As someone who has been there. I wouldn’t say it’s a crime. It just tastes more like sandwich on focaccia than pizza.
xDragonetti
Not my go to. But I’d try it. Isn’t this some kind of midwest thing?
sb5060tx
American cheese on pizza should be a crime.
I also believe american cheese in general isn’t cheese at all, but a fake wannabe.
is-this-necessary
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
figbott
What the fuck. What the fuck.
eilonwyhasemu
I’ve had this and it’s a felony.
Barbarianmoss
That is a war crime
Superb_Assistant2358
Plastic cheese does not belong on pizza
Double_Tear2207
What in the holy hell is happening here?! 🤦🏼♀️
Old_Entertainment598
Angry Italian noises
Donnaandjoe
Definitely guilty, so guilty it warrants life behind bars.
JoeyCoco1
Somebody call Dave Portnoy so he does a pizza review
t12lucker
That looks as much Sicilian as a Szechuan sauce
Electronic-Bear2030
Very much a crime
Masstershake
That’s not a real establishment, that’s a front
stvlsn
This is mass murder
darkest_hour1428
Hey, I’m in/from this town. Don’t worry, nobody here eats this shit, and ~~we all~~ I have no idea where it came from either… I see memes, but have never seen it in person. What a weird way to be famous… I mean, we’ve got a kickass curved railroad track!
Lmao no wonder the pizza went viral instead…
GraciaEtScientia
I’m pretty sure that’s closer to lasagna than pizza.
buffysbangs
There’s even a Wikipedia entry for this abomination https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza
BeefWellingtonSpeedo
Brazil is a speed trap for this sub. The famous legendary Altoona Pizza should be its mascot.
Valuable_Basket5455
Square?
PogglyPuff
Hi! I live in the Altoona Hollidaysburgh area and let me tell you, this is not as it seems. This recipe is just a hand-me-down places commemoratively serve in memorium of the Altoona Hotel that burnt down and sold it first.
That’s not actually just white bread those are on, it’s thin loaves of french bread. It’s actually surprisingly good in an “ashamed to love it” kind of way.
And don’t tell me, it was heated up in an EZ Bake Oven while the plastic Tea Service was being set out. A couple dolls were politely seated at the plastic table. Carry on, adult dinner at 6pm.
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As someone who has been there. I wouldn’t say it’s a crime. It just tastes more like sandwich on focaccia than pizza.
Not my go to. But I’d try it. Isn’t this some kind of midwest thing?
American cheese on pizza should be a crime.
I also believe american cheese in general isn’t cheese at all, but a fake wannabe.
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
What the fuck. What the fuck.
I’ve had this and it’s a felony.
That is a war crime
Plastic cheese does not belong on pizza
What in the holy hell is happening here?! 🤦🏼♀️
Angry Italian noises
Definitely guilty, so guilty it warrants life behind bars.
Somebody call Dave Portnoy so he does a pizza review
That looks as much Sicilian as a Szechuan sauce
Very much a crime
That’s not a real establishment, that’s a front
This is mass murder
Hey, I’m in/from this town. Don’t worry, nobody here eats this shit, and ~~we all~~ I have no idea where it came from either… I see memes, but have never seen it in person. What a weird way to be famous… I mean, we’ve got a kickass curved railroad track!
Lmao no wonder the pizza went viral instead…
I’m pretty sure that’s closer to lasagna than pizza.
There’s even a Wikipedia entry for this abomination https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza
Brazil is a speed trap for this sub. The famous legendary Altoona Pizza should be its mascot.
Square?
Hi! I live in the Altoona Hollidaysburgh area and let me tell you, this is not as it seems. This recipe is just a hand-me-down places commemoratively serve in memorium of the Altoona Hotel that burnt down and sold it first.
That’s not actually just white bread those are on, it’s thin loaves of french bread. It’s actually surprisingly good in an “ashamed to love it” kind of way.
It’s a legend I’ve never seen in person
https://preview.redd.it/deyfhmod4s9f1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23e43e8311e7be199cf39cd789e5779b4c60093a
And don’t tell me, it was heated up in an EZ Bake Oven while the plastic Tea Service was being set out. A couple dolls were politely seated at the plastic table. Carry on, adult dinner at 6pm.
Homicide
