this came up on my screen just now and my *immediate* thought was “straight to jail, no trial”
matty_tommo
I mean no cheese right, so just dessert? I’d take it – although marshmallows AFTER cook surely, they are pure liquid lol
sussyBakaAt3am
I am a swede so im used to Odd pizza toppings, but im sorry, WHAT? Who allowed this?
starbycrit
I’m not one to judge someone’s food decisions as I understand that there’s usually a reason for strange concoctions; there’s some sense to odd pairings that can be justified upon contemplation.
u/SuspiciousExtinction
I can without a doubt attest that this is not one of those cases and you have committed a *foul* crime against pizza. Straight to the dungeon with you!
morose4eva
Firing squad.
kevloid
looks like someone chewed cotton candy and spat on it
ZookeepergameOld4985
I just dry heaved. This is indeed a pizza crime. Straight to maximum security prison
less-than-James
I don’t think the idea of it is horrible. The execution and result just look off putting. It’s just kind of wet looking.
I know it would be super sweet, but if it were done a little differently, it might be ok.
Expensive-Event-6127
look like some 5 yr old spat their used toothpaste on it too
Sparkster227
Those look like pools of brightly colored phlegm. Makes me gag.
Exquisitely_Pathetic
Why did I join this?
dankhimself
It’s just sugar and bread.
bigandtallandhungry
Even for a dessert pizza, that’s a no from me, dawg.
GreatestGreekGuy
x2_ok
Reminds me of the banana-bubblegum pizza (or whatever is this Kirby’s diarrhea looking thing is)
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You should be banned from pizza
this came up on my screen just now and my *immediate* thought was “straight to jail, no trial”
I mean no cheese right, so just dessert? I’d take it – although marshmallows AFTER cook surely, they are pure liquid lol
I am a swede so im used to Odd pizza toppings, but im sorry, WHAT? Who allowed this?
I’m not one to judge someone’s food decisions as I understand that there’s usually a reason for strange concoctions; there’s some sense to odd pairings that can be justified upon contemplation.
u/SuspiciousExtinction
I can without a doubt attest that this is not one of those cases and you have committed a *foul* crime against pizza. Straight to the dungeon with you!
Firing squad.
looks like someone chewed cotton candy and spat on it
I just dry heaved. This is indeed a pizza crime. Straight to maximum security prison
I don’t think the idea of it is horrible. The execution and result just look off putting. It’s just kind of wet looking.
I know it would be super sweet, but if it were done a little differently, it might be ok.
look like some 5 yr old spat their used toothpaste on it too
Those look like pools of brightly colored phlegm. Makes me gag.
Why did I join this?
It’s just sugar and bread.
Even for a dessert pizza, that’s a no from me, dawg.
Reminds me of the banana-bubblegum pizza (or whatever is this Kirby’s diarrhea looking thing is)
https://preview.redd.it/hfb5k8dbui9f1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffdd90576bda616c4be9ee0e978f61b2e03bc3f6
Just no.
https://i.redd.it/6lf4hswivi9f1.gif
Pear-qué?
Serial killer vibes
There aren’t many food images that immediately make me feel queasy quite as this one…
This would be okay if everything was different about it
Needs some brie too
You need to sprinkle some Lucky Charms marshmallow pieces on it. Then it will magically delicious and you may be able to elude pizza jail.