For All the Pizza Snobs that Act like Italy is Some Untainted Bastion of Pizza.
Yes that's french fries on pizza. So I don't want to hear shit about pineapple on pizza.
by zetia2
25 Comments
DavieStBaconStan
My sister was in Rome and asked a police officer where there was a good place to get pizza. He said “madam, there is no good pizza in Rome”.
SparklessAndromeda
I give my friends a lot of shit if they choose this pizza but fries are a WAAYYY LESS aggravating crime than fruit on pizza let’s not lie to ourselves
mittelegna
Where was that menu found? On a tourist cart outside the coliseum? It’s like going to Philly and getting a cheesesteak at the airport. Except it’s worse because they’re catering to unconventional tastes from Asia and other parts of Europe. Not every pizza in Italy is good, but pineapple on pizza is still wrong.
jmr1190
I think the whole ‘pineapple on pizza’ is overdone, as well as the whole Italian food supremacy thing where Italians can’t be questioned for some reason.
But this pizza is designed for children, rather than a serious thing.
eilonwyhasemu
I feel like getting upset about pineapple is so mid-2010s, and we should focus our wrath on bananas.
Fries are an annoyance that’s not actually illegal.
Smooth-Boss-911
Potato on pizza is amazing.
deadghostsdontdie
Just so we’re on the same page.
Pizza didn’t start in Italy, it started in ne us, then after wondering what all the American tourists were talking about they invented the margarita pizza in honor of margret
I’ve never thought the homeland was the bastion of pizza.
vaelbaal
We have this to get easy money from idiots.
nemopost
Italian pizza is not very good. Best pizza in the world is in NY & Connecticutt
Old_Barnacle7777
I had mediocre, overly cheesy, pizza in Florence in a place that had good write ups for Neapolitan-style pizza. I believe the pizza was Neapolitan by way of some East Coast American expat. I’m aware that you can find bad pizza and even bad Italian food in Italy if you go somewhere that specializes in serving tourists.
Rollrmayteeee
One hundred million percent run by Albanians for tourists. This doesn’t count
balki_123
That is pizza for little kids. Also, pizza is quite regional food. Do not expect good pizza everywhere in Italy.
Myself I hate sweetened things, can’t stand things like glazed hams and when eating something like pizza, not looking for the distinct sweet flavor of pineapple.
Potatoes go with so much, I imagine it tastes great.
Presentation wise, I imagine this stems from being lazy. Instead of preparing potatoes from scratch, easier to buy bags of fries or just process them with a fry maker.
bigniccosuaveee
Don’t forget they also serve cut up hot dogs on pizza there too
yesrushgenesis2112
If the Italians it’s not a crime. Now in Italy they’d disagree.
Hyde2467
That is most likely a tourist trap.
_FalcoSparverius
I spent a year living in Italy. The dumbest most nonsensical shit I’ve ever seen thrown onto a pizza was while I was in Italy.
ultraplusstretch
Still better than pineapple.
Normal_Tour6998
Let me guess, you’re in a touristy part of Italy where they expect a lot of Americans. Yes. They’ll cater to you.
LosarioRiccardo
Pizza snobs? Sorry but doesnt look like a good pizza and is not even cheaper… Italy is full of scams and tourist traps, trust me, I’m italian.
qalmakka
A. That’s basically kids pizza
B. Potatoes are not sweet and go well with tomato and cheese, pineapple doesn’t. The problem was never the pineapple, it’s the combination of tomato + cheese + pineapple that just sucks
25 Comments
My sister was in Rome and asked a police officer where there was a good place to get pizza. He said “madam, there is no good pizza in Rome”.
I give my friends a lot of shit if they choose this pizza but fries are a WAAYYY LESS aggravating crime than fruit on pizza let’s not lie to ourselves
Where was that menu found? On a tourist cart outside the coliseum? It’s like going to Philly and getting a cheesesteak at the airport. Except it’s worse because they’re catering to unconventional tastes from Asia and other parts of Europe. Not every pizza in Italy is good, but pineapple on pizza is still wrong.
I think the whole ‘pineapple on pizza’ is overdone, as well as the whole Italian food supremacy thing where Italians can’t be questioned for some reason.
But this pizza is designed for children, rather than a serious thing.
I feel like getting upset about pineapple is so mid-2010s, and we should focus our wrath on bananas.
Fries are an annoyance that’s not actually illegal.
Potato on pizza is amazing.
Just so we’re on the same page.
Pizza didn’t start in Italy, it started in ne us, then after wondering what all the American tourists were talking about they invented the margarita pizza in honor of margret
I’ve never thought the homeland was the bastion of pizza.
We have this to get easy money from idiots.
Italian pizza is not very good. Best pizza in the world is in NY & Connecticutt
I had mediocre, overly cheesy, pizza in Florence in a place that had good write ups for Neapolitan-style pizza. I believe the pizza was Neapolitan by way of some East Coast American expat. I’m aware that you can find bad pizza and even bad Italian food in Italy if you go somewhere that specializes in serving tourists.
One hundred million percent run by Albanians for tourists. This doesn’t count
That is pizza for little kids. Also, pizza is quite regional food. Do not expect good pizza everywhere in Italy.
[https://youtu.be/de52E-Cx7Ws?si=KDCbWXX2tGHu3s7R&t=1125](https://youtu.be/de52E-Cx7Ws?si=KDCbWXX2tGHu3s7R&t=1125)
I bet pizza diavolo fucks
Rome has fallen
Guess it’s how you view the toppings.
Myself I hate sweetened things, can’t stand things like glazed hams and when eating something like pizza, not looking for the distinct sweet flavor of pineapple.
Potatoes go with so much, I imagine it tastes great.
Presentation wise, I imagine this stems from being lazy. Instead of preparing potatoes from scratch, easier to buy bags of fries or just process them with a fry maker.
Don’t forget they also serve cut up hot dogs on pizza there too
If the Italians it’s not a crime. Now in Italy they’d disagree.
That is most likely a tourist trap.
I spent a year living in Italy. The dumbest most nonsensical shit I’ve ever seen thrown onto a pizza was while I was in Italy.
Still better than pineapple.
Let me guess, you’re in a touristy part of Italy where they expect a lot of Americans. Yes. They’ll cater to you.
Pizza snobs? Sorry but doesnt look like a good pizza and is not even cheaper… Italy is full of scams and tourist traps, trust me, I’m italian.
A. That’s basically kids pizza
B. Potatoes are not sweet and go well with tomato and cheese, pineapple doesn’t. The problem was never the pineapple, it’s the combination of tomato + cheese + pineapple that just sucks
I bet even Japan has shit sushi restaurants
Fries and Mozzarella Sticks is called Stoner Pie