English muffin with peanut butter and alfalfa sprouts
by pourman
32 Comments
testvpn2
Your diet goal is to die?
testvpn2
Using tissue as plate is wild
M-ABaldelli
Are you in solitary (confinement) or something?
Expansive_Rope_1337
heavyfaith
All of these ingredients would be better separated
Beginning-Cow-2360
i’m so sorry man. don’t subject yourself to this torture
The-Final-Reason
Where is the diet part in this carbs and fatty peanut butter lawn grass open face sandwich?
CrestonSpiers
OP is a dog and a rabbit in a trench coat
LivingStCelestine
What in the fresh hell is this abomination, OP. Why are you torturing yourself like this?
substantial_schemer
Ehh sub hummus for pb and this meal slaps
SagiWoW
i’m ngl this doesn’t look bad to me, would smash
Ok-Yogurtcloset-9183
Ah, the ole crumpet ‘n pubes
ObliviousFantasy
Dude what is thissss
Ok_Stranger_3087
Sproooouds
OleGretch
is that a tom delonge strat in the back?
barbietattoo
The Yin to your Humus and Jelly sandwich Yang
Amikoj
Grass clippings on burnt struggle. A classic.
DavieStBaconStan
I haven’t seen alfalfa sprouts in years. Stores don’t carry them anymore indie to the numerous outbreaks of sickness.
Karma7622
There has to be better options!
ryskwicpicmdfkapic
Burnt bread really adds to it.
mint_tea_xx
Dude sprouts are so underrated, had some this morning with my tuna salad and arugula munchies 🌿
ChiefestScumdog
Sick tom delonge strat back there, good choice.
InfiniteCosmic5
My family used to grow alfalfa sprouts. I can guarantee you nothing good came from this creation.
cutefudge1
english muffin with a grass from garden
Dogekaliber
We have a food truck that makes an alfalfa sprouts BLT (sprouts is the lettuce) and it has goat cheese. It is amazing- maybe try that- if you can still do bacon. But there’s always baco bits that are vegan if you’re down a dark path.
Commercial-Net5573
I miss when jimmy jons had sprouts
hippiewolff
Make homemade chicken salad with a rotisserie chicken, Greek yogurt and a little mayo, celery, carrots, green onion, and celery salt. Or if you’re vegetarian, sub chickpeas for the chicken.
Put it on a Wasa crispbread.
Top with the sprouts.
You’re welcome.
nintendopowerpro
i think this looks good
ExitArtistic5817
Looks good tbh
kraswotar
You can still save that. Mix PB, lime juice and honey to make sauce. Toast the muffins, sauce’em. Put layered shredded carrots, the sprouts, cilantro and crashed peanuts on top. Lastly, either drizzle some soy sauce and sesame oil or skip that and go with chili flakes. Shit will be good.
Evilsaddist666
I don’t get it, why waste the carbs and calories on sugar filled white commercial bread? If you’re that paranoid about what you’re eating there are so many better alternatives to that misery. Go see a doctor and get a referral to a nutritionist.
Whooptidooh
Not shitty, you just have to add some good cheese. 🤌
32 Comments
Your diet goal is to die?
Using tissue as plate is wild
Are you in solitary (confinement) or something?
All of these ingredients would be better separated
i’m so sorry man. don’t subject yourself to this torture
Where is the diet part in this carbs and fatty peanut butter lawn grass open face sandwich?
OP is a dog and a rabbit in a trench coat
What in the fresh hell is this abomination, OP. Why are you torturing yourself like this?
Ehh sub hummus for pb and this meal slaps
i’m ngl this doesn’t look bad to me, would smash
Ah, the ole crumpet ‘n pubes
Dude what is thissss
Sproooouds
is that a tom delonge strat in the back?
The Yin to your Humus and Jelly sandwich Yang
Grass clippings on burnt struggle. A classic.
I haven’t seen alfalfa sprouts in years. Stores don’t carry them anymore indie to the numerous outbreaks of sickness.
There has to be better options!
Burnt bread really adds to it.
Dude sprouts are so underrated, had some this morning with my tuna salad and arugula munchies 🌿
Sick tom delonge strat back there, good choice.
My family used to grow alfalfa sprouts. I can guarantee you nothing good came from this creation.
english muffin with a grass from garden
We have a food truck that makes an alfalfa sprouts BLT (sprouts is the lettuce) and it has goat cheese. It is amazing- maybe try that- if you can still do bacon. But there’s always baco bits that are vegan if you’re down a dark path.
I miss when jimmy jons had sprouts
Make homemade chicken salad with a rotisserie chicken, Greek yogurt and a little mayo, celery, carrots, green onion, and celery salt. Or if you’re vegetarian, sub chickpeas for the chicken.
Put it on a Wasa crispbread.
Top with the sprouts.
You’re welcome.
i think this looks good
Looks good tbh
You can still save that. Mix PB, lime juice and honey to make sauce. Toast the muffins, sauce’em. Put layered shredded carrots, the sprouts, cilantro and crashed peanuts on top. Lastly, either drizzle some soy sauce and sesame oil or skip that and go with chili flakes. Shit will be good.
I don’t get it, why waste the carbs and calories on sugar filled white commercial bread? If you’re that paranoid about what you’re eating there are so many better alternatives to that misery. Go see a doctor and get a referral to a nutritionist.
Not shitty, you just have to add some good cheese. 🤌