Met a guy on a dating app and this is what food he provides for said date – TUNA AND BANANA PIZZA
Met a guy on a dating app and this is what food he provides for said date – TUNA AND BANANA PIZZA
by Fuzzy_Onion51
24 Comments
No-Blueberry-1823
wow. thta is insane!!!! do you live in the US?
SatanTheSanta
What dating app was that? PsychoDate?
What kind of pizza place even makes this, they should be closed down for health code violations.
Blockness11
DingleBarryGoldwater
Weird sex reference maybe? Does this guy attend hustler university?
welding_guy_from_LI
I might go for tuna pizza , but the banana is a crime . Guilty guilty guilty
Fomulouscrunch
It’s a crime, but it’s a crime against the court. This is perjury, You Honor: this pizza was ordered deliberately, but titled dishonestly. I move for a mistrial.
morgan24578
Red flag!
eilonwyhasemu
This pizza flavor had a viral moment in 2017. Did he rock up with other outdated memes and trends?
(Guilty, misdemeanor)
hepheastus_87
Run… RUN AND DON’T LOOK BACK
miscben
This is terrorism. Guantanamo Bay was made for this type of thing.
My_Name_is_Imaginary
It’s gotta be a test, right?
No_Welcome_6093
I mean, I’d try it. I couldn’t even imagine the combo of taste and I’m always curious.
ishouldntofsaidthat
This is going to the Pizza-Hague because this is a war crime
nicki_san
Howd he even provide this? Like what pizza place would make this nonsense?
chootie8
Tuna and banana. C’mon think about it. This guy is a silly goose and should be your soulmate.
thatonegaucho87
That guy might be satan
treesout23
This must be his way of turning you down, there’s no other explanation for one of the most heinous crimes I’ve seen on this sub
TheSparkyGeneral
Life in jail. Check the harddrive. Climb out the bathroom window and never return.
an_edgy_lemon
He didn’t even ask what your preferences were? This is a pizza and dating crime.
EliaGenki
Due_Amount_6211
Run.
Only1Schematic
BandwagonEffect
Are you dating that guy on Instagram that pretends to be Swedish and then complains all American food has too much *sůůgar*?
24 Comments
wow. thta is insane!!!! do you live in the US?
What dating app was that? PsychoDate?
What kind of pizza place even makes this, they should be closed down for health code violations.
Weird sex reference maybe? Does this guy attend hustler university?
I might go for tuna pizza , but the banana is a crime . Guilty guilty guilty
It’s a crime, but it’s a crime against the court. This is perjury, You Honor: this pizza was ordered deliberately, but titled dishonestly. I move for a mistrial.
Red flag!
This pizza flavor had a viral moment in 2017. Did he rock up with other outdated memes and trends?
(Guilty, misdemeanor)
Run… RUN AND DON’T LOOK BACK
This is terrorism. Guantanamo Bay was made for this type of thing.
It’s gotta be a test, right?
I mean, I’d try it. I couldn’t even imagine the combo of taste and I’m always curious.
This is going to the Pizza-Hague because this is a war crime
Howd he even provide this? Like what pizza place would make this nonsense?
Tuna and banana. C’mon think about it. This guy is a silly goose and should be your soulmate.
That guy might be satan
This must be his way of turning you down, there’s no other explanation for one of the most heinous crimes I’ve seen on this sub
Life in jail. Check the harddrive. Climb out the bathroom window and never return.
He didn’t even ask what your preferences were? This is a pizza and dating crime.
Run.
Are you dating that guy on Instagram that pretends to be Swedish and then complains all American food has too much *sůůgar*?
Tunana pizza