This “hamburger” has become my go-to divorced dad dinner.

by drewrusty

50 Comments

  1. BullsOnParadeFloats

    Bro…

    You need to teach yourself how to cook. Start with some beginner cooking tutorials on youtube, because this is beyond depressing. Cooking is a skill that everyone should have.

  2. This sub is usually funny but this…this is depression manifest

  3. SpoiledCabbage

    It’s never too late to learn how to cook. You don’t have to be iron chef but.youll learn to make things you’ll look forward too

  4. agentsometime

    Are you eating this because you’re depressed, or because you can’t cook?

  5. Automatic_Humor_8167

    thats literally a hamburger

    with bread its a hamburger sandwich

  6. zeejay772

    I fck with this all the time, side of pickles so a pickle per bit

  7. pickledeggmanwalrus

    Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate Cookery Course

    Google these videos and watch them

  8. Conscious_Battle_363

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  9. Black bean burgers and eggs are a go to meal after a long day

  10. therealgingerjesus

    Come over. I’ll cook you dinner. Just… no more of this, please?

  11. zatchattack

    My divorced dad dinner was Taco Bell luxe boxe and nacho fries off DoorDash. Paired with a whiskey neat

  12. howtorewriteaname

    most people says it’s depressing and it may be a bit, but tbh this slaps

  13. NotAnAgentOfTheFBI

    I ate better in college what the fuck

  14. CashgrassorNopass

    Use some gravy next time. Salisbury steak is so underrated

  15. D_hallucatus

    If you call it hambaag with sunomono it sounds all Japanese and sophisticated

  16. EAT_UR_VEGGIES

    For what it’s worth bro, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this meal, looks good

  17. paintmonkey1

    Hell! He’s eating better than me! Married & work 48-54hrs a week!

  18. crystalsage777

    Watching your waistline so you can get back in the game with some needed confidence I see.

  19. SnooMemesjellies316

    I think the condiment plating was actually done well, and no bun makes sense if you’re recently divorced and trying to lose weight to improve your chances in the dating pool. Keep on truckin, you got this brother

  20. Positive_Bluejay_669

    My reaction to this: “damn that actually doesn’t seem too bad, if the burger is made well enough, why not?”

    All comments: “damn you must be depressed”

    😂

  21. MissGreenLove

    There’s a little meat in your mustard

  22. CHEWBAKKA-SLIM

    Why you bother with plates and utensils. Eat out of the pan or over the sink, dishes suck.

  23. NeutralTarget

    Reminds me of high-school lunch when they served moldy buns.

  24. Unlucky_Ladder_9804

    Honestly dude, it’s not that bad of a meal, especially if add a couple slices of salted/peppered tomato, and some cottage cheese. Another easy side dish would be some fried potatoes, or white rice. Maybe add a liiiitle salad on the side of just lettuce, onion, croutons, shredded cheese, and dressing.

  25. londongastronaut

    Man I cook a ton and I’d the eat the shit out of this lol

    If it’s good burger meat it doesn’t need a ton more. You could try making some burger sauce, throwing a slice of cheese and frying an egg to put on top. Paired with a simple avocado, tomato and mozz salad on the side and now I’m hungry.

    I’m sorry about the divorce tho, hope this isn’t a depression meal.

  26. Brave_Quantity_5261

    I’ll have to give it a shot.

    Currently the kids are getting tired of Mac & cheese with chopped up hot dogs in it.

  27. binkysnightmare

    Asking for a friend – if he hadn’t mentioned a divorce would you all still be concerned for his mental health? This could just be a lazy dinner a la “girl dinner” trend from last year

  28. Sexycoed1972

    Dude, I’ll mail you some buns.

    Seriously though, it’ll smooth out.

  29. TheCGDowntowner

    Show this to the judge. He should be able to reduce your payments by $4 so you can buy some buns

  30. MathiusShade

    Those low carb meals will get you back into dating shape in no time, bro!

  31. Comprehensive_Ad6598

    This actually looks pretty good. That’s exactly how I eat them too.

  32. Angryatworld247

    High protein low carb could be worse

  33. Careless-Oil-2086

    Getting your keto on, dropping the Dad bod for a Dilf bod. Nothing wrong with that

  34. Hosni__Mubarak

    Cool. I’m making Cincinnati chili tonight. The prep time took five minutes.

  35. awolahahah

    Haha I do that with a slice of cheese on top

  36. snuffleupagus7

    Why are people overreacting so much? Lol. I like a burger with no bun, I like pickles 🤷‍♀️ when you live alone you can eat whatever you want, and that is kind of liberating.

  37. overflowingsunset

    Doesn’t seem like enough calories duder. You can do it.

  38. Superb_Tax8582

    Divorced burger for a divorced father

  39. Cyber-X1

    That’s not shitty, especially after a divorce. You’re eating what you want. I would like that too.. burger, mustard and pickles.. no carbs.. getting lean so you can.. well you know

  40. ___po____

    If you’re going to keep doing this, at least sprinkle some of that steak seasoning stuff on it.

  41. BeigePhilip

    @OP my go-to when I’m on my own is a pound of ground beef and a large can of baked beans, mixed together. Highly recommended.

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