Time to put pure capsaicin in the chocolate syrup I guess.
Zyriakster
Now that’s a blasphemy-book.
410757864531DEADCOPS
In all seriousness, isn’t this a bad message for a kid’s book? Children’s taste buds are picky enough without teaching them that foods they haven’t even tried are ‘yucky.’ *Green Eggs and Ham* is a classic because it teaches the opposite.
HumorTumorous
Disgusting propaganda from Big Chocolate. I took to spice very young, I remember being in elementary school and going to a party at my uncles. They had made Chile Colorado or something similar, and that shit was explosive spicy for me, but I loved it. I never looked back from there.
PS5touchedmethere
GoBackToLeddit
are you taking a dump?
Speshal_Snowflake
Prolly written by some gringo with a bland ass palette
Fun_Marionberry_8801
I mean, Oxi-Clean is yucky too, you know.
JemmaMimic
Cue the video of the toddler trying something spicy and going all wide-eyed, but refusing to spit it out.
thepirategod23
This some propaganda
nonconsenual_tickler
“Yucky” is not the same as spicy
pimpinspice
Anti spice propaganda
Ok-Impression-1091
Sauceism
storyfilms
I agree, but my 3 year old thinks it’s dead on… She licked one of my peppers, freaked out, grabbed a soda (she has never had soda), drank it super fast and because the bubbles… It shot out her nose! Funniest crap I had seen in a while!!!
SauerMetal
Big Chocolate backed by the Democratic Republic of Congo I fear is to blame.
Silly_Age_3675
My 7 year old son agrees with this book.
the-coolest-bob
My friend’s four year old once asked me “Is it good or is it spicy?” 😠
SnooPaintings5597
I always changed it for my kids 😄 hot sauce is yummy!
Financial-Tea420
I call that a half truth
AssistantManagerMan
“Chocolate sauce is yummy! Hot sauce is also yummy, but you have to work up to it and also it should be applied conservatively and on appropriate dishes when you’re just starting to try it out” was probably too long for the publisher, so they went with “hot sauce is yucky” instead.
ridethroughlife
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rushmc1
No wonder we’re where we are in society. No one is raising their kids right.
Sparkstalker
We had that book for my daughter when she was little. I used to change it to yum, and she’d try to correct me.
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Why are you reading baby books?
Time to put pure capsaicin in the chocolate syrup I guess.
Now that’s a blasphemy-book.
In all seriousness, isn’t this a bad message for a kid’s book? Children’s taste buds are picky enough without teaching them that foods they haven’t even tried are ‘yucky.’ *Green Eggs and Ham* is a classic because it teaches the opposite.
Disgusting propaganda from Big Chocolate. I took to spice very young, I remember being in elementary school and going to a party at my uncles. They had made Chile Colorado or something similar, and that shit was explosive spicy for me, but I loved it. I never looked back from there.
are you taking a dump?
Prolly written by some gringo with a bland ass palette
I mean, Oxi-Clean is yucky too, you know.
Cue the video of the toddler trying something spicy and going all wide-eyed, but refusing to spit it out.
This some propaganda
“Yucky” is not the same as spicy
Anti spice propaganda
Sauceism
I agree, but my 3 year old thinks it’s dead on… She licked one of my peppers, freaked out, grabbed a soda (she has never had soda), drank it super fast and because the bubbles… It shot out her nose! Funniest crap I had seen in a while!!!
Big Chocolate backed by the Democratic Republic of Congo I fear is to blame.
My 7 year old son agrees with this book.
My friend’s four year old once asked me “Is it good or is it spicy?” 😠
I always changed it for my kids 😄 hot sauce is yummy!
I call that a half truth
“Chocolate sauce is yummy! Hot sauce is also yummy, but you have to work up to it and also it should be applied conservatively and on appropriate dishes when you’re just starting to try it out” was probably too long for the publisher, so they went with “hot sauce is yucky” instead.
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No wonder we’re where we are in society. No one is raising their kids right.
We had that book for my daughter when she was little. I used to change it to yum, and she’d try to correct me.