Chainmail sleeve with glove tensioner

by KenUsimi

25 Comments

  1. ThisCarSmellsFunny

    No way you could get me to wear that.

  2. “Knock it off and use the tomato slicer, Martinez.”

  3. Brunoise6

    This is what a picture all y’all who are scared of the mandolin doing before you use it

  4. Snuflufgus

    My back would be so wrecked after a shift with that thing only weighing down one side.

  5. hotstickywaffle

    So what’s the tensioner for? And is there a reasonable and practical use for this?

  6. Stirfrydayz

    Wearing a mask like that is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off. What’s the point?

  7. Pernicious_Possum

    All of that just to hone a knife? What in the nanny state!?

  8. Downtown-Fix6177

    I’ve known a few butchers/meat cutters over the years. This dude has some kinda mortal
    Kombat looking doodad hanging on the belt too with the knives.

    All I know is that anybody that can cut apart an animal extremely fast could probably figure out how to cut…other stuff apart extremely fast and I prefer to buy them beers and be friends

  9. Jacksomkesoplenty

    Why did cut off Blues Clues paw? Was that necessary? Then he wears it for a trophy!

  10. The mandolin requires a blood sacrifice for any new acolyte.

  11. KevinStoley

    Then suddenly you’ve gotta take a piss and take all that shit off again.

  12. GruntCandy86

    I hate those chainmail gloves. They’re always too big. Also, the blue rubber tensioner, one of those loops is supposed to go over the thumb.

  13. Adventurous_Bar_3423

    Then cuts himself on his knife hand because he is trying to hone with a flourish

  14. Reasonable-Truck-874

    “Look what it takes to mimic a fraction of our power”

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