May I recommend slicing it into medallions and plating it possibly with a little bit of parsley or something, you can’t just whip it out in peoples faces
DrNinnuxx
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
GrizzlyDust
I’m happy you’re happy
VexTheTielfling
Definitely a hog of sorts
Oldmanwickles
Sous-deek
HumongousBelly
Everything’s reminds me of them…
Charirner
Look at the size of that hog.
scaddycat93
It’s a bicep! That’s a meal fit for a boys night in the party mansion!
rakondo

PourSomeSmegmaInMe
Nice hog!
FieldOfFox
The Man with the Golden Shlong
CaptSpacePants

JustFizzyPrincess
Cock Loin
azdcaz
This thing fucks.
dudSpudson
What up!
Herecomethefleet
I’m sure that’s a very nice pork sword.
ElPadero
WHAT UP!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion (Nothing sexual). Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, ¡Nothing Sexual!
dmisfit21
You’re looking at it wrong. It’s supposed to be a pumped fist.
Real_Big_Shrimp
Everything reminds me of him…
Senator_Christmas
Are you actually the prop master for eXistenZ 2?
55TEE55

You happen to be looking for other cool guys to hang out in your party mansion?
34 Comments
Pork loin or yak penis?
I don’t even know where to start with this one.

Someone is gonna get porked tonight!
I’ll give it my A.
r/mildlypenis
That looks like pork to me

God it truly looks like something else
i thought it was an ancient dildo
I’m fucking not.
Shloin
Very Satisfied, huh?
May I recommend slicing it into medallions and plating it possibly with a little bit of parsley or something, you can’t just whip it out in peoples faces
r/DontPutThatInYourAss
I’m happy you’re happy
Definitely a hog of sorts
Sous-deek
Everything’s reminds me of them…
Look at the size of that hog.
It’s a bicep! That’s a meal fit for a boys night in the party mansion!

Nice hog!
The Man with the Golden Shlong

Cock Loin
This thing fucks.
What up!
I’m sure that’s a very nice pork sword.
WHAT UP!!! We’re three cool guys looking for other cool guys to hang out in our party mansion (Nothing sexual).
Dudes in good shape
encouraged. If you’re fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.
Again, ¡Nothing Sexual!
You’re looking at it wrong. It’s supposed to be a pumped fist.
Everything reminds me of him…
Are you actually the prop master for eXistenZ 2?

You happen to be looking for other cool guys to hang out in your party mansion?