My wife cuts a pizza by eyeballing the size of the slice rather than making a + and then cutting diagonally through it.
My wife cuts a pizza by eyeballing the size of the slice rather than making a + and then cutting diagonally through it.
by iamjulianacosta
37 Comments
ManOfGame3
OK cool, crime, but seriously… why tho
TheCzarIV
Since I have, in the past, folded a frozen pizza and eaten the entire thing like a taco, I’m afraid I’ll have to allow it.
Beale_St_Boozebag
Why isn’t it fully cooked?
Heisenbread77
If we are only judging by the cut, it’s at worst a civil infraction and not a crime.
That-Employment-5561
You can tell even the pizza is furious!
sircod
As long as the slices are even, who cares what order you do the cuts. But for a pizza that size I think 6 slices would be more appropriate.
BeeDot1974
Is that a Tony’s frozen pizza? The cuts still fit if continuing. I’m more calling it a crime for using aluminum foil on a pan designed to make the crust crispy.
Even frozen pizza deserves more respect than this.
Consistent_Ad3181
Poor pizza, the cut is the least of the worries
Neddlings55
One cuts, one chooses.
EnzoPurrari
WhenIWannabeME
I mean, that’s a bit odd, but also their actual slices look almost perfect, so if she can do it to the whole pizza, then who fucking cares.
recycle_bin
The crime is cutting on top of a nonstick pizza pan. That’s a quick way to destroy it.
QueenJK87
After witnessing her doing this ONCE, she’d never cut a pizza, cake, or pie again. 😐
Longenuity
That’s the standard protocol for 6 slices but she’s going for 8. Truly a mad lass.
EatsOverTheSink
Jesus everything about this photo is just sad.
PollutionStunning679
Damn. Sociopaths really do walk among us.
Wait_WHAT_didU_say
Better start looking up a divorce lawyer.. This is a SERIOUS offense. One the jury (this forum) determines that she is guilty, the “pizza police” 🚓🚨🚓👮♂️👮🏾♀️ along with a S.W.A.T team will be breaking down your door with the proper, signed warrant for her arrest. After that, it’s ALL downhill.. 😐
No-Blueberry-1823
I mean it depends on how much pizza you want, could be a bonus. It’s weird but I don’t know if it’s a crime
Dinosaur9911
One more crosscut and you’re fine. A little wonky but who cares
Direct-Collection362
That’s the way I was taught to cut pizzas on the line of a place that sold 300+ pizzas a night. If I sit there cutting a plus then going along I get out of the rhythm and start taking longer. Sure slice sizes might vary, but the taste never gets tainted.
ClawGrave666
I don’t get how you can eyeball the size of the slice and still come out with something like that lmao
Teg1752
That is far from the crime here. Sir why is there uncooked cheese still?
Moron-Whisperer
Even slices matters for selling and when equals are eating. I have a 2 year old and a 1 year old. Uneven slices are the smart way of cutting. If she’s a mom maybe she knows this.
No_Battle_6402
Two pieces for you, two pieces for me
JackhorseBowman
You would be surprised how many people I worked with at a pizza restaurant who cut pizza that way instead of the +/x thing.
reficulmi
Does she do this just to be “quirky” ?
Is she like … normal in most other ways?
JulesChenier
Two slices for her two slices for you that all works out.
LukeSparow
I eyeball it just fine. Then again, I have spent about 4 years of my life as a professional pizza cook so there’s that.
pentarou
Not a crime, she knows what she’s doing. You both get a big slice and a smaller slice if you’re still hungry after
CourseApprehensive14
2 more cuts and would be fine, no crime here
Bulls187
Roll it up and eat it like a hotdog
Impressive_Change593
NEITHER OF THOSE CUTS GO THROUGH THE CENTER.
if she would actually be decent at that I would allow it but she’s terrible at it
axel_beer
not sure what that is on the photo. why do you call it pizza?
LastChans1
She’s eyeing that bottom piece and daring you to take it … or maybe she likes the smaller pieces?
pulsewidthpimp
If you do the same shape perpendicular, you will have a cut pizza. But yeah that totally won’t work on bigger pizzas.
37 Comments
OK cool, crime, but seriously… why tho
Since I have, in the past, folded a frozen pizza and eaten the entire thing like a taco, I’m afraid I’ll have to allow it.
Why isn’t it fully cooked?
If we are only judging by the cut, it’s at worst a civil infraction and not a crime.
You can tell even the pizza is furious!
As long as the slices are even, who cares what order you do the cuts. But for a pizza that size I think 6 slices would be more appropriate.
Is that a Tony’s frozen pizza? The cuts still fit if continuing. I’m more calling it a crime for using aluminum foil on a pan designed to make the crust crispy.
https://preview.redd.it/4osjmqeo6hcf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee1b30411e4584494a24bc9763df3ea885bdd54b
Even frozen pizza deserves more respect than this.
Poor pizza, the cut is the least of the worries
One cuts, one chooses.
I mean, that’s a bit odd, but also their actual slices look almost perfect, so if she can do it to the whole pizza, then who fucking cares.
The crime is cutting on top of a nonstick pizza pan. That’s a quick way to destroy it.
After witnessing her doing this ONCE, she’d never cut a pizza, cake, or pie again. 😐
That’s the standard protocol for 6 slices but she’s going for 8. Truly a mad lass.
Jesus everything about this photo is just sad.
Damn. Sociopaths really do walk among us.
Better start looking up a divorce lawyer.. This is a SERIOUS offense. One the jury (this forum) determines that she is guilty, the “pizza police” 🚓🚨🚓👮♂️👮🏾♀️ along with a S.W.A.T team will be breaking down your door with the proper, signed warrant for her arrest. After that, it’s ALL downhill.. 😐
I mean it depends on how much pizza you want, could be a bonus. It’s weird but I don’t know if it’s a crime
One more crosscut and you’re fine. A little wonky but who cares
That’s the way I was taught to cut pizzas on the line of a place that sold 300+ pizzas a night. If I sit there cutting a plus then going along I get out of the rhythm and start taking longer. Sure slice sizes might vary, but the taste never gets tainted.
I don’t get how you can eyeball the size of the slice and still come out with something like that lmao
That is far from the crime here. Sir why is there uncooked cheese still?
Even slices matters for selling and when equals are eating. I have a 2 year old and a 1 year old. Uneven slices are the smart way of cutting. If she’s a mom maybe she knows this.
Two pieces for you, two pieces for me
You would be surprised how many people I worked with at a pizza restaurant who cut pizza that way instead of the +/x thing.
Does she do this just to be “quirky” ?
Is she like … normal in most other ways?
Two slices for her two slices for you that all works out.
I eyeball it just fine. Then again, I have spent about 4 years of my life as a professional pizza cook so there’s that.
Not a crime, she knows what she’s doing. You both get a big slice and a smaller slice if you’re still hungry after
2 more cuts and would be fine, no crime here
Roll it up and eat it like a hotdog
NEITHER OF THOSE CUTS GO THROUGH THE CENTER.
if she would actually be decent at that I would allow it but she’s terrible at it
not sure what that is on the photo. why do you call it pizza?
She’s eyeing that bottom piece and daring you to take it … or maybe she likes the smaller pieces?
If you do the same shape perpendicular, you will have a cut pizza. But yeah that totally won’t work on bigger pizzas.
Divorce her immediately