I only had one hot dog bun, so I used my last slice of pizza. (not OP)
I only had one hot dog bun, so I used my last slice of pizza. (not OP)
by shaker8
34 Comments
Particular_Hope_7368
This has to be a pizza crime. MUSTARD IN A PIZZA?
ProofExtreme7644
This is a crime. Just eat 1 hot dog and 1 slice of pizza…
Silvawuff
They should be extradited to HotDogCrimes for the ketchup and lettuce.
tralalalalalalalala_
harmfulsideffect
This is one of the most heinous crimes against pizza I have ever seen. Guilty. Punish without mercy.
miaasimpson
yaknow what? he’s valid
21Sweetness
Only crime I see here is you putting ketchup on what otherwise look to be an attempt at Chicago style hot dogs.
ishoweredtoday
Firing squad.
QueenJK87
Call the law
GreatBigBeepis
no pizza crime, this is a hot dog crime if anything
Wtygrrr
I think if they had simply wrapped the hot dog in a slice of pizza, it’d be fine, but I’m pretty iffy about the ketchup and mustard and lettuce and pickles.
WorshipFreedomNotGod
The pickles are egregious.
23saround
Yeah I’d eat the fuck out of that stoned, but that doesn’t mean it ain’t criminal
VinRow
Eh, waste not?
Frostfire26
This is a pizza crime, a hotdog crime, and a food crime in general
less-than-James
I do like food mash-ups. I could see myself trying this one. I feel like it might be kinda good.
c-lab21
FIRST YOU TAKE A HOT DOG STUFF IT WITH SOME JACK CHEESE ROLL IT IN A PIZZA YOU’VE GOT CHEESY BLAAASTERRS
And then the kids all say, “Thanks, MeatCat!”
Tohrufan4life
Ngl, I’d probably do the same but with just the hotdog. Might add just a little shredded cheese though if anything, like some mozzarella or something.
KingFernando532
I’d wolf this thing down. I say it’s a pizza crime, but I’ll let it slide.
Very_Loving_Cat
Genius
rosebudthesled8
If you didn’t overstuff the bun you could have doubled up the dogs and then fit what you can in to the one bun. Then you’d still have a good double hotdog and a good piece of pizza.
J_dogg987
I will not stand for Hot dogs on pizza, I will fight this to my last breath
Infamous_Campaign687
I don’t know. That person is clearly not making pizza. They used a leftover slice of pizza as an ingredient in a new dish. The pizza looks like it has tomato sauce and bread, cheese and tomato sauce is hardly ridiculous with a hot dog.
Ok-Implement4608
This is one of the least egregious things I’ve seen done to pizza on here.
MurphysLaw4200
Not guilty. I’ve done this before while high and didn’t have any buns or bread. Heat the pizza with the dog rolled up in so the cheese melts and it’s really good.
tongfatherr
TelePhoneHome
Does anyone have any information on what would happen to a human 150,000 for example years if they ate something like this? Would they explode or just be fine like us
Catfish_Mudcat
Necessity is the mother of all inventions.
Miserable-Aerie2387
At first glance this would’ve been a crime, but when you said there was only one hotdog bun left then it honestly seemed not as bad it doesn’t look appetizing with all that fucking mustard on there, but I don’t think it would be a crime… punishable by death maybe a misdemeanor
TodayAcademic3861
Why not just cut up the hotdog and make it a pizza topping?
Expensive-Safe-6820
No 👎 condiments do not belong on pizza
hors3withnoname
That looks terrible and messy, and only possible to eat with fork and knife. Why not enjoy one hot dog and one pizza? Jail.
PhilosophyOld9131
People getting all technical about it. It looks good, it’s not anything sus so I would eat it. Simple as that.
Catullus13
He’s not trying to make pizza. He’s trying to eat a hot dog and using a pizza as a medium. While high. Serving to himself. Not guilty
34 Comments
This has to be a pizza crime. MUSTARD IN A PIZZA?
This is a crime. Just eat 1 hot dog and 1 slice of pizza…
They should be extradited to HotDogCrimes for the ketchup and lettuce.
This is one of the most heinous crimes against pizza I have ever seen. Guilty. Punish without mercy.
yaknow what? he’s valid
Only crime I see here is you putting ketchup on what otherwise look to be an attempt at Chicago style hot dogs.
Firing squad.
Call the law
no pizza crime, this is a hot dog crime if anything
I think if they had simply wrapped the hot dog in a slice of pizza, it’d be fine, but I’m pretty iffy about the ketchup and mustard and lettuce and pickles.
The pickles are egregious.
Yeah I’d eat the fuck out of that stoned, but that doesn’t mean it ain’t criminal
Eh, waste not?
This is a pizza crime, a hotdog crime, and a food crime in general
I do like food mash-ups. I could see myself trying this one. I feel like it might be kinda good.
FIRST YOU TAKE A HOT DOG
STUFF IT WITH SOME JACK CHEESE
ROLL IT IN A PIZZA
YOU’VE GOT CHEESY BLAAASTERRS
And then the kids all say, “Thanks, MeatCat!”
Ngl, I’d probably do the same but with just the hotdog. Might add just a little shredded cheese though if anything, like some mozzarella or something.
I’d wolf this thing down. I say it’s a pizza crime, but I’ll let it slide.
Genius
If you didn’t overstuff the bun you could have doubled up the dogs and then fit what you can in to the one bun. Then you’d still have a good double hotdog and a good piece of pizza.
I will not stand for Hot dogs on pizza, I will fight this to my last breath
I don’t know. That person is clearly not making pizza. They used a leftover slice of pizza as an ingredient in a new dish. The pizza looks like it has tomato sauce and bread, cheese and tomato sauce is hardly ridiculous with a hot dog.
This is one of the least egregious things I’ve seen done to pizza on here.
Not guilty. I’ve done this before while high and didn’t have any buns or bread. Heat the pizza with the dog rolled up in so the cheese melts and it’s really good.
Does anyone have any information on what would happen to a human 150,000 for example years if they ate something like this? Would they explode or just be fine like us
Necessity is the mother of all inventions.
At first glance this would’ve been a crime, but when you said there was only one hotdog bun left then it honestly seemed not as bad it doesn’t look appetizing with all that fucking mustard on there, but I don’t think it would be a crime… punishable by death maybe a misdemeanor
Why not just cut up the hotdog and make it a pizza topping?
No 👎 condiments do not belong on pizza
That looks terrible and messy, and only possible to eat with fork and knife. Why not enjoy one hot dog and one pizza? Jail.
People getting all technical about it. It looks good, it’s not anything sus so I would eat it. Simple as that.
He’s not trying to make pizza. He’s trying to eat a hot dog and using a pizza as a medium. While high. Serving to himself. Not guilty