You are not a man ….until you have grilled and fed your family on one of these
You are not a man ….until you have grilled and fed your family on one of these
by NightOwlJPEG
41 Comments
AliciaXTC
Ah yes, gatekeeping, just what we want here.
vaporintrusion
I always imagine homeless people taking dumps on these
ChesterMudd
At a park??
Odd_String1181
I own one of these and it sucks
PTY064
So, you’re not a man until you reserve a $10 camp site, clean up bird shit, rodent shit, human shit, and whatever other bullshit that’s been caked onto it for the last 17 years, cook some burgers on the tetanus-ridden rust patch in the middle, and serve it to people that you presumably don’t want to die?
Ok, then.
slindner1985
Not bad that looks pretty new. Just needs some oil and a scrape:)
elguaco6
Fuck that piss grill I bring a 14” Napoleon kettle style grill wherever I go
OliveAffectionate626
And yes you have to use the whole bag of charcoal and wait an hour
blowmereddit2
I don’t have a family. Or friends.
SloCalLocal
ProTip: get a custom Santa Maria grill top for them and you’ll be the king of the campsite.
Just for shits I looked up these bbq’s on Amazon. They wildly range in price. From 160 to over 350 $
missing_10mm_sockets
Love those things. I’ve made killer party ribs on one.
Haglev3
People bitch about these. I want one!! But have you ever priced one?!?! Last time I looked they were like $1000?!?!
FIRElif3
Hard times call for drastic measures
Upstairs_Olive_1827
Pretty sure the OP was being sarcastic…
Internal-Computer388
So those grills suck. And i refuse to use them as how fucking nasty they are all the time. But at the same time, I kind of get it. This type of grill isnt for the faint of heart. You need to understand the meat, the heat and fire management more than other grills. I mean, if you have a separate fire box and feed hot coals into this type of grill, its essentially an Argentinian asador style of grill. I definitely understand the sentiment.
rivetgun4x
Park favorite
Dalton387
I’ve cooked on one of those. I just didn’t let my food touch it. You can slap another grate on top or put a pot on it.
Relative_Regret_300
Park parties are the best
x_xx
ewww gross!
pr0wlunwulf
You are not a poor man….
squirrel_crosswalk
I’ve fed 20 off two at my old apartment
Kilgore_Brown_Trout_
If you’re too good to grill on one of these you’re probably lame.
InkyFingers60
I always loved those. They serve their purpose well of cooking over direct fire or live fire grilling. I always clean the ones I use at parks and oil them up good for the next person . They’re not an all around use grill like a kettle or something, but they serve their purpose well, I think.
Euphoric_Fisherman70
Do friends count? I’ve done that lol
rkatapt
I set my grill on top of those grills. It’s a perfect pedestal for my jumbo joe.
scovok
Men all across the world beg to differ
walkyourdogs
Nothing like cooking on a grill that has been pissed and shat on
egbert71
False!
WetBandit06
You can buy these on amazon. Idk why but I got curious and checked. Next backyard project for sure.
Smegma-sniff
I cooked a brisket on one of those at Canyon Lake Texas
tito0686
That one looks clean
greg2709
I set my Smokey Joe on top of it, when I lived at an apartment complex that said we must use that if we were gonna grill
41 Comments
Ah yes, gatekeeping, just what we want here.
I always imagine homeless people taking dumps on these
At a park??
I own one of these and it sucks
So, you’re not a man until you reserve a $10 camp site, clean up bird shit, rodent shit, human shit, and whatever other bullshit that’s been caked onto it for the last 17 years, cook some burgers on the tetanus-ridden rust patch in the middle, and serve it to people that you presumably don’t want to die?
Ok, then.
Not bad that looks pretty new. Just needs some oil and a scrape:)
Fuck that piss grill I bring a 14” Napoleon kettle style grill wherever I go
And yes you have to use the whole bag of charcoal and wait an hour
I don’t have a family. Or friends.
ProTip: get a custom Santa Maria grill top for them and you’ll be the king of the campsite.
[https://gabbysgrills.com/picsart_03-19-12-17-331/](https://gabbysgrills.com/picsart_03-19-12-17-331/)
Dude bums piss and shit on those.
Just for shits I looked up these bbq’s on Amazon. They wildly range in price. From 160 to over 350 $
Love those things. I’ve made killer party ribs on one.
People bitch about these. I want one!! But have you ever priced one?!?! Last time I looked they were like $1000?!?!
Hard times call for drastic measures
Pretty sure the OP was being sarcastic…
So those grills suck. And i refuse to use them as how fucking nasty they are all the time. But at the same time, I kind of get it. This type of grill isnt for the faint of heart. You need to understand the meat, the heat and fire management more than other grills. I mean, if you have a separate fire box and feed hot coals into this type of grill, its essentially an Argentinian asador style of grill. I definitely understand the sentiment.
Park favorite
I’ve cooked on one of those. I just didn’t let my food touch it. You can slap another grate on top or put a pot on it.
Park parties are the best
ewww gross!
You are not a poor man….
I’ve fed 20 off two at my old apartment
If you’re too good to grill on one of these you’re probably lame.
I always loved those. They serve their purpose well of cooking over direct fire or live fire grilling. I always clean the ones I use at parks and oil them up good for the next person . They’re not an all around use grill like a kettle or something, but they serve their purpose well, I think.
Do friends count? I’ve done that lol
I set my grill on top of those grills. It’s a perfect pedestal for my jumbo joe.
Men all across the world beg to differ
Nothing like cooking on a grill that has been pissed and shat on
False!
You can buy these on amazon. Idk why but I got curious and checked. Next backyard project for sure.
I cooked a brisket on one of those at Canyon Lake Texas
That one looks clean
I set my Smokey Joe on top of it, when I lived at an apartment complex that said we must use that if we were gonna grill
Easy Light 4 Pound(s) Charcoal briquettes https://www.lowes.com/pd/Kingsford-Easy-Light-Charcoal-Briquettes-Bag-BBQ-Charcoal-for-Grilling-4-Pounds/1003265912
Light the bag charcoal is the answer.
Source: live near a national park picnic area.
Saw a maybe 12 yr old girl grilling at the beach on one of these feeding the fam.
Brother, I was conceived on one of those.
I have a place with a shared beach with a bunch of these on it. My nephew insists on cooking on these things. He has gotten very good at using them.
Some of you people are insufferable.
What does being a man have to do with it?
Tetanus is a great seasoning