Accidentally left this on the counter for 2 days. They’re probably still good right ?
Accidentally left this on the counter for 2 days. They’re probably still good right ?
by Thayerphotos
28 Comments
Snooplybooply
😬
ExpensiveFun2519
Yeah, the bag is all swollen up because they want to be in your tummy so badly.
No-Asparagus2823
I’m sure by “keep frozen” what they really mean is “leave on the counter for two days at room temperature”
sarahmegatron
A lot of people don’t know that food reaches it’s maximum potential only once the packaging is completely expanded. Botulism? No, that’s god’s special spice blend 👌
demonspawnhk
Exploding with flavor
backrubbing
Absolutely. Just make sure to inhale all the scent when you open the bag.
Rocco_al_Dente
It is now sourdough
femaletrouble
Risk it for the biscuit.
Appropriate-Cow-5814
How do you accidently leave something on the counter?
epidemicsaints
A new kind of r/spicypillows
MyMomsTastyButthole
It’s just been proofing
Also, 2 days? Did you put them on the counter and then leave town?
Parody101
I mean that’s basically just a slow bake right?
DreamDare-
One day as a college student I left a packaging of **ground turkey** on the table over the weekend and forgot about it. Monday I come back to my place, and see the package swollen as a balloon.
I naively think maybe its ok, it wasn’t so hot over teh weekend, ill pierce it and see if it smells fine.
I poked it with a knife and the fart that came out was the stuff of nightmares. It was thick gas of rotten flesh and it got deep into my nose, deep into my soul. Nothing compares to it. Septic tanks are rosemarry bushes in comparison.
I gagged violently and the entire time i was wrapping that package in garbage bag I was on the edge of puking, or really puking.
The worst thing was the smell was so INTENSE that for weeks whenever I remembered that situation I could **FEEL the original smell in my nose**, like it was there for reals, and i would gagg like i drank shot of vodka too many. My body decided that having the crispiest simulation of that smell was somehow a must for my survival.
Ok-Law7641
They are Grander.
Murky_Tennis954
If your house is colder than 32 degrees, then yes
epic_meme_guy
Free enema
MarinaBrightwing
It might have become sentient by now.
Certain_Try_8383
No way. When in doubt, throw it out.
rufos_adventure
some bakers let their dough rise overnight. i would bake a few, probably gonna be the tallest biscuits ever.
eazypeazy303
With the amount of preservatives in those bad Larry’s, you’re gonna be fine. They don’t even have real eggs or butter in them.
wwwangels
Worried-Criticism
Actually, if you take a syringe and inject some of the air into your face, it’s like free Botox!
talleyente
Wait until the bag explodes, then pick it off the wall.
blackclementine
Botulism biscuits and grave danger gravy plz
boringcranberry
Wait. There are frozen, pre-baked biscuits? Don’t the ones in the can only take like 12 mins? Does this save you 11 mins?? That asked, imma look for these next time I shop.
prairiefarmer
They’re never good 🤢 don’t eat that garbage
No-Salary-7654
Would be perfect with some fermented sausage gravy
28 Comments
😬
Yeah, the bag is all swollen up because they want to be in your tummy so badly.
I’m sure by “keep frozen” what they really mean is “leave on the counter for two days at room temperature”
A lot of people don’t know that food reaches it’s maximum potential only once the packaging is completely expanded. Botulism? No, that’s god’s special spice blend 👌
Exploding with flavor
Absolutely. Just make sure to inhale all the scent when you open the bag.
It is now sourdough
Risk it for the biscuit.
How do you accidently leave something on the counter?
A new kind of r/spicypillows
It’s just been proofing
Also, 2 days? Did you put them on the counter and then leave town?
I mean that’s basically just a slow bake right?
One day as a college student I left a packaging of **ground turkey** on the table over the weekend and forgot about it. Monday I come back to my place, and see the package swollen as a balloon.
I naively think maybe its ok, it wasn’t so hot over teh weekend, ill pierce it and see if it smells fine.
I poked it with a knife and the fart that came out was the stuff of nightmares. It was thick gas of rotten flesh and it got deep into my nose, deep into my soul. Nothing compares to it. Septic tanks are rosemarry bushes in comparison.
I gagged violently and the entire time i was wrapping that package in garbage bag I was on the edge of puking, or really puking.
The worst thing was the smell was so INTENSE that for weeks whenever I remembered that situation I could **FEEL the original smell in my nose**, like it was there for reals, and i would gagg like i drank shot of vodka too many. My body decided that having the crispiest simulation of that smell was somehow a must for my survival.
They are Grander.
If your house is colder than 32 degrees, then yes
Free enema
It might have become sentient by now.
No way. When in doubt, throw it out.
some bakers let their dough rise overnight. i would bake a few, probably gonna be the tallest biscuits ever.
With the amount of preservatives in those bad Larry’s, you’re gonna be fine. They don’t even have real eggs or butter in them.
Actually, if you take a syringe and inject some of the air into your face, it’s like free Botox!
Wait until the bag explodes, then pick it off the wall.
Botulism biscuits and grave danger gravy plz
Wait. There are frozen, pre-baked biscuits? Don’t the ones in the can only take like 12 mins? Does this save you 11 mins?? That asked, imma look for these next time I shop.
They’re never good 🤢 don’t eat that garbage
Would be perfect with some fermented sausage gravy
Poke it. See if it giggles.