Celebrated a little too hard over the 4th and forgot about the beautiful ribeye on the grill. $$$ down the shitter. All name calling welcome. πŸ˜”

by gitturb

27 Comments

  1. Musik2myearzs

    As a stoner, I understand your pain

  2. bigburneraccts

    Bro had to bust out the shears GOOD LORD.
    Mistakes happen it’s good bro

  3. Fair_Leg_2540

    Sadly, no joke this is the only way my parents will ever eat it πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

  4. Thank you for making me feel better about the ones I overcooked this weekend.

  5. RedditTrollin

    On 4th of July he started some coals, made mac salad and heated up rolls, threw a few steaks on the grill to prepare, but then he got drunk and forgot they were there. Now he’s regretting not baking a Turkey and nobody’s eating the grilled ribeye jerky.

  6. somethingwittier

    That was not nearly enough salt or pepper.

  7. FatLazyStupid2

    Ehh, just call it blackened chicken and serve it with 3 shots of rumplemintz.

  8. _Bon_Vivant_

    I’ve never done that with steaks, but I have turned brats into ash before.

  9. omahas_finest

    Did that with a smoker full of ribs one year.

  10. Jeesh, I’m not even sure my dog would eat that… And he eats leather shoes.

  11. MongotheGOB

    Not wasted if you have dogs. They will be bringing you drinks the next time you fire up the grill.

  12. effinmike12

    Why you’re a treasonous traitor. That’s what you are. Shame! SHAAAME!

  13. Organic-Attorney-393

    β€œGOD FUCKIN’ DAMNIT STUPID SON A BITCH!!” OP, for sure. ☠️☠️☠️

  14. cerote6239

    In alcoholics anonymous we truly believe if you want to drink it’s your business but if you want to quit we can help. You are possibly the exception to that. You are fucking up, big time. Figure it out.

  15. No_Employer9618

    No grill for you, come back 1 year!

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