If someone pulled this on you what you doing

18 Comments

1. 

   jimcreighton12 2 months ago

   Cutting my tongue

2. 

   HappySpam 2 months ago

   Look ’em dead in the eye and say “Something’s fishy about your blade.”

3. 

   CrustyDecellion 2 months ago

   Trying to buy it off them.

4. 

   AliveList8495 2 months ago

   Getting the hot sauce ready.

5. 

   Such-Corgi-8869 2 months ago

   Throw a can of sardines at them

6. 

   Obtain_the_Crown 2 months ago

   The fabled Carptana. Nothing to do but pray its painless

7. 

   Educational_Ad_8916 2 months ago

   Ah. The weapon of the Imperial Sard-ukar.

8. 

   Ancient-Chinglish 2 months ago

   asking if they need me to be kaishakunin

9. 

   Deep_Frosting_6328 2 months ago

   Spending my final moments thinking about how much we would have enjoyed one another’s company in another time.

10. 

    Sunnyjim333 2 months ago

    Fish heads, fish heads, rolly polly fish heads, eat them up yummm.

11. 

    rak363 2 months ago

    I asked for a sardine fork not a sardine knife!

12. 

    First_Strain7065 2 months ago

    Open a letter, duh.

13. 

    Diela1968 2 months ago

    Is there a sword shaped like a pack of crackers?

14. 

    smallestpigever 2 months ago

    You know I’m sucking on it crazy style immediately

15. 

    dumb_binch666 2 months ago

    Getting filleted

16. 

    Tinned_Fish_Tyler 2 months ago

    That’s a cutlass if I’ve ever seen one 😅

17. 

    Hotsider 2 months ago

    Pick it apart. Find a like spine or something? Take a pic of it and like, ask you guys if it’s icky. OMG bones you guys!

18. 

    DaniRojas_NaNaNa 2 months ago

    Totally carp in my pants