The pizza itself looks solid. Why couldn’t bro cut the chicken.
bigexplosion
The crime I see here is adulterating a beautiful pizza with subpar proteins.
A_Minimal_Infinity
Seems like a bot posted this.
JulioElGuapo
They should have just said no, lol. No chicken
ManOfGame3
I see pizza. I see chicken. Nolle Prosequi
Calm-Conference9884
Kitchen-Revolution-9
You’re fired
XanderTheMeh
A crime was committed here, but that pizza still looks delicious. Would smash.
Lyrabelle
The cheese also looks like squares? That place must be a cover for something else.
resist_unlearn_defy
This is what you get for wanting CHICKEN. chicken on a god damn motherfuckin pizza. YEA HOSS LETS GO GET A CHICKEN PIZZA. not even fried.
GayAssBeagle
I’m beating someone’s ass with a slice
I_Love_Licking_Lysol
To be honest, that pie is actually fairly nice looking, minus the insane amount of seasoning. It’s not that terrible. Very Staten Island Neapolitan style. The chicken though? That’s hilarious. Also if this was NY nobody puts chicken on pizza unless you get fast food like Domino’s. However, as a customer, you asked for chicken, as weird as that is, and they clearly failed the assignment. I can’t decide whether it’s a crime or not. I mean, chicken is heavy to put on a thin crispy Staten Island Neapolitan, so they were probably like wtf do we do. Likey a customer request decision leading to the slaughter of the pie.
Nyanzeenyan
Pizza and chicken strips.
Ice-O-Holic
I didn’t realize there’s a chicken shortage
lou_really
This pizza made me laugh
PNW_Forest
This one was 100% faked for outrage and was posted by a bot for karma. I would bet money OOP is a bot.
Syhkane
Call NASA, if this isn’t proof space aliens exist I don’t know what is.
How did they even get it to look like this?
They had someone describe to them over the phone what a pizza looks like without using words for food.
Is that sauce or red powder?
NightFox1988
Yeesh. My local Jet’s and other pizza places at least cut the chicken in chunks.
DoggoWhoBloggos
Yet you ate a piece of it before complaining….
SeasonElectrical3173
Looks like Pizza with some Marlboro light 100’s topped on it
SparklessAndromeda
Aside from the POULTRY CRIME, that pizza looks bi dimensional. Like they had to save money on its poligons.
Still looks good besides the crust but you should go back and get more chicken. Looks like they were trying to make it look Italian
iamevilhomer6
It really doesn’t look that bad so what if you have to bite a piece of chicken in half sure it looks a bit odd but I wouldn’t call this a pizza crime that’s still a solid pizza they probably just ran out of breaded chicken and cut up some chicken that’s normally used for another dish in a hurry
fendersonfenderson
I love chicken, but I don’t like it as a topping. it’s pineapple tier
Grogman2024
Not a crime because it looks so good anyway
BurdenedCrayon
So they assume you want sauce but not cheese? Curious logic. I wonder if they’re missing a large portion of their brain
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Atrocity
https://preview.redd.it/eb4l2pwov4af1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75f7d1ff659f205f8bcf308dd09ecf1ce7ee9bae
This pizza is the definition of this quote
Looks like battle ships
The pizza itself looks solid. Why couldn’t bro cut the chicken.
The crime I see here is adulterating a beautiful pizza with subpar proteins.
Seems like a bot posted this.
They should have just said no, lol. No chicken
I see pizza. I see chicken. Nolle Prosequi
You’re fired
A crime was committed here, but that pizza still looks delicious. Would smash.
The cheese also looks like squares? That place must be a cover for something else.
This is what you get for wanting CHICKEN. chicken on a god damn motherfuckin pizza. YEA HOSS LETS GO GET A CHICKEN PIZZA. not even fried.
I’m beating someone’s ass with a slice
To be honest, that pie is actually fairly nice looking, minus the insane amount of seasoning. It’s not that terrible. Very Staten Island Neapolitan style. The chicken though? That’s hilarious. Also if this was NY nobody puts chicken on pizza unless you get fast food like Domino’s. However, as a customer, you asked for chicken, as weird as that is, and they clearly failed the assignment. I can’t decide whether it’s a crime or not. I mean, chicken is heavy to put on a thin crispy Staten Island Neapolitan, so they were probably like wtf do we do. Likey a customer request decision leading to the slaughter of the pie.
Pizza and chicken strips.
I didn’t realize there’s a chicken shortage
This pizza made me laugh
This one was 100% faked for outrage and was posted by a bot for karma. I would bet money OOP is a bot.
Call NASA, if this isn’t proof space aliens exist I don’t know what is.
How did they even get it to look like this?
They had someone describe to them over the phone what a pizza looks like without using words for food.
Is that sauce or red powder?
Yeesh. My local Jet’s and other pizza places at least cut the chicken in chunks.
Yet you ate a piece of it before complaining….
Looks like Pizza with some Marlboro light 100’s topped on it
Aside from the POULTRY CRIME, that pizza looks bi dimensional. Like they had to save money on its poligons.
[one of the few times this is the wrong answer. ](https://youtu.be/hou0lU8WMgo?si=m1DTmpDdzPeFYrAR)
Still looks good besides the crust but you should go back and get more chicken. Looks like they were trying to make it look Italian
It really doesn’t look that bad so what if you have to bite a piece of chicken in half sure it looks a bit odd but I wouldn’t call this a pizza crime that’s still a solid pizza they probably just ran out of breaded chicken and cut up some chicken that’s normally used for another dish in a hurry
I love chicken, but I don’t like it as a topping. it’s pineapple tier
Not a crime because it looks so good anyway
So they assume you want sauce but not cheese? Curious logic. I wonder if they’re missing a large portion of their brain
My condolences