No pizza crimes here. That was pizza self defense for sure.
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Isso desmoralizou muito o cara, deixou ele manso na hora kkkkkk
ninja_turd_el
That’s amore!
llamabirds
My sister worked at a pizza shop in a college town, some drunk guy came in and grabbed their tip jar. So her coworker proceeded to throw a slice of pizza at him, hitting him perfectly, smearing red sauce all over him. He ran off with the tip jar, cops came, talked to staff and later found the thief mostly due to the fact that there isn’t many guys “covered in pizza sauce from head to toe”. They got their tips back.
Cool-Newspaper6789
Dave pizza slap to the face portnoy
Itchy_Professor_4133
These douchelords that pick on service industry employees make my blood boil
ki4clz
u/daveportnoy
Damianos_X
slippinjimmy888
One slap, everybody knows the rules!
EntertainmentNo1591
This is what happens when you don’t follow the rules. Everyone knows one bite!
Hot_Cash5989
Oh the humanity.
deucescarefully
Rabbi Portnoy oh vey
binkysnightmare
Did I hear that wrong or did he say “you charged me four dollars”
KentuckyFriedEel
Grown ass man with a backwards cap having a tantrum over pizza. What a disgrace
Rexxington
That pop when the slice hit his head was one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever heard.
I want to know what douche guy was upset about lol
AirSkyFlight
Pizza man recommends new optician
Barcodezz
Italian Hospitality
Hellboy_M420
Two Bros on St Marks?
Fixx95
Where the idiots who always wanna be fighting? There’s your chance to protect someone innocent
SnooTigers806
Is this Dave Portnoy?
Kitchen-Revolution-9
Guy asked for banana and marshmallows on the pizza
throwwwittawaayyy
bro got the daily special
Chungster03
Imagine getting pizza face over 4 dollars
this_chi_cooks
That was not a crime
Pandabumone
Just like Fenway!
darkShadow90000
Send these losers to South Korea or Saudi Arabia. Maybe then they will respect people like pizza workers more.
badmotivator11
Anyone who has ever worked behind a counter surround by hot, sharp, unforgiving metal and tools literally made for cutting flesh:
*I wish a motherfucker would…*
Tough tantrum guy was at least smart enough to stay on his side of the shop.
heygabehey
This is way funnier than I expected. He disrespected the fuck out of his face with a slice of pizza.
That is a blow he’ll remember forever. Therapist is going to hear about this. Ooor, that scene will flash in his mind right before he pulls the trigger while looking through a scope into a crowd of innocent people. What will make this sting is there is somebody or someones out there that know this guy and they’ll bring it up.
The only thing that coulda made this worse for dude was if it was during the day and there was a school bus full of middle schoolers watching.
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NYC? Dollar slice shop?
Such a kind and sensible person
Damn imagine getting smacked by a slice of pizza
Here comes the pizzer
Boy got smacked by that pizza slice 😂😂😂
No pizza crimes here. That was pizza self defense for sure.
Isso desmoralizou muito o cara, deixou ele manso na hora kkkkkk
That’s amore!
My sister worked at a pizza shop in a college town, some drunk guy came in and grabbed their tip jar. So her coworker proceeded to throw a slice of pizza at him, hitting him perfectly, smearing red sauce all over him. He ran off with the tip jar, cops came, talked to staff and later found the thief mostly due to the fact that there isn’t many guys “covered in pizza sauce from head to toe”. They got their tips back.
Dave pizza slap to the face portnoy
These douchelords that pick on service industry employees make my blood boil
u/daveportnoy
One slap, everybody knows the rules!
This is what happens when you don’t follow the rules. Everyone knows one bite!
Oh the humanity.
Rabbi Portnoy oh vey
Did I hear that wrong or did he say “you charged me four dollars”
Grown ass man with a backwards cap having a tantrum over pizza. What a disgrace
That pop when the slice hit his head was one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever heard.
Fuck that goober!
Go shop employee!
Moment of impact, niiiiice, lol:
https://preview.redd.it/ekktpaoypz9f1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b86b954af899972e67b38cac147376cd6b20c01
Love the “FOH” at the end lol
Is that Dave portanoy? Lmao
Enough of this let’s hear the verdict.
I want to know what douche guy was upset about lol
Pizza man recommends new optician
Italian Hospitality
Two Bros on St Marks?
Where the idiots who always wanna be fighting? There’s your chance to protect someone innocent
Is this Dave Portnoy?
Guy asked for banana and marshmallows on the pizza
bro got the daily special
Imagine getting pizza face over 4 dollars
That was not a crime
Just like Fenway!
Send these losers to South Korea or Saudi Arabia. Maybe then they will respect people like pizza workers more.
Anyone who has ever worked behind a counter surround by hot, sharp, unforgiving metal and tools literally made for cutting flesh:
*I wish a motherfucker would…*
Tough tantrum guy was at least smart enough to stay on his side of the shop.
This is way funnier than I expected. He disrespected the fuck out of his face with a slice of pizza.
That is a blow he’ll remember forever. Therapist is going to hear about this. Ooor, that scene will flash in his mind right before he pulls the trigger while looking through a scope into a crowd of innocent people. What will make this sting is there is somebody or someones out there that know this guy and they’ll bring it up.
The only thing that coulda made this worse for dude was if it was during the day and there was a school bus full of middle schoolers watching.
