driver ate a slice of my pizza

by Background_Humor5838

23 Comments

  1. monexicano

    Hot damn that’s a greasy pie. It’s that a Little Caesars pizza?

  2. Low_Wall_7828

    Normally a crime but I think this might have been a preventative measure.

  3. lewisfairchild

    This is some bull#%* on the part of that service. I’m sick & tired of
    seeing how they ruin people’s meals like this or worse.

  4. KittyandPuppyMama

    That driver spared you 1/8th of an awful experience.

  5. Background_Humor5838

    I’m sorry I couldn’t edit this post but it’s not mine. Someone shared this picture on another sub complaining about the delivery. I’m arguing they did him a favor based on the appearance of this pie. The pizza is the crime here, not the theft.

  6. Vegetable-Face-2518

    Schrödinger’s pizza. The slice was there until the observer opened the box. It was also not there. No crime!

  7. lose_not_loose_man

    As bad as the pizza is, we can’t ignore the fact that this is clearly theft. If my neighbor steals my 1997 Toyota Tercel, he doesn’t get a free pass because my car is shitty.

    We don’t have to choose between prosecuting the sociopath who made this pizza and the sociopath who stole part of it. We can prosecute both.

    If OP isn’t a liar, this is clearly a pizza crime.

  8. MagicOrpheus310

    r/untrustworthypoptarts haha they just ate a slice then took the photo and said it was the driver.

  9. mittelegna

    I imagine he was high on weed smoke and needed a snacklet. Surprised it wasn’t two slices, but this is a major party foul on the driver, needless to say. As for the pizza… probably a crime with that pretzel crust.

  10. Contagious_Zombie

    Is that a pretzel crust with salt and a cheddar cheese topping?

  11. AmPotat07

    Don’t try and deflect. It’s obvious the real crime is that Little Caesars Pretzel Crust travesty.

    Guilty.

  12. MonsterIslandMed

    It was me. And it wasn’t worth it, burnt my tongue on some gross pizza and tossed the slice. That’s what ya get for the $1.30 tip!

  13. Single_Pizza_2523

    Omg I’d saw that the other day 🤣🤣

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