Can we just call it a meat & cheese flatbread? This is gonna sell!
LMB_mook
I would let them off with a caution for the cheese, but it doesn’t actually look that bad.
Optimus-Slime-69
American cheese on pizza is a major offense!! Life sentencing mandatory
CardiologistPlus8488
sigh… would smash
Delta9312
This is clearly a case of mistaken identity. This is an open-face sandwich. No pizza, no pizza crime.
CarcosaRorschach
I don’t care whether or not this is “pizza”, I want one in my belly right now. That looks absolutely delicious.
ChanglingBlake
Not a pizza.
Therefore guilty of impersonation.
Icy-Yew-0837
This crime stabs deep
LegallyPetty95
Full acquittal if you disassociate it with pizza
TJSwoboda
(votes guilty) (would still eat)
Upset_Assumption9610
If that’s american cheese…that’s the crime, otherwise, meh, I’d eat it
Expensive-Safe-6820
That looks like America cheese
UniqueImprovement820
ironsights_
Impersonating a pizza is a petty missemeanor at worst. Throw out the case and gimme a slice of whatever that is.
AtlasNL
Good start, they definitely need to learn how to make a proper thin crust (instead of just putting toppings on the dough ball) and switch out the plastic “cheese” for some actual cheese and they’re golden tbh.
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tasty
kawiz03
Sliced american cheese???
Timo_Tim
OP here, in my defense, this was an act of desperation at 3am and I had no more proper cheese! Not to mention my first attempt!
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“Pizza”
That’s just a flat cheese steak… would.
I would eat it 😋
Give me two of this!!
Can we just call it a meat & cheese flatbread? This is gonna sell!
I would let them off with a caution for the cheese, but it doesn’t actually look that bad.
American cheese on pizza is a major offense!! Life sentencing mandatory
sigh… would smash
This is clearly a case of mistaken identity. This is an open-face sandwich. No pizza, no pizza crime.
I don’t care whether or not this is “pizza”, I want one in my belly right now. That looks absolutely delicious.
Not a pizza.
Therefore guilty of impersonation.
This crime stabs deep
Full acquittal if you disassociate it with pizza
(votes guilty)
(would still eat)
If that’s american cheese…that’s the crime, otherwise, meh, I’d eat it
That looks like America cheese
Impersonating a pizza is a petty missemeanor at worst. Throw out the case and gimme a slice of whatever that is.
Good start, they definitely need to learn how to make a proper thin crust (instead of just putting toppings on the dough ball) and switch out the plastic “cheese” for some actual cheese and they’re golden tbh.
tasty
Sliced american cheese???
OP here, in my defense, this was an act of desperation at 3am and I had no more proper cheese! Not to mention my first attempt!
Looks dry. Misdemeanor offense
[No One Can Decide What Pizza Is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPnkoRPwHo)
Is it behind whatever the hell that’s supposed to be
a misdemeanor at best
Always the same idiotic jokes. Always the same, so f boring.