Clearly this is grounds for involuntary pizzaslaughter.
However, prior to my vote, I would love to hear from the defense as to the how and why this pizza ended up this way.
SuspectKnown9655
What kind of pizza was it?
Fabulous_Hand2314
The council of pizza magistrates shall allow for a limited amount of qualified immunity according to this case in which OP shall obey the strict conditions of his/her probation: 1. Random alcohol/drug screens. 2. Breath-interlock installed on the oven. 3. A fully written statement apologizing to the pizza manufacturer.
If the requirements are mets the court sees if fit we will seal you’re record from public searches seeing as how you are cannot possibly be above the age of 14½.
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Clearly this is grounds for involuntary pizzaslaughter.
However, prior to my vote, I would love to hear from the defense as to the how and why this pizza ended up this way.
What kind of pizza was it?
The council of pizza magistrates shall allow for a limited amount of qualified immunity according to this case in which OP shall obey the strict conditions of his/her probation:
1. Random alcohol/drug screens.
2. Breath-interlock installed on the oven.
3. A fully written statement apologizing to the pizza manufacturer.
If the requirements are mets the court sees if fit we will seal you’re record from public searches seeing as how you are cannot possibly be above the age of 14½.
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