The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/HereForTheTanks, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
silvermutiny
What in the actual fuck?!
wizzard419
While this video may be uncomfortable to watch, is it in the purview of the court? I say it be sent to the Stromboli Crimes sub to handle.
ZachCinemaAVL
Cheese in the crust? Okay. Yellow cheese? … alright. Ham and pepperonis? Cool cool. Large chunks of Broccoli not cut up enough? … pushing it now. Hard boiled eggs? I’m out.
UnNumbFool
Whoever introduced pizza to Brazil really does deserve their place in hell
funnyguy349
Need to see it cooked
docrimesdog
Lost me at the broccoli
Shaundrae
You forgot the end of the video!
panaja17
I’ve seen better sauce distribution on certain gif subreddits
Room_Temp_Coffee
So little sauce…
LastChans1
Is that cheese whiz in the crust?!?! 🙆♂️🤷♂️🙆♂️🤷♂️
Full_Ad9666
Fucking gross motherfucker
cursedatmo
Take my stir fry ingredients off ts
KingRaht
I’m submitting this to the Italian council. Heads will roll.
Goraephie
what the fuck is this bullshit
ar46and2
But why did he put kool-aid on the dough?
topsukkeli
yeah thats not pizza
ForeverBoner215
Started off with gas station cheese. JAIL!
vodka_tsunami
The thing that upsets me the most isn’t even the hard boiled eggs with green yolks. What drives me mad is that they cover the meats with cheese instead of putting the cheese over the sauce and meats and other toppings over it.
They insist on doing it in São Paulo, tho.
The-Cursed-Gardener
Just put it in a Pyrex dish and bake a casserole if you’re gonna load it up with that much stuff.
Zhaneranger
There is such a thing as too much!
ComradeAL
Whoever’s getting that broccoli, egg and pepperoni portion of the pie is going to be a real farter.
Mission_Magazine7541
More toppings isn’t always better, nothing will cook in the center of that pizza
UncleTomski
As bad as it is not even showing the finished product is DISGUSTING!
BunniesofAnarchy
Ok, Brazilian here… Yes, this is Brazilian pizza… Probably from São Paulo, they tend to make pizza like that. We take pizzas here like a costumizable dish, were the dough is a plate and you can put anything you like on it The pizza on the video is probably super expensive because it has A TON of toppings, and you cannot find one like this everywhere, most places won’t do it like that… Think about it like the dough is a sandwich. You want ham? Cheese? Sausage? Fkn go for it… You want pepperoni? Hell yeah! More types of cheese? Be my guest. Maybe something sweet like chocolate and strawberries? Ok. Some people say this started on restaurants were you have to serve you own plate (I don’t know how it’s called in English but we call it Self service here, yes I know it’s a english word, but I don’t know if you can get it) basically you go and there’s a lot of food and you can choose what you eat and weight it, pay for it and eat… Some people say that later in the evening the started to serve pizza with what was left from the afternoon, but I don’t know about that it’s probably a myth. Today it’s not like that.
For my personal taste I think it’s too much filling (and I do like a pizza with a good amount of toppings), I don’t usually like that filled crust, but a lot of people like… Things I would like to clarify: Hard boiled eggs go well with pizza you just have to cut it well so the white part doesn’t get dried, one of my favorites it’s one with a sausage called calabresa(or ham), bacon and eggs The white cream is CHEESE, it’s called catupiry it’s like cream cheese but a little bit on the saltier side. To be clear THIS IS NOT MAYO!!!!
i_did_nothing_
I was on board until that fucking egg, fuck this guy, lock him up.
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The jury, after deliberation of the evidence in the case of u/HereForTheTanks, find the defendant “Pizza” GUILTY on all counts of crimes-against-pizza.
What in the actual fuck?!
While this video may be uncomfortable to watch, is it in the purview of the court? I say it be sent to the Stromboli Crimes sub to handle.
Cheese in the crust?
Okay.
Yellow cheese?
… alright.
Ham and pepperonis?
Cool cool.
Large chunks of Broccoli not cut up enough?
… pushing it now.
Hard boiled eggs?
I’m out.
Whoever introduced pizza to Brazil really does deserve their place in hell
Need to see it cooked
Lost me at the broccoli
You forgot the end of the video!
I’ve seen better sauce distribution on certain gif subreddits
So little sauce…
Is that cheese whiz in the crust?!?! 🙆♂️🤷♂️🙆♂️🤷♂️
Fucking gross motherfucker
Take my stir fry ingredients off ts
I’m submitting this to the Italian council. Heads will roll.
what the fuck is this bullshit
But why did he put kool-aid on the dough?
yeah thats not pizza
Started off with gas station cheese. JAIL!
The thing that upsets me the most isn’t even the hard boiled eggs with green yolks. What drives me mad is that they cover the meats with cheese instead of putting the cheese over the sauce and meats and other toppings over it.
They insist on doing it in São Paulo, tho.
Just put it in a Pyrex dish and bake a casserole if you’re gonna load it up with that much stuff.
There is such a thing as too much!
Whoever’s getting that broccoli, egg and pepperoni portion of the pie is going to be a real farter.
More toppings isn’t always better, nothing will cook in the center of that pizza
As bad as it is not even showing the finished product is DISGUSTING!
Ok, Brazilian here… Yes, this is Brazilian pizza… Probably from São Paulo, they tend to make pizza like that.
We take pizzas here like a costumizable dish, were the dough is a plate and you can put anything you like on it
The pizza on the video is probably super expensive because it has A TON of toppings, and you cannot find one like this everywhere, most places won’t do it like that…
Think about it like the dough is a sandwich. You want ham? Cheese? Sausage? Fkn go for it… You want pepperoni? Hell yeah! More types of cheese? Be my guest. Maybe something sweet like chocolate and strawberries? Ok.
Some people say this started on restaurants were you have to serve you own plate (I don’t know how it’s called in English but we call it Self service here, yes I know it’s a english word, but I don’t know if you can get it) basically you go and there’s a lot of food and you can choose what you eat and weight it, pay for it and eat… Some people say that later in the evening the started to serve pizza with what was left from the afternoon, but I don’t know about that it’s probably a myth. Today it’s not like that.
For my personal taste I think it’s too much filling (and I do like a pizza with a good amount of toppings), I don’t usually like that filled crust, but a lot of people like…
Things I would like to clarify:
Hard boiled eggs go well with pizza you just have to cut it well so the white part doesn’t get dried, one of my favorites it’s one with a sausage called calabresa(or ham), bacon and eggs
The white cream is CHEESE, it’s called catupiry it’s like cream cheese but a little bit on the saltier side. To be clear THIS IS NOT MAYO!!!!
I was on board until that fucking egg, fuck this guy, lock him up.
