Roommate eats plain white rice with a ridiculous amount of miracle whip
His lunch every single day
by Cute_Description_228
28 Comments
Malfunction1972
My arteries hardened just looking at this picture.
pinkydinkyy
what the fuck?
TahiniInMyVeins
Rice w/ yogurt is a thing in some cultures. Feels like a stretch though to get from yogurt to miracle whip. And every day… yea this is borderline serial killer behavior lock your bedroom door.
Do they have any favorite breakfasts or dinners in heavy rotation?
overactivemango
Is he pregnant?
SlipperyGibbet
When I was stuck in a group home we had to cook and we made this but with spam and called it ‘redneck fried rice’
Open_Youth7092
I think the rice is there solely to justify eating the miracle whip…
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Hopeful-Dig7834
That is just a sugar addiction
Crimsonclaw111
This is fucking foul
vlajay
Nah wtf 🙁
mdrnday_msDarcy
I thought it was plain yogurt
welding_guy_from_LI
I eat something similar with vegenaise
DanInAbsentia
potallegta
As an Asian, I can’t imagine a worse offense. I had such a visceral reaction to it 🤮.
ThePancakePriest
Is this supposed to be like rice pudding or something?
u-turnsonthehighway
Fuck this
LunarValleyOfRoses
I refuse to believe that people would eat crazy shit like this. Like who looks at a plate of rice and says, “You know what this needs? Mayonnaise!”
Ill_Initial8986
My through was “well, I mean, what’s really a ridiculous amount anywAAAUUUGHHH WTFWTF who does this? Seek help”
NextBigTing
The fact that it’s specifically miracle whip is the worst part. It’s not even real mayo. Hope you’re moving out or have a short lease, or else you’ll need a new roommate in a few years
OrmondDawn
Your roommate’s food is ridiculous because they are ridiculous.
Blind-idi0t-g0d
I’m upset. Tell your roommate they have upset me.
vr1252
He broke?
fifiloveg00d
*stares motherfuckerdly*
_lillith
not to yuck anyone’s yum but respectively that’s fucked up
DonutWhole9717
look man, i fucking love miracle whip (at least i thought i did until i saw this.) this is fucking disgusting. is he depressed? never thought id see a man need a mayonnaise intervention
PickleTheGherkin
General_Welfare
Make sure you keep lotioning your skin, it’ll help your skin suit to fit better when he puts it on.
28 Comments
My arteries hardened just looking at this picture.
what the fuck?
Rice w/ yogurt is a thing in some cultures. Feels like a stretch though to get from yogurt to miracle whip. And every day… yea this is borderline serial killer behavior lock your bedroom door.
Do they have any favorite breakfasts or dinners in heavy rotation?
Is he pregnant?
When I was stuck in a group home we had to cook and we made this but with spam and called it ‘redneck fried rice’
I think the rice is there solely to justify eating the miracle whip…
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That is just a sugar addiction
This is fucking foul
Nah wtf 🙁
I thought it was plain yogurt
I eat something similar with vegenaise
As an Asian, I can’t imagine a worse offense. I had such a visceral reaction to it 🤮.
Is this supposed to be like rice pudding or something?
Fuck this
I refuse to believe that people would eat crazy shit like this. Like who looks at a plate of rice and says, “You know what this needs? Mayonnaise!”
My through was “well, I mean, what’s really a ridiculous amount anywAAAUUUGHHH WTFWTF who does this? Seek help”
The fact that it’s specifically miracle whip is the worst part. It’s not even real mayo. Hope you’re moving out or have a short lease, or else you’ll need a new roommate in a few years
Your roommate’s food is ridiculous because they are ridiculous.
I’m upset. Tell your roommate they have upset me.
He broke?
*stares motherfuckerdly*
not to yuck anyone’s yum but respectively that’s fucked up
look man, i fucking love miracle whip (at least i thought i did until i saw this.) this is fucking disgusting. is he depressed?
never thought id see a man need a mayonnaise intervention
Make sure you keep lotioning your skin, it’ll help your skin suit to fit better when he puts it on.
No this belongs in the food crimes sub bc wtf? 😂