KETO BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA

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food video for you. And today I’m teaching you how to make a proper keto pizza. I’m going to go ahead and turn this around and grab the ingredients now. Man, what? [Music] What? [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Yeah. [Music] [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] So the last three months it’s been my problem. Okay, I’m here. Hello. Who’s there? Hello. Hello. All right. So, we’re going to use this keto friendly tortilla shell. I’m going to cut up these chicken breasts right here. Very good. All right. Now, we have the chicken breast cut up. We’re going to put that in the microwave. The flies are out crazy right now. I’m now going to sauce the pizza and how we’re going to do that. What’s up? What’s up? And don’t ask where Ryan is. He’s asleep. He was in Discord with me all night and a couple of guys while I was streaming on the game channel, hanging in the food channel for a bit. Everyone else went to bed except me cuz I’m weird and my insomnia is at full tilt. It said, “Hey, you.” And I said, “What?” It said, “No sleep.” But I said, “Why?” He said, “Because.” And here we are. is my life of an insomniac. It’s It’s almost like I found out when I was what, 2 years old, they said. Youngest case they’d ever seen for insomnia. Didn’t even know a baby could have insomnia. The doctor said, “Well, guess what? I hate sleep. Oh, we going to get that.” all the way to the edge and try not to spill off the crust. Oh, see, we’re trying to prevent that. And we’re good. All right, next step. [Applause] My homemade shredded cheese. This is white cheddar, mozzarella, gouda, Kobe Jack. Oh, this is this is going to be a weird one. Oh, don’t you drop the bag into the sauce. You’re going to ruin everything. I need to save the rest of the the cheese for after I put the chicken down. Want to spread that out as best we can. Okay, now first things first before we put the Now we can put the chicken down and season it. All right, first step the chicken. I think that’s enough chicken for the moment. [Music] Okay. Now I’m going to take some of this. Hey, no. Get out of here before you lay on my damn pizza. Handful of bacon. I’m going do another handful of bacon. I’m watching you again. Guys, I swear to God. Get get why I tell people don’t leave the damn doors open. [Music] I’m missing something. There it is. And now my bits of pineapple because yes, this is a Hawaiian pizza. Why? Because I’m weird and that’s been my favorite pizza since I was a wee tikeke. But I upgraded. I changed it from Canadian bacon to American bacon cuz America and then I added chicken and I switched from red sauce to barbecue and I think it makes a better pizza. This is why I didn’t put more chicken cuz I said if I put any more chicken um might as well turn it into a quesadilla pizza at that point. All right. [Music] Last but not least, we season it. And first, we’re going to hit it with garlic salt. A nice helping of garlic salt. We’re also going to hit with a nice helping of black pepper. I mean, not black pepper, onion powder. And then the black pepper. And then what I’m going to do is I’m going to cheese it some more and then it’s going to go in the oven. [Music] Come on. It’s cuz my hands are slippery. There we go. I like black pepper. Show me. And just cuz I wanted a little extra salt. I’m just going to bump that out. Spread that around. And I think I’m going to get a a block to shred just a little bit more. All [Music] right, we’re going to take this white cheddar and we’re going to finish it off. All right. Um, is that enough? Um, damn it. That’s okay. Got a little goo left. Just need a little bit more coverage of the cheese. Shred the [ __ ] out of that. Good. Okay, that should be good. Yep. All right, that’s as good as we can get. It’s going to run over a little bit. That’s okay. We’re going for extra crispy, so it’ll be well done. It’s going to go in there for about 18 minutes. 13 13 to 14 minutes if you want a not well done pizza and I say about 18 minutes for a well done and we cook it and we cook it at uh at 4:25. What is the current time on the stream? It now says 27. Okay. So when the live says 45 minutes, you sprinkle chicken so elegantly. All right. Well, that’s I bet. I’m going to sit here and cut this other chicken teddy up. I’m going to dice it up in little pieces for some ramen noodle cups later. Cut them into little cubes. Give my mom enough chicken that she can make two or three of her noodle cups when she’s hungry and be able to sprinkle in some actual chicken in there. Uh, usually I give her a little bag of frozen mixed vegetables in her freezer so she can sprinkle that in her noodle bowls as well, cuz when she gets hungry and wants a late night snack, that’s something she leans towards. It’s easy on her stomach. Get the [ __ ] out of here, fly. I swear to God. You’re more annoying than E could ever be. That’s saying something here. I flip that camera around so you guys can watch my ele elegant cutting skills. Oh, I’m actually going to slice that again. All right, we’re going to cut down the center and go cut. And we got little cubes. Tiny itty bitty little cubes. You say, “Why are you using this?” Well, my cutting board. I don’t know where my mini cutting board is. And I did not want to bust out the big cutting board to cut up two chicken titties. That was a waste. So, I was like, “Well, last plate, easy to wash.” All right. All right, there we go. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] No one’s there. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Excellent. Heat. Heat. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. at 36. Okay, about halfway done on the pizza cook. [ __ ] boats, man. Suicide crazy little bucks. They’re like, “Kill me. Kill me. Just unbard me. Gotcha. [Music] All right, this isn’t done. All right. So, we’re just going to go ahead and Oh [ __ ] Felt like a bug was landing on my head. I don’t even know how that felt like that when I got a damn hat. Oh, it’s cuz it was landing on my hat. Oh, you know what? Probably shouldn’t have did that. Do you need to see me pull it out? Is that necessary? be you coming with. So [Music] otherwise I got to carry this up when I pull the pizza out. I can pull the pizza out and show it without the tripod. Now that is more for clarity and whatnot. [Music] That’s a warm [ __ ] That’s a real warm [ __ ] Oh. [Music] Ah, don’t do that phone. Okay. [Music] [Music] What’s up, Remy? Freaking Duncan spent like an hour last night trying to figure out how to play Marvel’s Rivals only to find out his [ __ ] computer doesn’t support that game. I should be able to hear you now. But hello. Hi. Oh, hello. Hello. What? What? Duncan, he’s got a desktop, but he needs two parts for it. He was telling me about it last night. I offered to send him the two parts he said he needed, cuz I have them. He needs a new Wi-Fi card and uh he needs a new uh uh NVMe or hard drive. Yeah. And I got a one tabyte. I mean, if I send him the one tab and you send him the 512, he’ll be good to go. Yeah. And I got a Wi-Fi card to offer to send them both. Uh he he seems reluctant to take help. I’m going to add him to call real quick and see if he answer. What skin got added? beefs and buttthead on Call of Duty. Got no one on Fortnite. I was going to stream that while I ate my pizza. Oh, I better go check on my pizza. should be coming out right now. And I smell my beats all the way up here. All right, let’s flip this around. Don’t be burnt. Be crispy. Ooh, that looks crispy. Well done. Just what I wanted. Perfect. And now we got to let that sit for a few minutes. Because if you cut pizza when it’s too hot, do you know what happens? I’ll tell you what happens. The cheese tears. When the cheese tears, you lose the entire integrity of the top of the pizza. So, I always let home pizzas and frozen pizzas sit about 5 minutes before cutting them. Oh, she’s still going. [Music] Um, [Music] spatula [Music] and [Music] pizza cutter. Nope, that’s not pizza cutter. Pizza cutter. Awesome. [Music] [Music] [Music] Zero stick. Perfect crust. This came out wonderful. Okay. Um, [Music] that’s too damn hot. [Music] Oops. Almost ended the live. I shut my phone off. [Music] Son of a biscuit. [Music] [Music] Heat. Heat. Yeah. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. All right. Don’t Don’t load. Uh pizza is already made. So, we’re getting ready to cut it and transfer it right now. It’s still hot. Need a hot water to hold this thing so I can cut it. [Music] Okay, now that we’ve got a pizza cut, we’re going to try to transfer it to the plate. Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] I don’t know. [Music] Come on. Two more pieces. [Music] All right, one more piece. Come here, crispy little bastard. All right. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. Heat. [Music] Heat. All right. Oh, you’re stuck. There we go. Oh, no. [Music] Hold on one second, guys. [Music] It’s something like it but different. This is a uh barbecue chicken Hawaiian. All [Music] [Music] right, guys. There we go. Yeah. Barbecue chicken. Oh, no. No. No. Green screen. Turn that off. Turn that off. That was an accident. So, I’ve got barbecue, bacon, chicken, and pineapple. And then right here, I’ve got a spicy ranch as my possible condiment sauce. And I’ve got me a Seven Up, my one soda of the day. Used to drink a lot of sodas, now I drink one. [Music] Let’s go ahead and give this a nice examination for you folks. We’re going to bend that down. As you see, we cut it in a tavern style because I always do my thin crust pizzas this way. Like always, I start with a corner piece. Me too. I love pizza. That’s why I started doing these local pizzas because I uh I found myself breaking my my diet for pizza more than anything. So, I learned how to make 400 calorie pizzas that are significantly less in cholesterol and carbohydrates. Four carbs for the shell. No carbs for the chicken. No carbs for the cheese. No carbs for the bacon. Zero carbs for the barbecue sauce. So, the only other carb would be the pineapple. [Music] Well, I hand shredded the cheese. I used white cheddar. I used mozzarella. I used Gouda. Um, I used Kobby Jack. And I think there’s one more cheese cheddar ga mozzarella corner jack. Can’t think of it. I know there’s like one more cheese in here. Maybe it was uh parmesan. I have to look at the bag now cuz I don’t remember. I do know how to make homemade tortilla shells. So, I need to learn how to make these carb these carb friendly ones. Could probably save me some money at the grocery store. I’m going to need to look into that. I guess I’ll just hold up my leg. Ah, if I do, it won’t be till tonight. I don’t really got anywhere to go except grocery shopping. I’m going with my my roommate. We’re both going to go. So, if you’ve been watching me on my motorbike, I do it on my my my main channel as well. I’ve done on both channels. I need something to read the chat to me when I’m mobile because then I could at least respond cuz it’s hard to read that chat when I’m on that bike maneuvering and doing stuff. So, I need to figure out if there’s a way I could have it tell me. Jay Dog said, “Good stream. Please don’t wreck and break your neck.” You know, and then I could be like, “Thanks, Jay Dog.” Super easy. Remy said, “Turtle, I hope you get a flat tire and flip over your handlebars. It would be hilarious.” Laugh track. Haha. It’s a motorbike. It’s just not a super fast one. It’s electric though, not gas. I think it’s the best keto pizza I’ve made so far. I don’t know if it’s cuz it’s the first time I’ve done Hawaiian or maybe it’s cuz the first time I did fresh shredded cheese on the pizza, but uh this one’s pretty good. It was a big loaded piece. You can see how how much is on that little thin piece. And it’s still not floppy. Look at that underc carriage. [Music] [Music] All right, set that there. Grab me a napkin. I’m going to try a piece with this creamy zesty ranch. A lot of people like ranch on their pizza. Sometimes I do too, but I’ve never tried a creamy zesty ranch on a pizza. And I figured since this is a barbecue chicken pizza, this would be a good one to do it on. That’s pretty good. A lot of seasoning in here. That’s interesting on that. About to go live on my game channel. Oh, my headphones. All righty. How’s it going, buddy? If my cousin Dustin’s on card, I’m playing card. If he’s not, I’m playing for it. There’s an update on COD. Oh, okay. Oh, it’s the beefs and buttad donut. Those guys are ridiculous. I played the video game for the Sega Genesis and that was one of the hardest video games I ever played. It was a complicated puzzle game pretty much. Your powers were like fart and burp. And there was this uh rocket punch thing that was like a a a punching a punching glove boxing glove attached to something. It would like punch somebody. And that like water gun with Tabasco sauce in it. The point of the game is to get all the Slayer tickets. And there was this one sitting in the principal’s head. And me and my brother could never figure out how the hell to get that one. I bet if I sat down and tried to do it now, I’d be like, “Oh, that’s easy. Who’s this guy? Zo22 asking me for my Steam X. What mutual server are we on? Excuse me. Are you still there, buddy? Remy, here your headphones. Yeah, these ones they just got a little tape on them. They’re my backup pair. The other ones are charging. I’ll switch the other ones once I start playing in a game because the footsteps are they sound way different. Don’t donut don’t Please send me recipe. No, I’m saying I’m talking. Oh, you’re talking, Ryan. I don’t hear you. Hold on. Wait. I’m going to wait for this Call of Duty trial trailer thing. Oh, so the guy I’ve been playing is Russian. Okay, that’s cool. I know that. Um, I don’t know why I don’t hear you right now. Hold on. Settings. What’s the video cable? Hello. Hello. You hear myself? I test my voice out. So, what is this? I have to pay for like some kind of Is this like how Fortnite does it? Hello? I hear you. What’s up? For some reason, I didn’t hear you at all. So for,00 COD points I can get beas. Hold on. Instant Auroria. So I instantly get Beas. Okay. Oh, and at the end you get Buttthead. Well, this is [ __ ] cool. Actually, it’s giving me four characters. [ __ ] Todd. Really? The nacho cheese machine gun. What the hell is this [ __ ] I got some weird ass gun skins. So, how do I get this? Doing quests. There’s a recon beas. Dude, that recon beus is dope. How do we get the recon beas? Oh, I bet that’s actually in the store. Street jockey. What is this horse head [ __ ] Yeah, that’s freaking creepy. Hard bass. It’s not cool. It’s just weird in [Music] Let’s shut it. I might just use the rest of my coin to get this skin. I think it looks cool. It’s only like 1,200 So, since it doesn’t look like Rey’s going to join me on Call of Duty. I’m going to get off this. Yeah, he’s not on. And if you’re not going to get on, then what’s the point? Just going to get slaughtered or or I’m going to play with a bunch of scrubs. That that that seems to be the norm when I don’t play with you. And I don’t understand that. Like, I really don’t. Well, I’ve gotten a lot better in your lobbies. I know I still have bad games, but [Music] I said I definitely think I’ve gotten better in your lobbies. [Music] cuz I feel like I get slaughtered a lot less. Do I still have bad games? Yeah, but I feel like they’re a lot less often than I used to be. That’s pretty cool that it’s only going to cost 1,100 to get beas, But it was cheap. I didn’t expect that. I figured they were going to be like 2,800 like uh like the uh like the other ones. I ain’t complaining though. [ __ ] I still got 1,600 COD points after buying it. And I had the pass. So if I keep playing the way I’m playing, I could probably get a couple more hundred coin out of the pass. Is that it? I’ve got couple hundred. So, I probably got about 600 left. [Music] Yeah, there’s this skin in the game called Hardline. It looks like like a red stormtrooper kind of thing or a red super soldier. He’s only 1,200. I was thinking about getting them. I mean, most of the time there are cool 1,200 COD point skins, but I thought this one was pretty cool. Wait, do you do you have a skin on this game or no? Yeah, I asked if you had a skin. Like even one. Okay. Can you even gift? You can’t gift. So weird. How does that hurt them? You have to spend money to boy gift it. That’s beneficial. and just spend more money. Yeah, but it’s still being paid for. How? Cuz either way, the skin has to get paid for it. Well, it would be the same price, I’m sure. Yep. Yes. But how did they make it 40? They’re still going to make 20 off that skin whether you buy or whether I get it to you. Yes. If I buy it for myself and I buy it for you. But what I’m saying is that they should still have gifting because I just I just feel like that should be a thing. They are one of the more hot Oh, okay. So, if I like wanted to gift you like the $4.99 pack, I could. For example, Okay. Well, don’t you have it on Steam now? I thought you had Black Ops 6 on Steam. Oh, okay. That’s someone right now. Not too good to play. He just said, “Yeah.” Okay. Okay. Dustin said he’s unc. Okay. Jesus. We’ll go back on. He said that at 3:14. Okay. Yeah, that was 5 minutes ago. Heat. Heat. Yes. All right, let’s switch this up. I guess no one’s on this game. Supposed to be Dustin’s over here. Manage broadcast. First capture game. Exit 10 stain lizard black ops launch. [ __ ] Heat. Heat. I don’t know. I haven’t seen Romero much lately. And I messaged him. He just said he’s he said he’s been busy. Hey, [ __ ] gobbler. Did you see the bees and Butad pack for 1100 COD points? You get both BB and Butad. Yeah. Yeah, I know. I was I just didn’t know if you got it or if you saw it for 1,100 COD points. I couldn’t pass that up. I was like, that’s cheap as [ __ ] Yeah, I had 2600 cuz I was saving. I had 2,600. I was saving up. I’ve been saving up for a long time and I was saving up for the Ninja Turtles and I found out that you can’t can’t get that. So then I was going to use it on Jay and Silent Bob. But I was like for,00 for 1,100 I get four skins and two of them are behead. I was like yeah I’m getting that. And I saw this recon beas. I don’t know. How do you get the recon beuses? What I did you see that? He’s not cuz I saw I looked. What one about Todd? The one with the the sunglasses. Oh, I see what Oh, yeah. That one is cool. I’m wondering if once you complete the whole thing, you get the alternative skins for beef and head. Is there double XP? Oh, there is double XP right now. When did this kick in? Okay. Uh, where is the freaking operator, dude? Butad Oh, buttthead has an alternative skin, too. Did you see Butads? Yeah, they both like military. Yeah, it says unlocked by purchasing a bundle. That’s what it says. I could Oh, you know what? I could see that. They They don’t look like any other shade, so they probably really pop on the screen comparatively, right? The color and texture. Yeah, I didn’t think about that. freak. Yeah, I I still think we would be fun in some gunfights though. No, zombies is fine, but I I I want Remy with me if I’m doing zombies, especially after last night. And to be fair, Duncan Duncan, I haven’t I haven’t been to bed since the last time we played. I’ve been up. My insomnia was full. Yeah, my insomnia is full till. I can’t sleep. I’m remotely tired right now. No, Dustin. I said Dustin. Did I Did I call Dustin Duncan? I might have. I called Duncan Dustin earlier. I’m sorry. I do that sometimes. I call Ryan Remy. Remy Ryan. It’s It’s the the repetitiveness, the duh duh, the ranging out with Duncan all evening. That’s why. Yes. Yes. [Music] Honestly, I liked playing with him on Fortnite, too. He wasn’t bad. He He was He was a good teammate. He listened. He He didn’t [ __ ] run off like a crazy halfcocked freaking Oh, no, no, no. I’m definitely gonna run BB’s at least a few. I didn’t just get him not to not to run him a couple times. But I get what you’re saying. He’s definitely like a zombie skin because of the the texture and color. I didn’t either cuz I was playing not too long ago like earlier this morning or whatever. That’s okay. I got some battle pass experience tokens anyways. I I I don’t buy them, but I have some. Like I’ I’ve just I’ve saved them up over the CODs. I didn’t use them. That’s what I usually do. Like I have seven 1 hour battle pass tokens and I got one 15minute gun, one 45m minute gun, seven 1hour gun, 12 1 hour level, uh four 45 minute level, five 30 minute level. Like I What page am I on right now? I’m I’m halfway through page five right now. How many more COD points can I get in this battle pass? That’s why I got one. Are they always 100? Yeah. Okay. One, two, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. So, I could get at least 800. Oh, that’s 200. So, I get like 1,000 more COD points. Okay, I just have to complete the battle pass to get that far. I’ve never done that far into a battle pass, though. I will say that. I think the first I’ve ever gotten is like maybe halfway. I just never have anyone to play with on COD. And the only person I ever really play COD with is Remy. And that [ __ ] he gets so bored of COD because he’s so good at it, he’s just like, “Why play? It right in the fire. The fire. The fire. Um, at least I mean a good month or so per coil. it it’ll stop it’ll just stop really working or or or or your your your nicotine vape will start tasting like it’s burnt. Once once the coil once the coil is bad, it’ll either a taste completely burnt every time you you vape on it or b it’ll completely die and it won’t work at all. But that was why I sent you uh seven coils. So you should be and and and a really easy way to clean them. A really easy way to clean them is like once it’s like ever completely empty, just turn it to the white. Uh there’s three temperature settings on it. turn it to the white and then just hold it and and and and it’ll start to like burn till everything burns out and it’ll turn white again. And you could do that two or three times before you burn out a coil where you could completely burn burn clean it where you burn out all the residue and and and the the the old the old the old juices because you know it builds up and stuff. [Music] But I I I don’t do that till it’s like pretty much like clean and like when I’m hit when when I’m trying to take a vape, it’s like you don’t get any smoke, you know? That’s when you just hold it hold it on the white cuz you you know if you I showed you how you tap tap tap to change the color, right? Like like you know how you can change the color from green, blue, and white. So you when you when when you want to when you want to burn clean the the coil, you want to you want to double tap until it’s white the white color. And then you just hold it. And I do it about a minute, maybe 2 minutes, and it’ll get hot, but it’ll completely clean the coil. And it’ll it’ll be clean again. And like I said, you can probably do that two to three times per coil. comparatively to what you were the the propyline glycol stuff you were smoking before vaping before. Is it is it cleaner? Does it seem like more natural? probably doesn’t have like all of the the same uh flavor profile because the the artificial stuff that they put in the the other ones cuz yeah that propane glycol man that’s not good for you man and that’s what’s in all those over the counter juices and I just I mean like like we were talking about it man you you use propyline glycol in your job So, you know, you shouldn’t be consuming that, [Music] dude. Oh, wow. Really? See, I don’t know if you know about hand sanitizer, but they also use that to thicken the hand sanitizer. So that’s what makes the hand sanitizer goopy is propyline glycol. Yeah. So if you ever wondered why hand sanitizer is almost sticky and goopy at first and you have to really rub it in. That’s the propyline glycol. Yeah. Don’t ask me why it’s in hand sanitizer. Don’t ask me why, but that’s the that’s literally the thickening agent that that thickens the rubbing alcohol to make it like a jelly substance. You can read it on the back. It’ll literally say propyline glycol as as an ingredient. So, did you see there’s a new a new play mode? It’s called party ops. Complete in a compete in a minieries a series of mini games to earn this a score. The player with the highest score at the end of the party. So, you haven’t tried that yet? Yeah. I was curious what the hell that is. I don’t know. But I say we find out. [Music] Yeah. If I were you, I’d clean the water on that probably weekly, bi-weekly. Like I just I just always always keep the water clean cuz then it doesn’t uh No. like like like um so you see the the dots at the bottom the the three dots I go like about an inch about an inch above the dot of water. You can go less, but if you go I I don’t go more than that because you you don’t want to start sucking the water up. But I go between about 3/4 to about an inch. And that uh that really cleans the vapor in my opinion. Makes it less less harsh, especially when you’re burning the nick at a high temp. Like I always do it at the white because I I I like the I like the big clouds. [Music] the that like I instead of doing on green or blue I do it on the white temperature like I would say no like no more than an inch above above the dot the the the circle and the glass about an inch or between 3/4 of an about a finger you know less just just just under a finger’s worth like my thumb from the bottom of it to the top of it. That’s about how much I do. About a thumb’s worth in total. But I tried doing less and it just it got dirty faster. And and and I tried doing more and I sucked up water. So I I found that’s about the the best ratio. I’m hearing put it up. I’m going to guess that’s the little one. [Music] She seems like it knows who I’m readyed up, aren’t we? Yeah, it says searching for players. [Music] Harper It just says searching for players. [Music] Yeah, I picked that new mode. Yeah. Yeah, it just says searching for other players. So, I don’t know. I mean, we could just go back to gun game if it’s going to take too long. Whichever What’s the one we always I don’t know why I keep getting mixed up. Yeah, the one we normally do. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that’s fun when Yeah, that’s fun, too, when you’re playing uh playing against your friends, but you can’t play with your friends on that. Where’s I mean, that would be cool. 2v2. Why not? You got to do custom There’s a way to do custom closed lobbies. Jesus Christ. Really? So, we do gunfight, right? Okay, that’s the one I selected. Did you get Did you That was dope. I can’t I I can’t believe we did it. I I was I was like, “No, we ain’t going to [ __ ] beat this [ __ ] super octopus demon [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] ring ringer thing.” Like, what the No, it looked like my ex-girlfriend’s vagina, man. That’s what it looked like. When she said she was into the Squid Game, I didn’t know that’s what she meant. [Laughter] I thought you meant you like calamari, [ __ ] It look like calamari. She’s like, I shaved it. I cleaned it. It’s like that just makes you look more careful. [Music] I literally held my breath that whole time for some reason. I don’t know why. He drilled you, son. He drilled you. Oh, Jesus Christ. I just got my throat drilled. They’re both up top and they both got the drill. Oh, there’s one of them. Oh, wow. Never mind. Oh, good [ __ ] Hey, it’s about time you want us around without me. Clutch. [Music] To be fair, you’ve been playing this a lot more, so you probably have more experience with the guns on the maps now. When we played, you didn’t. You Oh, wow. Yeah. I forgot that everyone comes through the boat. Uh comes There’s a different way to get on top and everyone goes through the back way. He’s He’s definitely up top. [Music] Yep. That’s how he went, right? No. Nope. Oh, so he’s going to be behind you. Oh, no. [ __ ] He’s right there. Is that the coach? [Music] He tricked you. He tricked you. [Music] He’s like, “What the [ __ ] you think you’re doing? Son of a bitch.” Well, he’s low, but So people are Oh no. Oh. Oh wow. This is not a good first match. This is not a good first match. Yeah. Yeah, it was [ __ ] stupid. Yeah. Blew out his shoulder. He said his dick is too big. He blew out me solder. Yeah, not good. I almost had him. Oh. Oh. Hi. Hi. Hi. Hello. Hello. Hello. He’s he’s he’s molesting me. Sir, you were molesting me. Congratulations. You guys played this game like a [ __ ] ton. I’ve never even prestiged in this game before. And just like in the show, Coach tries to sexually assault Beas. Huh? Good thing it was double XP, otherwise I wouldn’t have got [ __ ] Let’s not get those guys to get. Oh, miss call Jesus. Who called me? Oh, my mom. What do you want, woman? Are these the same guys? Lifeline. Lifeline. Hello. Are we No. What do you mean? What is wrong with you? Chad Chad worked a graveyard. He’s not going to be up for like two hours. That’s your fault. Why are you stupid? Jesus Christ, dumbass. Jesus, this slid right by him. Yeah. Stab a guy while he’s texting. Cuz my mom is stupid and she’s stuck at a grocery store with a bunch of groceries. [ __ ] idiot. Dumb [ __ ] I don’t [ __ ] know how she got there. She could figure her [ __ ] self back because Chad said he’d take take me to wow tonight and she just [ __ ] went to the store like he got off of work at 8:30 in the morning. He didn’t get home and and in bed till like 9:30 10:00 at in the morning. So yeah, he’s not going to want to wake up [ __ ] 5 hours later, go get mom from the grocery store. I do want to tell the guy with a knife that he’s a dirt bag piece of [ __ ] and I hope his kid is born sterile and [ __ ] I hope that your child is born still birth cuz you don’t deserve to have a child when you’re that big of a piece of [ __ ] Someone like you shouldn’t raise children. You You don’t know what it’s like to be a human being. You know what it’s like to be a piece of [ __ ] though. I’ll tell you that. I’ll tell you that. You’re the kind of guy your dad walked away got a pack of cer when you were 6 years old because you were such a piece of [ __ ] a second. I’m not going to raise that [ __ ] dirt bag. Man, the walking talking abortion lives again. You could have saved everyone in your life so much pain if you were just on the back of your mom’s throat instead of a uterine wall. People like you don’t deserve life. Oh, I’m going to dance cuz I’m a frog. I’m a homosexual. I just made all my lives not good right now. [ __ ] talking [ __ ] I can’t back out. That’s so Okay, backed out. Why? What’s up? How what play mode? What are we playing? What? He just left party. Why did you leave? You dag. [Music] Where was that? Oh, find a match. Oh, okay. Okay. I can hear what you’re saying, lady dude. I can hear what you’re saying, lady dude. Oh, I for some reason hear you. I am cornhol. This the second time the same [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] is is executing me this way. I don’t even know how to execute. Like I don’t play this stupid [ __ ] game. Yeah, I’m on [ __ ] goddamn what do you call this? [ __ ] PC. Yeah. The [ __ ] does right stick on this tactical emote? Okay. See, I can do it a bunch of times. It doesn’t work, but then she just gets right behind me and [ __ ] me right in the butt. You’re welcome. She sounds like JC. It’s kind of scary. Oh Jesus. What the [ __ ] These goddamn size. These are stupid as [ __ ] You falling behind there, Kazo. Oh, wow. Actually, I’m behind your ahead of me. Shut up. Shut up, turtle. There’s a pile of bodies over here. I’ve got a [ __ ] skateboard. Cool. Cool. Cool. I don’t know how [ __ ] be having guns right now, but it feels like it’s cheating. Oh, I didn’t even realize there was a gun. I did not know there was a I didn’t know that, [ __ ] I clearly didn’t see that. [ __ ] I didn’t say it’s not fair. I just said I don’t have a gun. You dumb [ __ ] Much you open your [ __ ] ears and not your [ __ ] mouth. God didn’t make a sandwich. Probably don’t even know how to make a [ __ ] sandwich. It’s trashy as you sound. That’s a poor bastard. He’s definitely the [ __ ] I have a full-time work schedule. Don’t mean I can’t have days off. People are entitled to those. I know you’ve never had a job a day in your life other than be on your knees, but I mean there is a thing called going out in the world and working, not just spreading your butthole for only fans. [Laughter] I can’t even [ __ ] die. I I can’t even say nothing to that. You know, I get it. No dignity, no self-respect. You know, a thought raising a thought. You have a daughter, she’s probably going to be a bigger hoe than her mom, which is saying a lot. You know, we teach our kids to be just like us. And in your your case, probably a stripper. Probably a stripper. I don’t know. Man, what is this [ __ ] How many times you got to hit a [ __ ] Jesus. So I punched everybody does nothing and some guy comes up and breaks my neck with a single hit. That’s what I’m saying. I don’t know. But I’m going with a rainbow and I got a [ __ ] stick. Are you talking to me? Well, you got third and I got seven. I did terrible. Oh yeah, you know who I am. I didn’t understand the game at all until towards the end. Definitely weird. Actually, Dustin, I’m going to find out if my mom found a ride home from the grocery store. She needs to [ __ ] be picked up. So, I’m going to back out. [Music] Hello. I’m back. Groceries are brought in. [Music] I don’t know what he’s doing. He’s he’s like in lobby doing nothing. I think he’s probably just chilling now. He’s not in party with me now, but he’s he’s like he he’s just chilling in lobby probably waiting for me though is what I’m saying cuz I see he’s on but not in match or queued up or with anyone. So that’s my assumption. [Music] Hey, there he is. He just joined. Remy was just asking me, is Dustin still there? I was like, well, he’s in lobby, but he’s not doing anything, so I think he’s waiting for me. He’s like, that’s impressive if he’s still waiting. Yeah, I got my mom home and got the groceries put away. Frustrating woman. Didn’t even tell me she was going grocery shopping. Don’t even know how she got there, but then I had to go get her. That was precisely it. Your problem now. I was like, “Yep, yep. It is my problem now. I’m trying to play the same game you’re playing right now real quick cuz Jesus, my mom frustrated the hell out of me. Give me like 2 minutes. And is your does your mom ever get on your nerves like that? Yeah, I honestly can’t believe they added Beas and Butad in the game. I thought it was pretty pretty crazy. So, obviously I got the pack cuz,00 COD points. They did. That’s That’s wild. [Music] Yeah, I’m waiting for you, pumpkin. I want to try that be and butad thing again. I think it’s like the best way to get through the Beus and Buttthead battle pass. Hey, look at that [ __ ] unicorn. What is that? Heat. [Music] Heat. [Music] Wow. Oh yeah. I don’t understand. Am I supposed to dance? How do I do that? I don’t know how to emote in COD. [Music] I’m just pushing keys and I don’t [ __ ] know. Oh, just some some kind of spray. Does that count? I don’t know how I did that. What button did that J? Oh, okay. Q’s emotes. Okay. So, that’s how I did that. Okay. I think this is the dumbest run I’ve ever seen. Like I already forgot what button was for [ __ ] Oh, Q. Was that Q? [Music] Yeah, I did. I didn’t understand anything that just happened and and it actually pissed me off a little bit. Oh, I just got like blown the [ __ ] up. I don’t even know what that was. This is like gun game. This is that you that just killed me. Caught goblin gutter [ __ ] J will taste me nuts. Oh, [ __ ] coach. The one [ __ ] I don’t want to die to in here. Wow. Damn it. I like that one. Yeah, I couldn’t get it to work either. I just keep punching someone in the back of the head. I don’t know. I Oh Jesus. What the [ __ ] Jesus [ __ ] That was a cool one. Totally caught me off guard. I was doing one to one guy and some guy did it to me and it canceled mine out. Yeah. Yeah. Good [ __ ] I’m number third. I’ll take it. Like you’re number one right now, cuz Oh, right in the back of the neck. Was that you that got me? [ __ ] Oh, you piece of [ __ ] [Laughter] I was just beating you around like a cat. Hello. Huh? Oh, who’s going to feel my bow staff? I’m going to get you now. Is that you? Nope. You got number one. I got number three. I’ll take it. Honestly, if it wasn’t for the emote level. I probably would have did even better cuz I did not score a single point that game. See, I didn’t know how to get a single I didn’t get a single point and I still got third place. I couldn’t figure out how to emote. Yeah, the gun game was tight. And I did pretty good on that one. I caught up on that one. That’s where I caught up. I had 27 eliminations in there. What you going to do if I don’t? Huh? Oh, why is nice refreshing? Why is like nice filtered cold water just so refreshing sometimes? This is so good. Good morning if you’re still there. Sorry I didn’t respond sooner. I was very distracted. I even left because I didn’t know what was going on, but it sounded like you were going to be right back. Is it Harper again? Do you think that’ll get us level up in the bees and butt head or do we have to do the be and but event to get the levels here? Do you know? I mean, let’s do a 2v2. If we don’t get any experience in this, then I say we do more of the beef and buttthead stuff. Just cuz we got the pass, I might as well at least level it out. You know what I mean? Get the butt head. I just I just honestly I liked all of it except that one [ __ ] one [ __ ] emote thing. Like I couldn’t figure out how the [ __ ] to emote. See everyone around me dancing and scoring points and I’m like cool cool. Don’t know how to do that. I mean, think about it. I was at I was last place and then ended up in third place just because of gunfight. I did pretty good in there actually. You know what? Hurlem vote Harlem cuz Oh Jesus. Everyone went classified. Warhead. Warhead. Goddamn warhead. Dustin, has anyone ever looked at you and said a condom could have prevented so much pain and misery for lots of people? [Laughter] Yes. also said if I would have just spit you on the floor, you wouldn’t be here. Cool, cool, cool. So, they’re uh they’re they’re Jay and Beas. It’s Jay and Beas. I don’t even know what character I was. There’s only one trait left. Eliminate them. There is only one. I honestly thought I’d been live this whole time and I’m not. [Laughter] Or did did you end my life for me, Remy? Oh, okay. It shows I’m not Oh, okay. Huh. Weird. I’m talking about on game, not not not cell phone. Oh, you [ __ ] Wow. Yeah. Yeah, he was Wow. I I I So did I. You look like the only one that just got flanked just now. That both of us got flanked. They flanked the wank. They came for the spank. I mean, I played like FIFA back on back in the day on Gamecube. Yeah. Like I played the old FIFA back on like Gamecube back in like 2007, 2008, 2009. Like at that time I was playing all the sports. I played the NHL. I played the MLB. I played the the the uh the the Madden. I even played the Blitz. Man, do you remember the Blitz football, guys? I’m scared. And I said, “Feel thy wrath.” I shot him in the dick. I’m so scared. I should have I was getting overzealous. I was like, “I got it. I got it.” He He did have to come to me. I [ __ ] that up. You’re right. I I still clutching that [ __ ] Oh, sneaky [ __ ] I didn’t know where he was. He snuck right by me. Oh yeah, I got I still got experience. on the the be abouthead pass. I do want to back out for one second. Leave them all just so I can fix this. Uh refresh H. Okay, interesting. What are those munchkins doing? Remy, when making titles on streams like Call of Duty, Black Ops 6, should you just put Black Ops 6? Do you need to put Call of Duty? I said I’m going to make it. See, I’ve been wondering about that. Like, like I’ve been wondering like when it comes like Fortnite, it’s not easy. It’s just Fortnite. But COD, I’m like there’s so many different ways to go about it. So, I I I wasn’t sure how to do I’ve just been going with Cood. Okay. Right. PS6 gun. Uh I I don’t think after last night Remy wants to play zombies today. You playing the soccer game right now? Is that the one you were just telling me about? I mean, I like sports games. I mean, that’s cool. Did you ever play sports games, Dustin? Car games. Did you ever play car games? No. I mean, yeah, we caught that. Oh, man. Underground 2, man. That was one of the coolest car games I ever played. I know the graphics don’t live up to today, man, but I want that to be remastered. Yeah. And and and how I I just I I liked how you had to deck your car out and and and Yeah. And and the drifting, man, the drifting was so fun on that game. I loved the drifting. That was like carbon was my like the I think after carbon is when it took a dip cuz it was like most wanted. It was most wanted and then carbon and then after carbon I think it was like a bunch of Yeah, I like carbon. That I had carbon on the the PSP and on the the PS2 and on the PSP it was it was actually pretty cool. I don’t know if you ever played the PSP. I had one of those. They were tight. Uh yes, yes, yes, yes, they are. They’re all doing it now. They’re like, “This is the way.” I mean, people want handhelds again. It’s It’s becoming a thing. control. He How long are the games? We’re in Q right now, right? Yeah, I hear it. I was just double checking that we were in queue. I for real. Don’t we need a force? I mean, I would prefer we try to get a force this time. Bro, I die a lot. I die a lot. But to be fair, once I’m done trying to level the pistol, it’s not going to be like that. But I’m halfway there. I’m 16 out of 32. So honestly, one maybe two more games of zombie and I’m done with it. Oh, we just got clapped. He was like finger finger. Well, how did I know it was Harper? Oh, he got me. That’s what he got me with, too. Oh, no. He got me with the same I got his teammate with the AR. He’s to the left. There he is. I tried telling you. I said he’s right to your left. Hey, he was right to your left. Do you Are you Dude, your hands in the air. The one that makes the L is your left. Cuz [Laughter] I’m sorry. Oh, in the butthole. Man, he didn’t even see that coming. He squatted for me and everything. He threw it right in the air for me. Watch. He’s like, “Look at my ass. Look at my ass. Look at my ass. I almost killed that guy.” Oh, that’s okay. That’s okay. Ain’t going to lie, I’m so used to doing this with with Remy. I’m expecting Remy to talk and you’re the one talking. It’s throwing me off. We’re playing 2v2 gun game. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay, [ __ ] Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. I love uh love being a solo in this situation. Not your fault. No, no, no, no. He’s dealing with kids. He’s actually struggling to play right now. It’s not his fault. It’s all good cuz you you you just doing the best you can. The fact you haven’t strangled them or beat them with each other. You know, and the guy the guy that’s left has 10 health because of me. So, please finish him off. [Music] and get to the [ __ ] flag. Oh, gotcha. Luckily, I left him with 10 health when I sniped him, so he was only one pistol shot. Yeah, it was a little overkill. Oh, skinn skate skate hit you with the real. Yeah, that’s cuz I’m killing them. I’m doing my best to carry you. Hey, I got six kills. You got one. I think I am doing a good job. No, I get it. It’s not It’s And not just that. The kids are Oh, I [ __ ] up. I shouldn’t have switched. I forgot it was a rocket launcher and it [ __ ] me. They They got this one. You I mean, they’re both low. If you get the SMG out, you might actually win. I’d probably reload. I don’t know how many bullets that thing carries, but they’re behind you. Right in front of you. Oh, it’s a sniper. I got to I scared the [ __ ] out of me. He jumped right down. He’s like, “That went right next to my [ __ ] head.” Oh, I got a I got assassinated. He’s got me. He has got me. I am a shield. He has got me. I am a shield. I hope you know something about hand to hand combat. Yeah, I was a body shield. He was he was fingering me and everything. I don’t know how you do it either. Heat. Heat. So, out of the 10 boxes, I’ve already got almost the first four checked off. Yeah, I I just I brought us back to lobby so you know you could deal with your thing. You all right? Is that little taste man devil always hungry? [Laughter] Yeah. No. Ain’t a ain’t trying to have an accident if you can prevent it. [Music] I mean, I’m sure she’s not doing it on purpose. She’s that old. She’s so small. I thought she was like four or five. She’s so little. She’s eight. She’s like what the like 1 percentile on size? She’s so tiny. What’s when she’s got what syndrome? I’m not trying to like be like upset you or anything. I just I didn’t know she had a [Music] why she’s so um Yeah. I’ll say that she’s a really sweet kid. You know, some girls that age, they are just mean. I’ve never seen it. She’s a terror. She’s a terror. Oh, cool. Two fully prestiged people. I’m not even like I’m not trying to They were both fully prestige. That means they’ve been fully leveled 10 times. No, thank you. I’m not I’m not going to I’m not Yeah. Yeah. No, I’m good. Yeah. And I’m not going to waste my time getting mad, yelling, having them mock me, telling I suck. I’m just going to back out of that situation, wait 30 seconds, and then click find match again. That’s what I’m doing. Yeah, I just uh we we we got queued against a pair of max almost max level people, which means they prestige 10 times. So, I was like that’s why I backed us out. I wanted to wait like 30 seconds. I mean, the other one we have to fight each other. Is that what you want to do? You want to do that one. Okay, let’s do that one. [Music] [Music] Run in the fire. In the fire. I’m going to lick the butter out of your cornbread. [Music] I’m going to shuck your corn like your daddy did. Yo, daddy disappeared cuz he was a blue dot on the house cuz he looked up a little girl’s blouse. I got killed before I can even move. She said, “Hey guy, did you just spawn in? Cuz I’m going to get you. I’mma get you.” Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Oh, I’ve been got [Music] Oh, you son of a [ __ ] Oh, this gun’s kick is stronger than your mom. Making me money. You shall feed the half of me bullets. You son of a [ __ ] I need to get off this gun. Oh, the song. Am I off? Tell me I’m off. Oh, from behind. Shot in the face. You jacked me off too hard. You took off the skin. [Music] Holy [ __ ] that sucked. I got fisted. What the [ __ ] [Music] The [ __ ] are you? Fully prestige levels. Yeah. Yeah. I don’t like that [ __ ] man. Yeah. Why aren’t we going against people who aren’t even prestiged? Or maybe prestiged once or twice. That [ __ ] 10 times prestige level 777 [ __ ] Huh? [Music] [Laughter] No propyline glycol for this guy. He said dirty. He said, “Dirty chemical infused vape juice. No, thank you. Are you talking to me or the kid? [Music] That’s Cam. Oh, I thought the way she the way he’s talking. I thought that was I thought that was the little girl. Oh, poor Cam. Did you get him a PlayStation 5 yet? Like like like like I told you to do. Yeah. I mean, you you get an upgrade and he still gets the console. Yeah. And they they actually discounted the pros. They’re actually $100 cheaper than they were when they released. I mean, they’re still a little more expensive, but if you’re going to have to get a PlayStation 5 either way, I mean, why not why not get the one that’s going to be better frames and more stable?