean etc but then you might be a match getting all the onions
No but I’m afraid you’ll have to be careful with the infamous raw onion breath 😂
You never have to order extra onions again..you just take hers!
My wife absolutely despises onions. It works out for me though. Whenever we eat anything containing onions she’ll automatically just place them on my plate. Lol
OMG 💯 that is not acceptable! 😂😂
lmao you saw this happen and immediately posted it here, what a mad lad.
The gift that keeps on giving
No you marry her faster , she saved them for you
If shes in /r/onionhate then maybe you can bring bring peace to fair Verona, where we lay our scene
Break up WITH EXTRA ONIONS?!? Tell her I’m single.
Yes. Don’t look back.
No! This can be the ideal situation. Double onions for you. I’m in a “double onion for me” marriage, myself. Highly recommend.
As many others have said, more onions for you, until you’ve eaten too many onions and then she starts to complain that you reek of onions, then you don’t need that negativity.
You should keep her on the fact that whatever she picks out, means more for you.
What more could you ask for?
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Tell her to explain where all that flavor in the dish came from 🙃
One man/woman’s onions 🧅 are another woman/man’s treasure.
She got them out just for you
Nah. Some of the best relationship deals are based on one person loving what the other hates. Win wins all day baby
Unacceptable. She would have starved to death during the Dust Bowl and Great Depression.
Immediately
Naw, it’s symbiotic. She doesn’t eat them, so you always get double.
No. You marry her faster! That means extra onions for free— *forever*
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You should of broken up with her before you got with her, wtf
She must be destroyed. I mean be nice about it.
On the plus side, you will get extra onions for now. But, you obviously have to deal with a crazy person.
Red flag.
At least she picked them out, my wife would refuse to eat it.
This title is crazy 🤣 I love it tho. But sure, why not. Break off the engagement 💍 lol 😂 nah but that’s too bad she doesn’t like thee onions 🙁
This what a child does. Tell her to GROW UP or GET OUT
Yes. My condolences
You’re engaged to an 8 year old?
she picked them out for you! she’s a keeper (unless she hates them and will bitch anytime you cook with them thereby forcing you to lie to her about their presence in the food. after several months of training her to like your cooking and then make a dish that really depended upon their awesome onionness…..onioness…..onion ness? whatever, when she bitches it’s not as good then you get to say, “I hope you learned your lesson” without any context. pack up and leave
What do you mean, eat those onions?!!!
What non onion eaters taught me about self sacrifice.
She gave you her onions!
This arrangement may be favourable
You should’ve known her stance on onions before popping the question.
You’re stuck now 🫡