I dump mine towards the base of the same tree trunk every 3-5 cooks 🤷♂️
Edit: this is NOT a joke
Edit(2): may or may not be my tree
Offthewall1989
As gently as possible when it’s this full, put it in a grocery bag (like Target because they’re sturdy. Tie it up and put it in the trash.
Hardmaplecherry
Give it to a friend who’s landlord is a dick
Who knows what happens after that
EconomistDapper2909
Pour it down my neighbors drain while they are at work.
ClubCanny0723
Turn it into soap and bath with it. Keep the mosquitoes away.
Sudden-Succotash8813
I like to store it all in my grease freezer until I’m ready to make a new sculpture out of it of it
globulous
Save coffee cans and detergent bottles and dump it in those to dispose of
SeekersWorkAccount
I come over in the night and fill up your cup with my grease.
sarcastic_dad78
That’s my retirement grease!
MouthOfMahem
Drink it? Like, what else do you think you’re supposed to do with it?
BBQ_IS_LIFE
Place it into a gallon slider ziplock bag freeze it and toss it in the garbage on trash day so when they crush the garbage it doesnt squirt out everywhere!
Historical-Cell-2557
Add some when I wrap anything
Curt_Uncles
I just poured mine into an empty laundry Tide Pod tub (plastic), and then threw the tub in the trash. Latching lid was key. I’ll use whatever similar disposable plastic tub I have laying around next time and do the same thing.
denvergardener
I add it to my compost pile in my garden. Never had an issue doing that in 15 years.
seeyakid
Hear me out: freak offs.
rivetgun4x
Start a fire
Jumped-Up_Vulgarian
I make BBQ-scented candles out of it and sell them at the local farmers market, where they are a smash hit.
vaporintrusion
I make smoothies
31stmonkeyfinger
It goes in my morning milkshakes.
Primary-Fly470
r/EatItYouFuckingCoward
HomeOrificeSupplies
I don’t get grease. I always catch drippings and use them in recipes. No meat I make doesn’t have a pan under it when in the smoker.
Bent_Umbrella
Leave it in the bucket as an offering for the raccoon gods. They never mess with my garbage cans.
Bri_Hecatonchires
Bring it to a house party and use it to create the most horrifying upper decker in history.
sonofsanford
I just started shoving an empty beer can over the spout, then I just throw it out. No more fucking around cleaning a greasy bucket or having the dogs knock it over
AlanDeto
I sell mine to Diddy
Ok_rcft_9878
Eventually I knock it off , then swear about it.
FountainbIker
I buy empty paint cans from Home Depot. They hold way more and when they get full I can pop the lid on and dispose of them in the regular garbage.
Eureka05
Every fall a nice bear comes along and just takes the bucket and dissapears with it.
Currently using an empty paint can.
DayOneDude
Still_Clownin69
I do one last cook, get it nice and melted down. Get an empty candle jar and a new wick, pour 75% of the grease into it, let it harden. Once it’s solid pour 25% of a melted down good smelling candle into it. Let that harden. Put a lid on it and set it aside for a secret Santa gifts. I have 28 candles waiting to be handed out for gifts.
Financial_Table_1848
I personally forget to empty it, then when I take the cover off the smoker next time it spills all over the patio. I swear a bunch. Then I try desperately to mop it up with some paper towels, but can’t get it all (swear some more) then dogs lick the patio for the next three days and have the poops. Honestly, not even sure why I replied to this. I’m probably the absolute worst in terms of who should be weighing in proactively with this situation 🤷♂️
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I have a firepit so I dump it in there
I dump mine towards the base of the same tree trunk every 3-5 cooks 🤷♂️
Edit: this is NOT a joke
Edit(2): may or may not be my tree
As gently as possible when it’s this full, put it in a grocery bag (like Target because they’re sturdy. Tie it up and put it in the trash.
Give it to a friend who’s landlord is a dick
Who knows what happens after that
Pour it down my neighbors drain while they are at work.
Turn it into soap and bath with it. Keep the mosquitoes away.
I like to store it all in my grease freezer until I’m ready to make a new sculpture out of it of it
Save coffee cans and detergent bottles and dump it in those to dispose of
I come over in the night and fill up your cup with my grease.
That’s my retirement grease!
Drink it? Like, what else do you think you’re supposed to do with it?
Place it into a gallon slider ziplock bag freeze it and toss it in the garbage on trash day so when they crush the garbage it doesnt squirt out everywhere!
Add some when I wrap anything
I just poured mine into an empty laundry Tide Pod tub (plastic), and then threw the tub in the trash. Latching lid was key. I’ll use whatever similar disposable plastic tub I have laying around next time and do the same thing.
I add it to my compost pile in my garden.
Never had an issue doing that in 15 years.
Hear me out: freak offs.
Start a fire
I make BBQ-scented candles out of it and sell them at the local farmers market, where they are a smash hit.
I make smoothies
It goes in my morning milkshakes.
r/EatItYouFuckingCoward
I don’t get grease. I always catch drippings and use them in recipes. No meat I make doesn’t have a pan under it when in the smoker.
Leave it in the bucket as an offering for the raccoon gods. They never mess with my garbage cans.
Bring it to a house party and use it to create the most horrifying upper decker in history.
I just started shoving an empty beer can over the spout, then I just throw it out. No more fucking around cleaning a greasy bucket or having the dogs knock it over
I sell mine to Diddy
Eventually I knock it off , then swear about it.
I buy empty paint cans from Home Depot. They hold way more and when they get full I can pop the lid on and dispose of them in the regular garbage.
Every fall a nice bear comes along and just takes the bucket and dissapears with it.
Currently using an empty paint can.
I do one last cook, get it nice and melted down. Get an empty candle jar and a new wick, pour 75% of the grease into it, let it harden. Once it’s solid pour 25% of a melted down good smelling candle into it. Let that harden. Put a lid on it and set it aside for a secret Santa gifts. I have 28 candles waiting to be handed out for gifts.
I personally forget to empty it, then when I take the cover off the smoker next time it spills all over the patio. I swear a bunch. Then I try desperately to mop it up with some paper towels, but can’t get it all (swear some more) then dogs lick the patio for the next three days and have the poops.
Honestly, not even sure why I replied to this. I’m probably the absolute worst in terms of who should be weighing in proactively with this situation 🤷♂️