Raw white mushrooms and marinara straight from a can, lol. Hey, at only 69 calories and 6 grams of protein… it hits the spot.

by caterpillove

11 Comments

  1. sigzag1994

    This is beyond depressing, but do you I guess

  2. Otherwise_Radish1034

    You can fit in pizza just fine in 1500 calorie day. I think most slices with just cheese and pepperoni would be around 220 calories each slice

  3. Open_Temperature_567

    I low key love this. Like, I would just stand over the counter and eat all the cold pizza toppings if my husband didn’t think it was strange.

    I make pizza bowls a lot. Sauce on the bottom, cheese and toppings over it. Microwave or bake until melted. I don’t usually miss the crust.

    Also, if you love mushrooms, sauté a bunch to add to scrambled eggs. It really increases the volume of a breakfast bowl with minimal calories added.

  4. JarlOfPickles

    This is what I call a “gremlin meal” and I support you lol

  5. ShinsBalogna

    If it tastes good then who cares. Food isn’t sad or happy it’s just food

  6. pinaple_cheese_girl

    I feel like this is a good snack, just not compared to pizza lol

  7. beachsunflower

    Lmao I get it OP but this prime /r/shittyfoodporn

  8. As someone who dips raw mushrooms in ranch, I support you.

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