This is like the scramble version of an omelette, but a calzone
Some_Ad_6511
Whoever served you this hates you
Thisistheguy26
Wondering how much you paid for that
Daytripsummitbagging
More like Cal-no! (Pause for chuckles)
Halliwel96
Did an alien chest burst it?
Lumanarous
Refund, if they wont refund through the bank. This is not food
ZazkzJs
A calzone blend or add some milk to get a calzone milkshake.
N7riseSSJ
Did they forget to assemble it?
Feet-on-land
A “calzone” is a mobster that is hiding secrets. Keeps everything wrapped up…like a rat. Me and Vinny ran into him at the my local deli. This is what’s left of him.
Zealousideal-Let-849
Nailed it
Powerful-Chemist888
pizza diaper
yy98755
That’s an abomination.
r/pizzacrimes
True-Armadillo8626
Blasphemy!!!!!!!
The1thatg0tawaylol
this is stressing me out
Skippystl
Don’t get caught with a whack calzone
rybaxter80
This is precisely what I came here for
guysitsausername
Fun-Mud3861
Do they say “Go long” instead of “Order up” when your food is ready?
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Someone really mangled that
Calzone. From a deli?
Holy god damn shit.
“…From my local deli’s dumpster.”
Bro about to start covid-25
They dissected the fucking thing
This is like the scramble version of an omelette, but a calzone
Whoever served you this hates you
Wondering how much you paid for that
More like Cal-no! (Pause for chuckles)
Did an alien chest burst it?
Refund, if they wont refund through the bank. This is not food
A calzone blend or add some milk to get a calzone milkshake.
Did they forget to assemble it?
A “calzone” is a mobster that is hiding secrets. Keeps everything wrapped up…like a rat. Me and Vinny ran into him at the my local deli. This is what’s left of him.
Nailed it
pizza diaper
That’s an abomination.
r/pizzacrimes
Blasphemy!!!!!!!
this is stressing me out
Don’t get caught with a whack calzone
This is precisely what I came here for
Do they say “Go long” instead of “Order up” when your food is ready?
