For years, I have not known what was in the Christmastime fish, but I just got the recipe from my mom. It is NOT ambrosia. It is NOT frogeye salad. It's instead a similar salad made of cottage cheese. That's where its lumpiness comes from. Also, no coconut, I guess? Recipe included.
by freshstrawbebbies
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This is so upsetting.
Salad 💀
What’s the matter babe, you’ve only eaten half of your cheese-snake?
Americans truly abuse the word ‘salad’
So this is just sweet cottage cheese with pineapple ? Eh I mean I’d eat it.
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This is extremely high calorie, but also protein rich! It should taste good, honestly.
The most surprising part of this recipe is that it’s mayonnaise-free. Cottage cheese is used in dessert recipes and really not that weird.
why did they halve everything excepr the heavy cream
I’m midwest but I’m not this midwest
That’s okay, we know better now and it begs to be ambrosia.
Why is it always fucking pineapple in these abominations
thank you for translating the secrets of the ancient recipe text
I live for this crap. I love the lime jello with the drained cottage cheese and pecans in it too.
I’d whip the cottage cheese and make it smoother. This probably knocks
Oh my god.
What are the eyes made of
Basically cheesecake. Piña colada cheesecake is one of the best kinds. Don’t understand all the hate.
Actually knowing what UT actually is it still sounds quite tasty.
Disappointed and inspired ✨
…not gonna lie, I want to taste this.
It’s a custard panna cotta mixed with meringue and cottage cheese.
Normally these gelatin “salads” are pretty wild, but I can see this being good! All the flavors make sense together.
What if we made ambrosia salad less tasty and more unsettling.
Pineapple and cottage cheese is a fairly classic combo
Chees-eel.
I don’t know why it’s shaped like a fish, but after reading the recipe I’d have seconds!
Knowing it isn’t ambrosia doesn’t make it better 😂
I really want to try it but I also really don’t want to try it at the same time 😂