U eat like a small critter that peruses the forest floor for bits and bobs
CarelessSalamander51
Not the rage bait guy again 🙄
Available-Hat1640
what the hell is that combo it reminds me of that balckberry and scallop guy.
sees last slide*
oh
Effective_Gene5155
Man you could have bought a whole suburb with all that avocado.
Moreseesaw
This is grade A tortoise food 🐢
manic_Brain
We need proof you actually eat this. I refuse to think someone would eat this willingly.
kisspapaya
Human food! For humans! It has all the nutrients!
kingdommaerchen
I think OP really likes beans and mussels.
lilassbitchass
Kiwi on beans is dastardly
ohbrubuh
That lay one is beans, berries, and smoked mussels?!?
meloflo
Where did you learn how to eat like this lol
KMing3393
What exotic animal are you taking care of in the zoo lad?
Sewergoddess
“Yes I would like a bowl of human sustenance please”.
C4llist00
You know how to mix ingredients, but you choose to mix THOSE in THAT way? Your cooking is LITERALLY cursed hahahaa
ConfidentHighlight18
Are those smoked oysters??? 🦪
lordaskington
Oh sweetheart….. These all look like bowls for dogs made by owners who pride themselves on variety 😭 great compliment for a dog, but a person….?
Spiritual_Garbage_25
you eat like a ferret in the petting zoo on its birthday
Erchamion_1
This is just stupidity and wasting food for fake internet points.
GarbageTVAfficionado
A handful of raw almonds on top of black beans and kiwi is like 100% a squirrel recipe.
mwpdx86
The sugar gliders I used to have woulda gone absolutely nuts for this.
Kalliyangattu_Neeli
I was gonna say you eat like the raspberry+ scallops+ kidney beans guy and then saw the last pic 🫠
Embarrassed-Bid-7156
What are your stats, like, height, weight, etc. I need to know the shape and general health of the person with this diet.
MarsScully
Do you lack a sense of taste?
Why buy relatively expensive ingredients if you’re going to Chuck them into a slop for raccoons?
JuanC1965
Who is gifting you endless avocados and canned mussels????
kkrabbitholes417
the funniest part about this to me is you could have just put beans and avocado on a tortilla with cheese and it would have been totally fine, but your brain went, “you know what this needs? an unpeeled kiwi”
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U eat like a small critter that peruses the forest floor for bits and bobs
Not the rage bait guy again 🙄
what the hell is that combo it reminds me of that balckberry and scallop guy.
sees last slide*
oh
Man you could have bought a whole suburb with all that avocado.
This is grade A tortoise food 🐢
We need proof you actually eat this. I refuse to think someone would eat this willingly.
Human food! For humans! It has all the nutrients!
I think OP really likes beans and mussels.
Kiwi on beans is dastardly
That lay one is beans, berries, and smoked mussels?!?
Where did you learn how to eat like this lol
What exotic animal are you taking care of in the zoo lad?
“Yes I would like a bowl of human sustenance please”.
You know how to mix ingredients, but you choose to mix THOSE in THAT way? Your cooking is LITERALLY cursed hahahaa
Are those smoked oysters??? 🦪
Oh sweetheart….. These all look like bowls for dogs made by owners who pride themselves on variety 😭 great compliment for a dog, but a person….?
you eat like a ferret in the petting zoo on its birthday
This is just stupidity and wasting food for fake internet points.
A handful of raw almonds on top of black beans and kiwi is like 100% a squirrel recipe.
The sugar gliders I used to have woulda gone absolutely nuts for this.
I was gonna say you eat like the raspberry+ scallops+ kidney beans guy and then saw the last pic 🫠
What are your stats, like, height, weight, etc. I need to know the shape and general health of the person with this diet.
Do you lack a sense of taste?
Why buy relatively expensive ingredients if you’re going to Chuck them into a slop for raccoons?
Who is gifting you endless avocados and canned mussels????
the funniest part about this to me is you could have just put beans and avocado on a tortilla with cheese and it would have been totally fine, but your brain went, “you know what this needs? an unpeeled kiwi”