I wondered why no one makes pesto with purple basil. I found out why.

by Legs_With_Snake

29 Comments

  1. sheeberz

    I make a black olive tapenade at work, and it always looks like this, ive tried adding roasted red peppers, and double the herbs so it doesnt look so “poopy” but the black overwhelms everything. Delicious but a bit gross looking.

  2. kilofeet

    I’m not sure why, but the beetles won’t touch my purple basil. They chomp my green basil and then shit little bits of beetle turd all over it, but the purple ones are untouched

  3. Warshitarse

    If you have one, I recommend a mortar n pestle. Yes it takes a lot longer but the forearm workout is nice and (I think) it comes out tasting better.

  4. Fomulouscrunch

    100% would still eat. Pesto is great.

  5. PM_ME_YOUR_FRACTURES

    I learned this lesson once with purple mashed potatoes

  6. ToonaMcToon

    When you want to eat and have it look like you’re living in Pleasantville

  7. WeevilWeedWizard

    Holy shit picture 3 is so fucking good, it’s unappetizing in a nearly violent manner lmao

  8. Jelousubmarine

    Pfff. If people can handle grey fish eggs and caviar, what’s a little grey pesto?

  9. stain_XTRA

    my arm made that color when my 2nd degree burn got sweat trapped under the dead skin

  10. iheartgardening5

    Try the gray stuff, it’s delicious!

  11. ruthless_taurean

    Just watched an episode of Below Deck where the chef made a “black pesto”… wonder if this is what he did. The guests said it was the best dish they had.

  12. 91Jammers

    That is an insane ratio of garlic and pine nuts to leaves.

  13. deep-fried-fuck

    🎶Try the grey stuff, it’s delicious!

  14. YoureSpecial

    That looks like a lot of damn pine nuts.

  15. StingingSwingrays

    Your ratio of leaves to pine nuts + garlic seems… perfectly inverted

    Usually I do about

    3 cups greens (which somehow melts into just about 1.5 cups blended)

    ¼ cup pine nuts

    1-2 cloves garlic

    ¼ wedge lemon

    ½ cup parm

  16. I was thinking about doing this 🤣. Thanks for the warning.

  17. cooldudium

    Happens to purple carrots when cooked, by the way. Could vary depending on method but don’t count on it

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