I had heartburn so I decided to eat the greasiest chicken sandwich ever at 3 am.

by ConsistentCover2527

29 Comments

  1. OrmondDawn

    And that helped to intensify the heartburn?

  2. Sandwidge_Broom

    Uh. Good luck to your digestive system and heart

  3. Woodwhat74

    Should’ve added tomato for the citric acid… intensified it.

  4. Mockisho

    First off, that wasn’t going to help your heartburn. Secondly, that looks legit delicious.

  5. EugenesMullet

    Are you trying to permanent stop the heartburn by permanently stopping your heart?

  6. FrananaBanana452

    Self harm

    Edit:as in this is an act of self harm – not “go self harm” lmao I feel I need to clarify that

  7. Nice_Evidence4185

    If I have heartbun I eat some carrots, but you do you.

  8. idontwannabhear

    Some people are actually sick and then u have these people.

  9. 2bags12kuai

    It’s like doing an extra set of squats when your legs are all ready super tired … gotta level up those heartburn muscles

  10. MrCockingFinally

    My house was on fire, so I decided to pour on 1000 gallons of gasoline and a large box of fireworks.

  11. With that lead-in – you’re making me suggest you post on “stonerfood,” but since you have heartburn, I’ll be nice. Maybe post it there when you feel better?

  12. Acceptablepops

    Confused as to why you didn’t grab a pepto first

  13. CoffeeExtraCream

    The waffle house chicken is so good

  14. wuroni69

    Didn’t know greasy chicken sandwich cured heartburn…that is so cool.

  15. visionsofzimmerman

    My life quality has increased immensely after I started a PPI medication for heartburn. Gamechanger.

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