potatoes, black beans, bell pepper, onion, lettuce, cilantro, and a shit ton of sour cream. i feel like the sour cream is what really pushes it over the edge into shit town. do i get bonus points for eating it in bed
by smallcilantro
48 Comments
ShopwornShortcut
I can tell.
YourLaCroixxxwife
I think you might be deficient something? 🤔
Strawberry-Hepburn
It’s like an omelette, except instead of eggs, it’s pungent, sour, fermented milk.
Bonegirl06
Tell us who we can call to do a wellness check
ItsSpacePants
What’s your opinion on protein?
persnickety69
Wait it’s like a baked potato salad this sounds delicious
Mckdomc01
If things were different I’d say Tats and tater tots but alas. You get 5 points for the meal. 2 for eating in bed. and 3 points for the thigh tats.
lapisnyazuli
I was okay until you mentioned the cilantro. That thing literally makes me want to throw up.
Sharktooth134
A fellow sour cream lover 👋🏽
Gorburger67
This sounds amazing, loaded baked potato slop
Consistent-Flight-20
Those tats told me everything I needed to know.
SlowSurr
Throw some jalapenos and cheese on that and give me a bowl!
07368683
There’s no way this could be consumed anywhere but in bed.
AsparagusOverall8454
Just need some cheese and salsa
lego_not_legos
It’s not recommended to consume food one has regurgitated at all, let alone twice.
TechnoLitJay
Ew
StupidMario64
Literally just throw in a smidge of bacon and some shredded cheese and youre fucking GOLDEN. Maybe some creole and cajun?
Definitely tomatoes (entirely optional)
bloogerglooby
not saying it would taste better but if ya subbed out sour cream for a plain yogurt, you might not be in dookiesville after every meal.
TyranitarusMack
Sick ass panther tho
AntLoversPizza
Sick ass panther
lordclosequaad
Would
drcmr
Yeah but if you drop it on the sheets it’s -100
Hot_Cash5989
Some of the best tasting homemade dishes look hellish. Enjoy yourself.
Apprehensive_Bee3327
Add some grilled chicken, subtract the cilantro and I’d devour this.
Nosaja_adjacenT
Is r/shittyfoodporn like a catch-all for like stoner food and comfort food? I find that here more than anything actually shitty. I mean come on, even the felines on your legs are clawing to get some!
DryMeet944
Sour cream is pretty bomb.
Prime_Galactic
So did you get one panther tattoo and decide, “fuck I really need another one, but this time striped.” Or was it always the plan to do two. (With love)
WJSpade
Sounds delicious! I’d probably add some chicken, bacon, and shredded cheese.
Reasonable_Editor600
Bonus points for the tattoos too.
Ok_Wasabi_9512
Only thing I’d change is the addition of fritos.
akima
SAP
Cum_balls_burger
this looks great?
ThreeApproaches
Poor mother
Gamestonkape
Call hospital
caryn1477
Add some cheese and jalapenos and I’m in!
echoes315
Add a protein and whip your sour cream with some spices and this is just a nice little bowl that’s healthy and tasty.
VincentLamarCarter
Wow this would go great with some feta cheese and hot sauce.
spacegreninja
yeah we love toddler slop
Anonymous__Paul
It’s like Chipotle with potatoes instead of rice🤔
Add some meat and you might have something here…
cyclorphan
I’d have to add some heat, maybe some diced jalapeno if one isn’t super into spiciness.
But while it looks like a bowl that should not be described, I could see it being tasty.
Also, bonus for nice tats.. And gams.
I am having trouble placing that art but I am pretty certain I’ve seen it many times. What is the source?
RavenMarvel
It sounded great until you added all that sour cream lol if it had some hot sauce I would still eat it.
Ginoman1ac
Take bigger bites.
KderNacht
Miserere nostri, Domine. Miserere nostri.
MoreAnimals
Sometimes I wish that the comments could just be photos of our faces reacting to what we’re seeing. my face: 😟
christmasspices
try adding tomatoes to it too, my fav salad growing up was onion, cucumber, tomato, spring onions and sour cream with dill.
Goes well with fried potaters and u can add radish or fresh greens to the salad as well, just let the salad sit for ~30 min and make sure u add ur salt n pepper before u let it sit, 10/10, would devour every day of the week.
leonoricOrn
I don’t know whether to call this a potato thing or a salad but I’m all for consuming this
48 Comments
I can tell.
I think you might be deficient something? 🤔
It’s like an omelette, except instead of eggs, it’s pungent, sour, fermented milk.
Tell us who we can call to do a wellness check
What’s your opinion on protein?
Wait it’s like a baked potato salad this sounds delicious
If things were different I’d say Tats and tater tots but alas. You get 5 points for the meal. 2 for eating in bed. and 3 points for the thigh tats.
I was okay until you mentioned the cilantro. That thing literally makes me want to throw up.
A fellow sour cream lover 👋🏽
This sounds amazing, loaded baked potato slop
Those tats told me everything I needed to know.
Throw some jalapenos and cheese on that and give me a bowl!
There’s no way this could be consumed anywhere but in bed.
Just need some cheese and salsa
It’s not recommended to consume food one has regurgitated at all, let alone twice.
Ew
Literally just throw in a smidge of bacon and some shredded cheese and youre fucking GOLDEN. Maybe some creole and cajun?
Definitely tomatoes (entirely optional)
not saying it would taste better but if ya subbed out sour cream for a plain yogurt, you might not be in dookiesville after every meal.
Sick ass panther tho
Sick ass panther
Would
Yeah but if you drop it on the sheets it’s -100
Some of the best tasting homemade dishes look hellish. Enjoy yourself.
Add some grilled chicken, subtract the cilantro and I’d devour this.
Is r/shittyfoodporn like a catch-all for like stoner food and comfort food? I find that here more than anything actually shitty. I mean come on, even the felines on your legs are clawing to get some!
Sour cream is pretty bomb.
So did you get one panther tattoo and decide, “fuck I really need another one, but this time striped.” Or was it always the plan to do two. (With love)
Sounds delicious! I’d probably add some chicken, bacon, and shredded cheese.
Bonus points for the tattoos too.
Only thing I’d change is the addition of fritos.
SAP
this looks great?
Poor mother
Call hospital
Add some cheese and jalapenos and I’m in!
Add a protein and whip your sour cream with some spices and this is just a nice little bowl that’s healthy and tasty.
Wow this would go great with some feta cheese and hot sauce.
yeah we love toddler slop
It’s like Chipotle with potatoes instead of rice🤔
Add some meat and you might have something here…
I’d have to add some heat, maybe some diced jalapeno if one isn’t super into spiciness.
But while it looks like a bowl that should not be described, I could see it being tasty.
Also, bonus for nice tats.. And gams.
I am having trouble placing that art but I am pretty certain I’ve seen it many times. What is the source?
It sounded great until you added all that sour cream lol if it had some hot sauce I would still eat it.
Take bigger bites.
Miserere nostri, Domine. Miserere nostri.
Sometimes I wish that the comments could just be photos of our faces reacting to what we’re seeing. my face: 😟
try adding tomatoes to it too, my fav salad growing up was onion, cucumber, tomato, spring onions and sour cream with dill.
Goes well with fried potaters and u can add radish or fresh greens to the salad as well, just let the salad sit for ~30 min and make sure u add ur salt n pepper before u let it sit, 10/10, would devour every day of the week.
I don’t know whether to call this a potato thing or a salad but I’m all for consuming this
I’m drooling
Those tattoos look sick