This looks like what an alien would make if you told them about pizza but they had never seen one.
The-Final-Reason
Is the pizza in the room with us?
Antrooper
IT IS RAWWWW!!!
WispyCombover
Has she ever actually seen a pizza, or is she from one of those amazonian tribes that has avoided all contact with the outside world until now?
ShapedLikeAnEgg
Is your girlfriend AI? This is what I imagine “pizza pie”looks like as an AI prompt
Jogi1811
Don’t want to be an a$$, but has your girlfriend ever seen a pizza in real life?
GamesFranco2819
Where the fuck are you from that this is the best interpretation of pizza that could be mustered? Like, has she never walked past a pizza joint and seen a picture of one? This looks like a tomato sauce tart with some deli ham thrown on top.
KingKniebel
Is your GF 5 years old?
XROOR
It’s not a homemade pizza unless you used *Bisquik*
the_rare_bear
Does she know what a pizza is?
Phaaze13
Have you tried explaining what a pizza is?
OrochiKarnov
Where is she from?
Montag_451
Sorry
Gorbanz
No she didn’t
Frostsorrow
I don’t believe this is real. There’s no way someone seriously thought pizza looked like this.
jsamuraij
No, she didn’t.
Gutts_on_Drugs
So how is the single life?
CD274
Is that an ashtray it’s in
_ak
Looks like an okayish torta salata once it’s baked.
FistedWaffles123456
what am i looking at
Apprehensive_Web803
Did she use an easy-bake oven to cook it?
OllieOllieOakTree
Is that an ashtray or a pie dish?
johnaross1990
Is she planning to cook that?
Amunrah357
Is she new on Earth?
OrcaFins
In the academic sense?
Nancyhasnopants
Mate, she didn’t try.
itsChrisW25
Is your girlfriend 4 years old ?
cochlearist
Is your girlfriend new to this planet?
Sean_theLeprachaun
No, she didn’t.
ZyXwVuTsRqPoNm123
Has she ever seen a pizza?
Fickle-Cap2953

pwndabeer
You think that is *trying*?
GrouchyDefinition463
Tell her to do better
Em0kit
IT’S NOT THAT HARD. (Tell your gf to never cook again)
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This looks like what an alien would make if you told them about pizza but they had never seen one.
Is the pizza in the room with us?
IT IS RAWWWW!!!
Has she ever actually seen a pizza, or is she from one of those amazonian tribes that has avoided all contact with the outside world until now?
Is your girlfriend AI? This is what I imagine “pizza pie”looks like as an AI prompt
Don’t want to be an a$$, but has your girlfriend ever seen a pizza in real life?
Where the fuck are you from that this is the best interpretation of pizza that could be mustered? Like, has she never walked past a pizza joint and seen a picture of one? This looks like a tomato sauce tart with some deli ham thrown on top.
Is your GF 5 years old?
It’s not a homemade pizza unless you used *Bisquik*
Does she know what a pizza is?
Have you tried explaining what a pizza is?
Where is she from?
Sorry
No she didn’t
I don’t believe this is real. There’s no way someone seriously thought pizza looked like this.
No, she didn’t.
So how is the single life?
Is that an ashtray it’s in
Looks like an okayish torta salata once it’s baked.
what am i looking at
Did she use an easy-bake oven to cook it?
Is that an ashtray or a pie dish?
Is she planning to cook that?
Is she new on Earth?
In the academic sense?
Mate, she didn’t try.
Is your girlfriend 4 years old ?
Is your girlfriend new to this planet?
No, she didn’t.
Has she ever seen a pizza?

You think that is *trying*?
Tell her to do better
IT’S NOT THAT HARD. (Tell your gf to never cook again)