they’re actually very good for cheapo frozen pizzas, they’re supposed to look like that and 2 slices for £3 in 2025 from a petrol station/rest stop in UK is a VERY GOOD deal considering the other options, you can get the worst burger king of your life for £14 or a cucumber from marks and spencer.
figbott
I mean, it’s a petrol station
Tallpaw
We have a 187. Requesting backup.
Known_Resolution_428
No jail, straight to prison.
wizzard419
Wots all dis den?
Are you telling porkpies in a bag of trout? This is all sixes and sevens.
JackhorseBowman
The cavernous black hole inside of the crust reminds me of the turkey from the movie Christmas Vacation.
Yuck_Few
I can’t produce a picture because they closed about 20 years ago but, I used to work for a buffet restaurant that would put pizzas on the buffet still half raw.
geowoman

TheGauchoAmigo84
Petrol station? Gas station? Why type three extra letters? Vernacular crime.
Hail_Astro
At 7:00 am when it’s made it’s okay. 6 hours later, not so much
WaxWorkKnight
Interpol notified. They will be dealt with shortly. In the mean time track down hot sauce or ranch for immediate mitigation.
Eastern_Service_3187
I think they threw one piece out to make you think someone else enjoyed it
Pingadecaballo_
who has balls big enough for that?
Purple_Bass_6323
The fact that whoever made it looked at it and thought “This is servable” is beyond me.
anfrind
You can get pizza by the slice at a Costco food court that’s a far better value than whatever this is.
whynotthepostman
When i glanced at it i thought looks like an OK sausage pizza…then I was oh wait that supposed to be pepperoni?
toastedstoker
As baked as the chef
PassengerJaded1736
Their food hygiene rating needs to be investigated because this is unacceptable 🤡🤡🤡
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What the hell is this
😭

i feel kind of bad for it
[Perpetual stew](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_stew) but make it pizza
It was probably fine before it was cooked for the 7th time

To me, the pizza itself isn’t a crime, but whoever let it get that over baked is guilty.
Somebody burned a pizza
What do you expect from convienence store?
this is a chicago town frozen pizza – [https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/264625916](https://www.tesco.com/groceries/en-GB/products/264625916)
they’re actually very good for cheapo frozen pizzas, they’re supposed to look like that and 2 slices for £3 in 2025 from a petrol station/rest stop in UK is a VERY GOOD deal considering the other options, you can get the worst burger king of your life for £14 or a cucumber from marks and spencer.
I mean, it’s a petrol station
We have a 187. Requesting backup.
No jail, straight to prison.
Wots all dis den?
Are you telling porkpies in a bag of trout? This is all sixes and sevens.
The cavernous black hole inside of the crust reminds me of the turkey from the movie Christmas Vacation.
I can’t produce a picture because they closed about 20 years ago but, I used to work for a buffet restaurant that would put pizzas on the buffet still half raw.

Petrol station? Gas station? Why type three extra letters? Vernacular crime.
At 7:00 am when it’s made it’s okay. 6 hours later, not so much
Interpol notified. They will be dealt with shortly. In the mean time track down hot sauce or ranch for immediate mitigation.
I think they threw one piece out to make you think someone else enjoyed it
who has balls big enough for that?
The fact that whoever made it looked at it and thought “This is servable” is beyond me.
You can get pizza by the slice at a Costco food court that’s a far better value than whatever this is.
When i glanced at it i thought looks like an OK sausage pizza…then I was oh wait that supposed to be pepperoni?
As baked as the chef
Their food hygiene rating needs to be investigated because this is unacceptable 🤡🤡🤡