And Jesus said “Love thee and eat thee BLTs. This is the first and greatest commandment.”
And Jesus said “Love thee and eat thee BLTs. This is the first and greatest commandment.”
by KelVelBurgerGoon
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makebelievethegood
Jesus wouldn’t have had tomatoes or leavened bread. Maybe no lettuce either. Also Jews wouldn’t eat bacon.
MikaAdhonorem
You crushed it friend.
onlylurksnever
Absolutely the proper amount of lettuce
whatfingwhat
And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Then God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested from all His work which God had created and made Himself a BLT.
hear_the_thunder
Jesus did an exorcism and chucked the demons into pigs who then drowned.
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Jesus wouldn’t have had tomatoes or leavened bread. Maybe no lettuce either. Also Jews wouldn’t eat bacon.
You crushed it friend.
Absolutely the proper amount of lettuce
And on the seventh day God ended His work which He had done, and He rested on the seventh day from all His work which He had done. Then God blessed the seventh day and sanctified it, because in it He rested from all His work which God had created and made Himself a BLT.
Jesus did an exorcism and chucked the demons into pigs who then drowned.