I went to a local high end restaurant last night and ordered their strip loin, requesting medium rare. It came to me well done so I sent it back. While round two was closer to medium rare, it was still garbage. There was no attempt at crust. It was soft and chewy. It was flavorless. It looks like the cheapest quality steak they could find through Cisco. I'd like to leave a review, but I'm not overly creative. Please share any creative suggestions.
by spew2014
31 Comments
It needs no words, post that picture with a sad face emoji and a 1 star.
That is disgusting haha. I would be peeved
Would have thought I was being pranked
I never order steak at a restaurant any more. It’s very rare (no pun intended) that it ever compares to what I make at home. Same goes for burgers.
It looks like a mutant bit off its own tongue.
thought it was a chicken breast for a sec.
I’m so sorry
And here I was hoping it was cake.
What’s with the weird coloring?
Why did the Grinch have his way with the steak before you got it, though…
Wtf is that lmao
I made the mistake of ordering steak at an IHOP once.
This is… Comparable… to that experience.
Is that chicken?
Im returning the plate and leaving
Did they vomit on it?
Who puked on the steak?
Holy shit…straight to jail!
Even Stevie Wonder can see how badly prepared that steak was.
Well that’s the bluest steak I’ve ever seen
So many colors that should usually not be associated with any restaurant steak. smh
They should have used a yellow sauce so you can make green with whatever that blue stuff is.
Who blew their nose all over your overcooked steak?
What’s with the blue and green?
Got that green jizz
Wow that looks pretty terrible. Sorry!
What is the matter with these people??? I would be livid this is abhorrent
It looks like they microwaved it and then the Toxic Avenger bukkaked it.
I’d have sent this back again and ordered something else. Not acceptable in a high end restaurant. I thought this was a pic in r/badfoodporn for a moment.
It looks like they put grill marks on it, and microwaved it.
Alternatively, it could’ve been in a wet marinade, and cooked on a grill that wasn’t hot enough….it looks overcooked from MR to me, am I wrong? Or maybe too much acid in the marinade. Did it taste of lemon/lime?
*I found the Petco steak chewtoy with the fresh cat expulsion to be rather lackluster in both appearance and taste.*
This steak got slimed at Nickelodeon
This looks like some tabletop RPG environment piece for your minis to fight on