Would t really classify this as a pizza crime. It’s not the pizza itself that is bad. Or a topping, or the way it was cooked. But by a mistake of something getting dropped in. If a hair was in your pizza would it be a pizza crime?
frenix5
It must have been a high hydration dough. Given it was so sticky.
ChristianArmor
Every slice has a built in toothpick.
KingLafiHS
That’s how you know it’s fresh off the pizza tree!
GasLongjumping130
heinous sin!
ExcitingSavings8225
Maybe they use fresh herbs in the sauce and just throw a whole plant in there?
Nozzeh06
Considering this is the internet, I feel like someone just picked up a stick off the ground and placed it on their plate just to make a low effort Reddit post.
LizzieOlivia2002
wack!
limpymcjointpain
Mmm, pizza stiiick.. *drools*
Spiritual-Bus973
It’s a good thing there is a stick because this means that the pizza is freshly picked from the local pizza tree.
sofia-9546
Ehw?
cursetea
Left the bones in
Mindless_Fruit_2313
Just a basil leaf stem.
buy_tacos
I would say basil branch but I don’t see basil and you’d have to be an idiot to not notice a branch in the basil anyway… so I’m going fell in at some point after cooking unless they cooking outside or some shit
JLightning60
No crime. Probably from basil
Purple_Bass_6323
Fabricated. OP is guilty of providing false evidence against the pizza.
SouthernHellRaiser
Sir, this is a court of truth and justice 🤣 we shant have it sullied with the likes of this, clearly fabricated, allegation. you get the hell outta here with your stick lol
SnooTangerines3448
Where the wood firing comes from. The wood stick. In the fire.
Robotic_Orange
Sounds like a *sticky* situation.
AllNewsAllTheDayLong
A stem. You didn’t know pizzas grew on trees?
nemopost
Thats not a stick, its just a big oregano
Jimmyjim4673
I’m weirdly more concerned about them using a fork.
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Would t really classify this as a pizza crime. It’s not the pizza itself that is bad. Or a topping, or the way it was cooked. But by a mistake of something getting dropped in. If a hair was in your pizza would it be a pizza crime?
It must have been a high hydration dough. Given it was so sticky.
Every slice has a built in toothpick.
That’s how you know it’s fresh off the pizza tree!
heinous sin!
Maybe they use fresh herbs in the sauce and just throw a whole plant in there?
Considering this is the internet, I feel like someone just picked up a stick off the ground and placed it on their plate just to make a low effort Reddit post.
wack!
Mmm, pizza stiiick.. *drools*
It’s a good thing there is a stick because this means that the pizza is freshly picked from the local pizza tree.
Ehw?
Left the bones in
Just a basil leaf stem.
I would say basil branch but I don’t see basil and you’d have to be an idiot to not notice a branch in the basil anyway… so I’m going fell in at some point after cooking unless they cooking outside or some shit
No crime. Probably from basil
Fabricated. OP is guilty of providing false evidence against the pizza.
Sir, this is a court of truth and justice 🤣 we shant have it sullied with the likes of this, clearly fabricated, allegation. you get the hell outta here with your stick lol
Where the wood firing comes from. The wood stick. In the fire.
Sounds like a *sticky* situation.
A stem. You didn’t know pizzas grew on trees?
Thats not a stick, its just a big oregano
I’m weirdly more concerned about them using a fork.