I’m looking for flavor profile and method. I’m thinking smoked would be the only way to make this taste coherent but maybe frying could?
by Travelrossity
24 Comments
ChillPalis
Oh *hell* no.
Cool-Pineapple-8373
Smoked would probably be the best since it’s a lower heat. That “turkraken” is a really funny image but I’m pretty sure that baking octopus long enough in order for the turkey to cook through will make vulcanized rubber.
TheRealRickC137
Poor Davey Jones! No way for a pirate to go
AcornWholio
Who’s hungry? The cthulu wings almost done.
whoawhoawhoa2020b
The Cthulu that eats like a meal
Comprehensive-Yam329
Bold to assume you ll have a family after that ungodly stunt
Gunmetalblue32
Nice smoked Cthulhu 😆 food fit for the Gods
DreadNevermore
Thanksgiving with The Deep.
MaximumHeresy
This should be a thing. Who has the recipe?
phonetastic
This would absolutely be doable, but you’d have to approach it like a novelty/competition cake and not like what it’s pretending to be. Cook different parts different ways at different times, put it all together at the end, and use dyes, dowels, and general trickery to get it all “in position”. It would be edible, and if you did it cleverly enough, as long as people at it piece by piece instead of combined bites of both, you might even get folks to think it tastes good.
lordxvulcan
Putting the Octopus in the Turkussy is diabolical
ShadowDemon527
I’ve seen Tentai with less tentacles in one hole than that turkey
irate_alien
Mmmmm, turkthulhu
FreedomSquatch
Funny but definitely stupid, a complete waste of food. The turkey is going to taste like smoked fish assholes, and the octopus will have the texture of a sous vide hockey puck.
bolts_win_again
Is this a family or a cult?
mefista
I wonder if stuffing it all the way in would have been better food-wise.
Sea-Macaron1470
Seasoned with thoughts and prayers
chumbucket77
Totalwink
Cthulhu has entered the chat.
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Ezkander
Kill it before it lays eggs
Voggl
Isnt that a facehugger!!??
barry_001
Why? Just… why? I was having a good day
ClaudioMoravit0
Drink it with a glass of gonster and you’re all set
24 Comments
Oh *hell* no.
Smoked would probably be the best since it’s a lower heat. That “turkraken” is a really funny image but I’m pretty sure that baking octopus long enough in order for the turkey to cook through will make vulcanized rubber.
Poor Davey Jones!
No way for a pirate to go
Who’s hungry? The cthulu wings almost done.
The Cthulu that eats like a meal
Bold to assume you ll have a family after that ungodly stunt
Nice smoked Cthulhu 😆 food fit for the Gods
Thanksgiving with The Deep.
This should be a thing. Who has the recipe?
This would absolutely be doable, but you’d have to approach it like a novelty/competition cake and not like what it’s pretending to be. Cook different parts different ways at different times, put it all together at the end, and use dyes, dowels, and general trickery to get it all “in position”. It would be edible, and if you did it cleverly enough, as long as people at it piece by piece instead of combined bites of both, you might even get folks to think it tastes good.
Putting the Octopus in the Turkussy is diabolical
I’ve seen Tentai with less tentacles in one hole than that turkey
Mmmmm, turkthulhu
Funny but definitely stupid, a complete waste of food. The turkey is going to taste like smoked fish assholes, and the octopus will have the texture of a sous vide hockey puck.
Is this a family or a cult?
I wonder if stuffing it all the way in would have been better food-wise.
Seasoned with thoughts and prayers
Cthulhu has entered the chat.
ｲんﾑ刀ズ丂ムﾉ√ﾉ刀ム ﾉ丂 ﾶﾘ ｷﾑ√の尺
Kill it before it lays eggs
Isnt that a facehugger!!??
Why? Just… why? I was having a good day
Drink it with a glass of gonster and you’re all set
Wtf