You’re really not gonna like what you need to do to that dick lookin’ part of the clam.
rickztoyz
If you chop off the good parts, you can make a half decent clam chowder.
Petty_Paw_Printz
Hmmmm
badaimbadjokes
Weird side note: I watch this YouTube gaming guy who plays “funny” meme stuff on a soundboard while playing a video game. Often, he plays a clip that says, “The giant horse conch ways up to 11 pounds.” Which, if you just hear it obviously sounds like something other than “conch,” so people giggle about it.
Until this moment, I thought it was only the name that bore a… resemblance.
PigpenD27870
If you pet it just right, I bet you can get the wrinkles out of it.
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Reminds me of my ex-husband.
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I should call him
Doesn’t look like any clam I’ve ever seen.
A geoduck has entered the chat.
Quit bragging
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r/mildlypenis
Treat them like a Geoduck
You’re really not gonna like what you need to do to that dick lookin’ part of the clam.
If you chop off the good parts, you can make a half decent clam chowder.
Hmmmm
Weird side note: I watch this YouTube gaming guy who plays “funny” meme stuff on a soundboard while playing a video game. Often, he plays a clip that says, “The giant horse conch ways up to 11 pounds.” Which, if you just hear it obviously sounds like something other than “conch,” so people giggle about it.
Until this moment, I thought it was only the name that bore a… resemblance.
If you pet it just right, I bet you can get the wrinkles out of it.
I think that one likes you! 😆
Geoduck’s chewy little brother.
It’s supposed to be a bicep