I’ve known a few butchers/meat cutters over the years. This dude has some kinda mortal Kombat looking doodad hanging on the belt too with the knives.
All I know is that anybody that can cut apart an animal extremely fast could probably figure out how to cut…other stuff apart extremely fast and I prefer to buy them beers and be friends
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No way you could get me to wear that.
“Knock it off and use the tomato slicer, Martinez.”
This is what a picture all y’all who are scared of the mandolin doing before you use it
And what are we butchering today?
My back would be so wrecked after a shift with that thing only weighing down one side.
So what’s the tensioner for? And is there a reasonable and practical use for this?
Wearing a mask like that is like wearing a condom with the tip cut off. What’s the point?
Man, I think I found my proctologist!
All of that just to hone a knife? What in the nanny state!?
This man has been shaved by a mandolin before.
https://preview.redd.it/aqbv2c3j16af1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01f044dde97ada350c2f5fc04eb936fb689d53e9
I wanna see the chain mail girdle
What’s a toolgif?
I’ve known a few butchers/meat cutters over the years. This dude has some kinda mortal
Kombat looking doodad hanging on the belt too with the knives.
All I know is that anybody that can cut apart an animal extremely fast could probably figure out how to cut…other stuff apart extremely fast and I prefer to buy them beers and be friends
Not to be used for impregnating cows…
https://preview.redd.it/tjh62mko46af1.png?width=961&format=png&auto=webp&s=13650e3c7c5ba8ebbcff092704f68d8eb9f1706b
Groovy
This fit goes hard
This is Sparta
Why did cut off Blues Clues paw? Was that necessary? Then he wears it for a trophy!
The mandolin requires a blood sacrifice for any new acolyte.
Then suddenly you’ve gotta take a piss and take all that shit off again.
I hate those chainmail gloves. They’re always too big. Also, the blue rubber tensioner, one of those loops is supposed to go over the thumb.
Then cuts himself on his knife hand because he is trying to hone with a flourish
“Look what it takes to mimic a fraction of our power”
MASK. OVER. THE. NOSE.
ASSHOLE.