posted this on r/shittyfoodporn before, i was told to also post it here. so basically my dad removed the salmon from the sushi, put it in the pan where I just cooked some beans for "extra flavor" and added the chicken stock rice water because he doesn't like cold rice 😵💫
by juicyrxbin
44 Comments
Sell your dad.
Tell your father we are disappointed in him.
Do the same to his food the next time he cooks. Blend it up with ice and add ice cream
Believe it or not, jail
Nasty
Lisa from Temecula… is that you?
That just ruins it
what was the goal actually
What’s wrong? You’ve barely touched your soupshi
I woke up hungover and this made me almost fucking vomit
Next time, try pouring salted egg wash (i recommend using 2 eggs) on it and making a fried egg out of the whole thing. I do this with leftover rice rolls, and, its soooo good.
Y’know, not liking cold rice is one thing, but doing all this is just foul.
Basically your Dad don’t like sushis, don’t force him.
Jail
Drop yourself off at the orphanage
that’s shoup
that has to be a hate crime
that’s just shoup
Based dad, eating his food just the way he likes it.
We are sorry for your loss.
I’ve seen some r/stupidfood , hell, I’ve made a lot. But this is WAAAAYYY up there on the list. Mmmmm warm avocado with chicken broth! Yum.
Yeah… boo this man!!!
Your father has disrespected your family.
Japan strikes back
Not today Satan, not eating that.
Gross
r/foodcrimes
boiled. sushi.
i threw up a little in my mouth, what the actual fuck
he needs therapy
I’m crying.
Sometimes, snitching to the authorities is okay.
Some weird foul shit I’d do so I can’t be mad lol
I mean if that’s gimbap then it’s not as horrible. It’s prepared hot anyways so using water isn’t too out of the ball park.
This is a war crime on multiple levels. Great post!
Too late to put yourself up for adoption?
It would’ve been to have fried them, but this… no
Bruh I would go ham
Omg, I’m sorry but we need to call the cops
Bro, is your dad ok? Like, how is he?
Have you called the police yet?