THIS IS NOT GREEK SALAD-HERE IS WHY

They told you this was a Greek salad.
They lied.

Romaine lettuce. Canned olives.
Pre-crumbled fake feta.
You’re not sprinkling flavor — you’re sprinkling sadness.

This isn’t Greek salad — it’s branded chaos in a bowl.
Let me show you what actually belongs.

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If you’re ordering or serving Greek salad with romaine lettuce, olives from Macan, and feta crumbles, we need to talk. Roma, just a filler. And those olives, a disgrace to the olive tree. I can’t believe I bought it for a video. This is not a Greek salad. This is a Greek identity crisis on a plate. Tomatoes for the juice, cucumbers for the crunch, red onion for that punch. Cubanell pepper, mild and crisp, just like in Greece. Calamata olives for the salt with a pit, of course. and a black feta because Greek cheese doesn’t crumble under pressure. Greek olive oil, red wine vinegar, and real Greek wild oregano. Now, this is a real Greek salad. If you want meals like this in your fridge every week, or if you want to level up your menu in your restaurant, book me. I set the standards and I bring the flavor.