(I am ashamed to admit that I ate from the egg bag two times)

by WannabeDruid

37 Comments

  1. GlassTablesAreStupid

    I could eat the top 2/3 no problem. It’s the bottom egg milk concoction that turns my gut

  2. Appropriate_Unit3474

    Man that’s certainly a bag of egg

  3. Estrellathestarfish

    Why the congealed egg bag when you can make fresh scrambled eggs in minutes?

  4. 713nikki

    Hey, can you do me a favor and get a pair of scissors and just nip off the corner of the plastic bag so you can drink that viscous egg sludge that’s built up down there?

  5. Open_Youth7092

    Never knew you could cook eggs uneasy…

  6. pun_in10did

    How long has it been in that bag? That looks like a Christmas themed bag.

  7. bimboozled

    God my friend has pulled this stunt on me a couple times when we go camping, “don’t worry about bringing breakfasts, I got it covered” only to show up with a gallon bag of shitty soggy unseasoned eggs

    Never again

  8. Ready to sneak into the movie theater or sporting event.

  9. Natural-Nobody-7644

    Add a shitload of fried rice, and it’s on

  10. Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

    Hiding this on someone’s chair like a whoopee cushion

  11. misntshortformary

    ![gif](giphy|xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM|downsized)

  12. ImmaculateWeiss

    I fuckin love scrambled eggs, that is all 

  13. DowntownEconomist255

    Did they cook so much because the eggs were going bad and didn’t want to waste them?

  14. Putsomesunglasseson

    OP I really want some bagged eggs , can you give me a scoop

  15. Cantstandyourbitz

    Halloween is only a few months away. You could give these out to trick or treaters. Smaller bags, obviously.

  16. Xanadu87

    I would portion that out into a dozen flour tortillas and wrap and freeze them for quick breakfast tacos

  17. Interesting_Event_68

    But you didn’t give me a bottle of ketchup to go with the eggs.

  18. FoodieQFoodnerd102

    Ashamed?!? Nooooo, you wear that one with pride!

    You just demonstrated that you can, and will, do whatever is necessary for basic survival, and to get through whatever unpleasant necessity is currently in your path.

    This puts you ahead of probably 90 percent of the people you’ll be competing with for scarce resources if major disaster hits.

  19. Potato_Morgue

    It’s the holiday themed bag for me 🤌🏻

  20. ICantLeafYou

    Pros: It comes in one of those festive ziplocks.

    Cons: I’m allergic to eggs and ~~not at all~~ very sorry that I cannot join you in enjoying the egg bag.

  21. BillyBobBarkerJrJr

    There’s no shame when it comes to eggs. (Except ketchup.)

  22. ateshitanddied_

    I thought the biggest perk of not eating eggs was saving all the money…

    …until now 

  23. Jumped-Up_Vulgarian

    They’re called Christmas Eggs.

    ![gif](giphy|dqaqcD8JffbH9hAa34)

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