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Episode 2 Chapters:
0:00 V99 (V1) Intro
0:38 V100 (V2) Fixed
1:40 V101 (V3)
2:33 V102 (V4)
4:03 V103 (V5)
5:40 V104 (V6)
6:48 V105 (V7)
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12:57 V111 (V13)
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19:39 V119 (V21)
20:56 V120 (V22)
21:57 V121 (V23)
22:52 V122 (V23)
23:46 V123 (V25)
24:42 V124 (V26)
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26:20 V126 (V28)
26:46 V127 (V29)
27:40 V128 (V30)
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29:19 V130 (V32)
30:02 V131 (V33)
30:27 V132 (V34)
30:48 V133 (V35)
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31:43 V135 (V37)
32:26 V136 (V38)
33:08 V137 (V39)
33:44 V138 (V40)
34:45 V139 (V41)
35:35 V140 (V42)
36:33 V141 (V43)
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44:48 V151 (V53)
45:28 V152 (V54)
46:18 V153 (V55)
47:16 V154 (V56)
47:48 V155 (V57)
48:38 V156 (V58)
49:31 V157 (V59)
49:52 V158 (V60)
50:49 V159 (V61)

Which one do you have? I told you to take these because I told you to take this one by any chance? Oh, why don’t you check this? I told you to take the one on sale. Take the one on sale. You took this one that you don’t even have. How much did you pay for it? How much did you pay for it? You paid €6 for this one. Do you realize? €6, look at that. One. Instead, there was the one on sale for €2.99 that gave you two. That’s because you don’t check, you don’t care, I’m the idiot who pays every time. He also took the bag. He couldn’t have picked it up with the bag, right? Always. Look, I can’t make you do anything every time. You get up late, it’s always the same story every day. He doesn’t pack his stuff the night before, he has to be late for school. Always. But I still have to tell you it’s late, I’m coming downstairs. Where’s the PE thing? And shut up. But what the hell, remember the English dictionary for the test. What? You have to remember the English dictionary. Zion English and the flute. Oh, the flute for music class. Look, this is because you don’t prepare the stuff the night before, every single day it’s the same story. Every day. Stuff that can even rain. Get an umbrella. Hey, my teacher. Can I go to the bathroom? I have permission. I don’t care. Luca, Luca. Oh. Ah, I don’t understand. Bring me the diary and I’ll write the note. No, no, no, no, oh. Tiziana, hi. Listen, I can’t find my orgasm bin anymore. The collection people came by this morning, are you doing? What? Wait a minute. What are you doing? Get out of here. Wait a minute. Oh, I was telling you about the orgasm bin. They didn’t take it from me this morning, look. Hey, I don’t know, look. But how do I know? It’s a disgrace. A disgrace. Look what I have to tell you. Look at the utter disgust. Tiziana. Oh, look where my charger is. In the white cabinet. My charger in the white cabinet in your bedroom. Daniele, if it gets there, I’ll throw it in your face right now when I find it. Look. But why did I then pass for the idiot who can’t find things the way I always do. Oh, right. Well , what is this? Oh, it wasn’t there before. Oh, it wasn’t there. Oh, it wasn’t there. It wasn’t there, you idiot. What are you doing? Oh, you still don’t know how to fold t-shirts? Move over, come on, it’s bothering me. Move over. Look at me, okay? Take the t-shirt and fold it. Oh, take and fold this one. Look, look at me. Take and fold it. Look, are you looking at me? Look, look. Take and fold it. Oh! Ah, that’s how you do the dishes. Ah, that’s how you do the dishes. Look at what. What are you putting in there? You don’t have to put that product in there. No, move over, move over, I’ll do it. Come on, move over. What are you doing? Oh, what are you doing? I’m petting a seagull, I’m sweeping the broom. What am I doing? What is this, sweeping the table? Ah, that’s how you sweep the table. Give it to me. Come on, come on. What if there wasn’t something and you got angry? Sure. Why, how do you do it? Ah, you do it like shit. You do it every time and then I always have to sweep it again. What are you doing? What are you doing? But that’s how I taught you to make your bed. That’s how I taught you. Look, move over and I’ll do it. Move over. Look, you can’t do anything. Get married, come on. But what are you doing now? What are you still doing? I’m cleaning the table, it’s dirty. But that’s how you clean the table. Ah, with that rag. Leave it, leave it all like that. Leave it all like that, I’ll do it. Leave it all like that. Where did you see me cleaning the table with that rag? I can’t do it. And where could they have been? Ah, on the couch watching TV. On the couch, you’re good at that, oh, no one who ever helps me here at home of their own free will starts doing something at home. Why does she always have to think about the idiot, right? I always have to think about these things. No one ever helps me in this house. Oh, it’s going nowhere, he said. No, no, nothing, nothing. Every time in this house there must be some idiot who leaves my bathroom all pissed on. Oh, it happens every time. Who’s the pig who went in last and splashed pee all over the toilet? Oh, who’s the pig? Oh, who’s the disgusting one? No one, right? Oh, it’s never anyone in this house. Oh, the ghost! It was the ghost. You’re disgusting, you’re disgusting. Who ate pasta with fresh cherry tomatoes? Then he also added browned onion. He also added parmesan cheese and drank a glass of Coke. Oh, who really was without parmesan cheese. Without parmesan cheese, right? Oh, indeed. But how did I find out? I’m not your man. How did I find out? All right. And then I told you a thousand times that you shouldn’t touch Coca-Cola, that if someone comes over, what do I give them to drink? Wait, wait. [Slippers] Mom, I’m going to go for a swim. Hey, what did you eat before coming to the beach? Well, I ate a tiny piece of poop. So, you can go for a swim in three hours, right? Yeah, yeah. But what else? Did you also eat a tiny piece of candy? But you can go for a swim in five hours, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But did you eat anything else? No, yeah. So, five hours of So, I’m going to play with the other kids here. Wait, come on, I’ll put some cream on you. No, not cream. You’re not going to play, otherwise. Come on. Okay, then I can go now. Wait, where are you going? Also put on your goggles, your hat, your armbands, and your donut. Come on, I’m just playing. Daniele, don’t make me angry, otherwise you won’t go. Do you want to play with me? No. And what’s this? And what’s this? A t-shirt. You can be funny too. You can be funny too. This one. This one needs to be put back. It should be folded and put back. This series shouldn’t be left. Okay? It should be put in the closet. Folded and put in the closet. Okay. Oh, sure, there’s the idiot at home, there’s the slave who does everything. Oh, I mean, you’ll see the day I leave home , you’ll see, I really want to see how you’ll end this. I really want to see how you’ll end this. Look, you’re making me feel bad. Look, you’re making me feel bad. You don’t even realize how bad you’re making me feel. You’re at home and you make lunch, you cook and you clean, you do the shopping, you’ll see, you’ll see, you’ll see, eh. You’ll see, you’ll see, what happens? You’ll see. If I see you with stuff lying around again, he’ll throw it out the window. I don’t care. [Phone rings] Hey, Tiziana, hey, wait, I’ll call you back in a bit. Wait, wait. Have you finished your homework? No. And why? I don’t know how to do this. Can’t you do these? Can’t you do them? Daniele has interviews tomorrow. Oh, I don’t want to go and make a fool of myself like every time. Ah! Ah! Look at this stupid homework he can’t do. Ah, what are you going to school for? Look at what you can’t do. Ignorant, huh? Ignorant you are. Look, Daniele, what are we sending you to school for, look. Such an ignorant son. Oh! What do you think, always ignorant? Right? Look, if we don’t do your homework for you, we… Oh, look. Good evening, good morning, good night. You are Daniele’s parents. Daniele Cabras. Daniele Cabras. Daniele, thank goodness you came. Yes. How’s Dani and his homework going? Yeah, he graded his homework too, and Daniele needs a special program. Ah, but why is he so good? No, because he’s too stupid. In the homework I assigned, he wrote that the cardinal points are the eyes, nose, and mouth. The child needs to be looked after, ma’am. Yes, he needs to be treated. He wrote that 7 times 3 equals 4. Oh, it wasn’t less. No, the boy has problems. This gentleman was seriously ill. He was treated. He also wrote to me that politics in Italy is a metamorphosis of conflicting ideas because we live in a democratic country. This was the correct answer, not the one she gave. Okay, same thing. The child needs to be treated. And no, we will treat him. Yes. Since when… Where are you going? To the bathroom. I just cleaned it, so I don’t care. I don’t care. But why did you wet the floor? Even… Okay, there’s always the slave here who does everything. Sure. And go, go there, go, cook and do this. Where am I going to do it? I don’t care. You don’t go where you want. Not here. Okay. And I just washed him. Oh, sure, there’s always the slave here, look. Look, I’m tired of following you, always doing things for you. Every time, every time, you do nothing, nothing. Go and dirty my bathroom, that’s it, that’s it. Look, do some low blood pressure too. Look, I’m sweating. But it’s dirty, I mean, I’ll throw it at your forehead, I don’t care. I told you, go later. And don’t make me angry. The slap here, eh. I mean, easy. There’s the slave here who does everything. I mean, there’s sc No. Andre, Andre. What? Oh, why [__] come on Why can I go to the bathroom? Oh, I’m asked to go to the bathroom. Come on, delete me, come on, please, delete me, please. Please. Here I am. Thanks Daniele, you can go back to your seat. Guys, I said I would call someone for the test today. Let’s see what number comes up. 39, 9+3=12 So, I’ll record. What number am I? Giulia. I mean, come on Giulia. He starts crying. So, Giulia, tell me a little about the topic we discussed earlier. Why are you crying? My stomach hurts and you haven’t been able to study. Go, go, go, go, go. Let’s call someone else. Sure, I’ll go. Sure, I’ll go. 55 10 Daniele, come. Oh, sure. Guys, let’s play a game, all right, let’s challenge the sea to make the biggest waves. Come on, come on, have courage. Come on, Mar. Do it. Come on, strong, stronger. You are courage. Come on, come on, come on. If there’s courage. Not courage. Come on. You don’t have the courage. Come on, come on. We won. Oh, I want to give you a gift. A gift? What is it? Another bracelet. Here. How nice. You never give them to me. Then I’ll give them to you too, I promise. So, with this bracelet you have the power to swim faster and even beat the girls if We have to challenge them. Yes, I’m going to take a bath now. Come on. Okay. Mom, can I go take a bath? Did you eat anything before coming? I only ate one candy. So you have to wait three days before doing anything? I only ate one. I said three days. Daniele, don’t make me angry. Daniele, let’s make it seven days, so at least we’re more relaxed. Because where are you going? Oh, to the bathroom. I mean, now that we have to clear the table, you have to go to the bathroom, right? Like every day. How do I feel now? I mean, yeah, sure. You feel now. Of course, I’m waiting for you anyway. I don’t do anything until you choose now. Yes, yes. No, I’m not kidding. That’s it, okay. So next time you’ll learn to behave better. Why? Why? Why? What a shitty figure I’m making now? What a shitty figure I’m making. Try asking me for a favor, I won’t do any. Try. No, I’m not going out anymore. My mom’s not feeling well and I want to stay home. All right, have fun. Bye. Watch out, watch out, behind the tree, behind the tree, behind. Okay, Gig bro, you still have to stick with these video games for a while. You’ve been at it for 4 hours. Oh, but why don’t you go play outside for a bit? Go play with Luca. He’s playing with Luca. He just put it in. Watch out, bro, watch out bro. Behind, behind the tree. Behind. Big guy, he put it in his headphones. Dad, if you’re really cringe. Italo, Italo, Italo. Go, go, go. Italo, Italo, Italo, go. Nothing. It must be Mariangela’s son. Italo from Pisa. I don’t know. No, no, bro, come here, come inside the house so we can pee. And Luca has to come here to pee. Oh, he can’t pee at his house. Damn, you’re a boomer now. You don’t understand our terminology. Really, watch out, watch out. Here. So, why did he kill me? Why? Look how nervous he’s become because of these video games. But where did he get the nervousness from? I don’t. Oh, just now that I’ve mopped up, you have to come through. And who knows where he really got it from. In here. Yes. We’re here. Forge, I’ve established contact. Localized construction. Ah. Ah, up to the kitchen, where a curve blocked them, thus preventing the water from continuing to flow and consequently forcing it to go back up the sink. Would you like to turn the water back on throughout the building? pi gamb Continue, continue. T ta T. Oh, are you ready? Yes, I’m spa. Can you call me back on the cut? Look. Oh, are you done? Shut up, everyone can see me. But what if… Do you think they’re thinking of looking at you? Hurry up, I have a lot of things to do still. Ah, for goodness’ sake, look. Mom, mom, mom, I had to, done. Yeah, come on. Okay, they’re doing great. Come on, hurry up. But I don’t like the way it is. Come on, come on. I don’t like it. But will you buy it for me? Put it back right where you found it. Come on, please. Put it back right now. Where did you find it? Just one. Daniele, don’t make me angry. Don’t make me angry. Once I ask you for something, you never buy me anything. Put it back at home. Let’s figure it out. Anna, I have to go out with Anna. I have to go out with Anna. I have to go out with Anna. I have to go out with Anna. No, it’s true. But why Hello? Hello? Anna, hi. I can’t go out today. Oh, why? Because I have to help my mom clean the green beans. Oh, okay, never mind. Can we go out tomorrow? Okay, tomorrow. Okay. Bye. Bye. Or I’ll make you disappear, you fucking bastard. Bye Anna. Bye. Do you know that yesterday it wasn’t true that I had to clean the green beans? I got a pimple and I didn’t want to look bad in front of you, so No, but you shouldn’t have worried, of course. But you’re ugly anyway. Hey, sh. Oh no! Hey! Stop it, stop it! Everyone’s looking at you. Stop it! Look, look, who’s calling now? Who? Give it to me! Give it to me! Tiziana, hi. Hi. I’m at the hairdresser. I took the baby. I took the baby to the hairdresser. I took the baby to the hairdresser. Yes, wait, I’ll call you back later. I’ll call you back later. [Cries] I can’t stand you anymore. I’m going out. Are you going out again? Oh, but you haven’t gone out either. But it hasn’t been for a long time. You’re always out and about. You’re always out and about. You’re never home. When you’re at home, it’s like you’re not there. Always with your phone in your hand. It’s not true. Why don’t you move in with your friends? You’re always with them anyway. Go, go, go, go, go. Remember that this house isn’t a hotel, eh. I’m not your slave here who does everything. I don’t care. I don’t care. Go, go, go. So, so … that you’re back. Yes, yes, yes, okay. Oh, yes. See you later. I’ll close the door, look. Yes, okay. It’s impossible to ask for a helping hand here, right? Oh, as usual. Oh, right. Wait a minute. Wait. Yes. What? Wait a minute. Oh, as always, because in the end I always have to do everything. If you let me finish something, I always have to take things down, the decorations, the tree. Always everything by myself. Of course. Wait. Yes, wait a minute. I’m taking it down now. Not later now. Because you won’t do it later anyway, you won’t help me anyway. You have a slave anyway, right? You have a slave who does everything anyway. Look, this is the last year. I swear to you. This is the last year I’ll put up the tree, I’ll do anything for Christmas, because I’m tired. I’m tired. I always have to do everything myself. I always have to do everything myself. You never do anything. Look, look. Always with my cell phone in my hand, look. I swear I give her these things, okay? I give them all. Don’t look for recurring decorations anymore because I’m tired. I’m tired of being your little slave every time. Enough. Mom! Eh! I’m bored. Start studying. What’s wrong? I’m hungry. Eat some fruit. The bag was here. It was here. What’s wrong? Where’s the black bag? On top of the green armchair. It’s not there. What do you mean, it’s not there? No, see if I come and find it. See? Eh, come, come. It’s not in the green armchair, it’s not there. It was up there. It was up there, left here. And what is this? Oh, what is this? Ah, it wasn’t there before. Of course, I mean, it wasn’t there. It just appeared out of nowhere. That’s why you’re always with your cell phone in your hand, typing away and becoming everything. Look, I don’t even have to tell you. Not Oh, look, look at anything. But I’m not. Where are you going? Look, I just passed, I just passed the mop. Every time you pass when I pass the mop, you have to pass. Stay there for a moment. Stay there for a moment. On the sofa, walk on your toes, on the tips of your feet. Walk. Come on, move, I’ll have to go over the wet rags again. Look, I can’t stand being with my heels anymore. The toes or the heels? Decide on the front. You’re leaving me, look, Daniele, can I go? I can’t stand you anymore, eh. I can’t stand you anymore. Lift your feet. Lift your feet. Oh, look, I have to go get the remote control for a moment. Sit down for a moment. Watch out, you’re leaving footprints. I have to go over everything with the rag again. Look at me. Daniele! It’s impossible to ask for a helping hand here, right? Ah, as usual. Ah, true. Wait a moment. Wait. Yes. What? Wait a moment, eh, as always, because in the end I always have to do everything. If you let me finish something on the phone, I always have to take things down, the decorations, the tree. Always everything. Of course. Wait. Yes, wait a minute. I’m taking it down now, right now, not later, because you won’t do it later, you won’t help me later. You have a slave, right? You have a slave who does everything. Look, this is the last year. I swear to you, this is the last year I’ll put up the tree, I’ll do anything for Christmas, because I’m tired. I’m tired. I always have to do everything myself. I always have to do everything myself. You never do anything. Look, look. Always with my phone in my hand here, look. I swear I’ll give you these things, eh? I give them all. Don’t look for decorations anymore because I’m tired. I’m tired of being your little slave every time. Enough. Italy suffers the worst sporting defeat in history. What happened? The national team didn’t qualify for the World Cup this year either. Ouch! But the national football team, the one that won, oh, that one. Oh, between the years between the Azzurri and the national team, we won very little. Mancini is about to resign. That’s because you’re always with your phone in your hand, always. You don’t leave it for a second, eh. Please. See if he has to do it to me, make me walk around the table like an idiot. No, you have to do something to me. I don’t trust you. I have to tell you something. I won’t do anything to you. Stef, I have to tell you something. With that slipper in your hand, you have to tell me something. Tell it to me from there. Give it to me. I can hear you. Stop. So you don’t make me scream. Are you screaming already? Put that slipper on the floor in your face. I’ll fuck you if you don’t stay still. Okay, first. I don’t think all this is necessary. F. You just didn’t catch me. Come on, excuse me. Bye Giuri. No, you’re not bothering me. We were reviewing geography with Daniele. Ah, geography is great. Bye Daniele. Bye. Hey, how are you? Good. Geography is difficult, isn’t it? Eh, it’s complicated. Yes. Eh, this suitcase still has to be here. I just gave me 5 minutes? Yes, 5 minutes. 5 minutes. Are you there? How long have you been here? You know you’re here yet, you haven’t deigned to unpack, if you give me 5 minutes? Yes, yes, of course, I mean, you go have fun. There’s the idiot at home who does everything. But I always have to think about everything, always think about everything. You don’t even bother unpacking your suitcase, I mean, if I come back here and see it, I’ll throw it out the window. I don’t care, she doesn’t look at me, I’m tired, I’m tired. There’s the slave who does everything anyway, she even has to wash your clothes and then she has to dry them too. Sure. I mean, what, what are you saying? It’s not true, but what I’m saying is not true. I’m stupid, therefore I’m stupid, therefore the day I leave this house, then I laugh. Then I laugh. You’ll see, you’ll see. Look, every time that charger has to disappear. Every time it has to disappear. Who knows who could have touched the charger. I mean, every time… What is it? Where’s my charger? Yours, my charger, the one from my phone. I absolutely haven’t touched your charger. You’re the one who touches things. You’re the one. I have mine. I don’t care about yours. Gua, check your room. You definitely left some there. No, it’s not there. I didn’t check. It’s not there. Check carefully, you’re so messy. You can’t even find things. You check. It’s there anyway. I mean, it’s not there. If you look, it’s not there. It’s not there. I’m telling you, it’s not there. Clean your feet well, you’ll get my car dirty. Fine, give me your feet, give me your feet. dirty. So, wash for free with the white part, turn the cloth, carbon fiber, it dries in a flash, without wasting time, without effort, quickly, it doesn’t leave streaks, it doesn’t leave marks, it doesn’t leave streaks, but for windows, the man is truly extraordinary. At home, you use all the products you want. If you’re allergic, perhaps to the products, even just use water. white part, use it to wash and degrease. black part more to say than to… I don’t know you, but I know this thing happens more at your house. What are you doing? Is the pan ruining? Use the wooden spoon. What do you care? The idiot has to buy the pans again anyway. What do you care? Nothing. Nothing. Come here. Where are you? Where are you going? Stop! What are you doing? What did I tell you not to do? So- so. Stay still, stay still. Stay still. You have to stay still here. Quack, quack! Come here. I don’t know you, but I know this happens at your house the most. I won’t buy you fruit anymore, okay? I won’t buy you any more. I’m tired of wasting money uselessly on you, on you. First you ask me for fruit and then you don’t eat it, it gets bad and I have to throw it away because of you telling me to “Buy fruit.” I mean, then all you have to do is remove the bad piece and you can eat it, right? And instead you have to throw everything away because you’re spoiled and you make me throw everything away. Enough, I won’t buy you anything anymore, nothing. Remember that. You don’t ask me for anything anymore, okay? Don’t ask me anything. Enough. Don’t you dare ask me to buy you yogurt again. Don’t you dare. Two cartons of yogurt in the fridge, not even started. Expired, expired, you give up. I don’t look, you haven’t gone away from hunger. You don’t know what it’s like to go away from hunger. I’ve gone away from hunger, I know what it means to eat my time, even if it was cards, we ate it, we ate it. Not like you. You should be ashamed. Look, I’m leaving this house, I don’t care about anything anymore. I’m tired of so much, there’s the idiot. There’s the idiot. No one helps me do the shopping. I go all by myself, I do my laundry, my back is in pain, my blood pressure is always high, I’m tired. Enough, enough is enough. There’s the idiot here. There’s the idiot. Are you awake? How was she? To call the post office like the other time she gave me telephone service confidentiality. Oh, and the song from Amici was the one that made me listen. Do you want to come with me later because we have to buy carrots? Patrizia called to ask if you were going to pick up the eggs. You can also buy a Coca-Cola Zero with sweetener. But in the end they answered your question. On which website was the asparagus recipe? A lady came by first. [Screams] Hi. Hi. Did you see what Goku did yesterday? Yes. Did you see him defeat Freeza? Yes. Serves that ancient guy right. He made a big energy wave. I saw it, I was pissing myself. It was so good. Today he’s against Vegeta. Yes. And he should be thankful he didn’t turn into Kaioken, otherwise M Yes, I think he’ll win. Yes. And I think so too. Hi. Do it with the teacher teacher. And this one? Whose is this one? Ah, whose is this one? Ah, I’m tired of putting things straight for you. Every time you find them on the floor and you never put anything back in order. But I’m tired. I don’t know how to tell you anymore. I don’t know how to tell you to do things properly. What do I have to do with it now? Eh, why did you use the plural? Because in general it’s in general. What speaks to him, Talk to him. He did it. Why do I have to butt in now? Hey, it was him. Every time I’ve done it, I can always butt in too. Every time. But I gave you a name. I gave you a name. But just tell him. Just tell him. Hey, Sure. I have to, what do I have to do with you? No, what do I have to do? Who’s he telling? The cat. Me? Me? Straw. Me? Like a picture of me doing nothing. I have to, what? Come on, write. What do I have to write? Homework. What do you have to write? Come on, write. Eh, but I don’t know. I don’t know how to do it. Eh, but you should know if you’re not in school. I don’t. I don’t. Eh, But I don’t know how to do it. Do you want me to do it? Do you want me to do it? Who knows. I mean, just the beginning, then I’ll continue. I don’t remember these things. I did them 40 years ago, I don’t remember them. I don’t remember them. I think he’ll try to remind you. I don’t remember them. Look, don’t make me lose my patience. But how can I continue? Don’t do it, you’ll get me in trouble. I have things to do, I have things to do. I can’t stay here and help you. Okay. And don’t cry. Look, you’re ruining the whole notebook, see? Eh, I’m going there and I want when I come back… Eh, good. Do it with your hand so you don’t ruin anything. Look Daniele, look Daniele. Oh, how much does it cost? 10 / 2 How much does it cost? Count, count. Count on your fingers. Come on then. 10 / 2. When and how much will it cost? Read what’s written. You make me angry. You make me angry. Count on your fingers. 10 / 2 Count, count, count, count your leg. Patience. It doesn’t matter. You still have to do your homework. I, I’m losing my patience. I, I, I can’t take it anymore. I’ll tell you. 10/2. I’m waiting for you. How much does it cost? 10/2. Why are you crying? I don’t want to go to school. Eh, you spent 3 months at home, now you don’t want to go to school. Eh, never mind. I want to stay home. Go, you go. Come on, can I stay home? Please, come on, please, oh, enough, you have to go to school. You know I was already working at your age? What do I care? Oh, nothing. Come on, please. I’ll do everything that needs to be done at home. I’ll do… Oh, it’s green. I pooped. Did you poop? Oh, I’m not going home. Eh, go like this, I don’t care, eh. No, you go to hell. Go. But oh, I have to tell you something, eh. Tell me, tell me. I took a note. Ah, I took a note. No, I can’t hear you. Say it louder. I took a note. And why did he give you the note? Because because I forgot my Italian notebook. How many times have I told you to pack your backpack the night before? How many times have I done it on purpose. You’ll pay for this. You’ll pay for this. You’re not going out anymore. You’re not going out anymore. I’m not doing it anymore. Eh, enough, Enough. You’ll never see anything like this again. I don’t care. Don’t cry, I don’t care anymore. Enough, I’m already tired. Enough, enough. What will the teachers tell me now? And an interview. Eh, eh. You come. Dani, I’m coming. Luca, Luca, don’t play too deep. Daniele, please don’t play too deep. No, we’re not going. What happened, Daniele? You’re weird. Pain in my heart. No, it’s not my chest. Head. And what is this, Daniele? No, I’m going now, I’m going into the water now. No, no, Daniele, if you’re sick you can’t go into the water. If I’m here, I’m bad, even worse, so you’d better go: Daniele, Daniele, look at me, look at me carefully. Look at me. Are you okay? YES. Come hug me. Is it necessary for bathing? Yes, that’s enough. Let’s go, kids. Today we’re going to solve a little problem, it’s very simple. Start writing the problem with a red pen. Okay, are you there? Okay, so last week at the supermarket, Daniele’s grandmother had to buy four eggs, but she only bought three. How many eggs should she have bought in the first place? Hmm. Hey, enough chit-chat. Bye. Bye. How was school today? Good. What did you do? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing today either. Yesterday was nothing, last week nothing. You never do anything at school. What did your classmates say about the new shoes? Did they like them? Nothing. He didn’t say anything. Do you like a new haircut? What did they say? Nothing. Nothing. What kind of shirt did I buy? What did they say? Nothing. Socks? Nothing. What underwear? No, how about a new pencil case? How about new pants? I didn’t say it was for a paid visit to the optician. Nothing. And about that visit we had with the specialist. Why that little problem with your ass? Oh, hello. Hi. How was school today? Good. What did you do? Nothing. Nothing. Nothing today either. Yesterday was nothing, last week nothing. You never do anything at school. What did your classmates say about the new shoes? Did they like them? Nothing. Nothing. I didn’t say anything. And the new hairstyle? Did you like it? What? No, without giving anything away. Nothing. And the new shirt I bought you? What did they say? Nothing. And the socks? Nothing. Underwear? No. So what happens to the new employee? And the new pants? I didn’t mention the paid eye doctor visit. And about that visit we had to the specialist because of that little problem in my ass. Oh. What’s for lunch? Minestrone soup. Come on, it’s disgusting. Your dad makes you disgusting. Okay. Uh! Damn, but there’s nothing else. Of course, there’s lobster, baked pasta, pizza. Really? No. What a drag. I don’t eat. Do you know that if you don’t eat it, the bogeyman will come? But I’m not 6 years old, aunt. Do you think I’m stupid? Who’s still into these things? Room, he’s a complete idiot. Bye, handsome. Now, shoes, shoes, good price. Good price, and eat minestrone soup, your mom deserves a slap. I don’t know you, but I know this thing happened to you too. I don’t need it. I’ll take it back. I’m tired. I’m tired. It’s weird that there are things floating around, isn’t it? It’s weird that there are always things like yours floating around, there are so many of them. There’s always some idiot here who has to go back. Oh, but I’m tired. I’m tired, it’s ready. Come on, it’s cold. What’s there to eat? I made minestrone. Come on, but why minestrone? I don’t like minestrone. What do you mean when you say I don’t like it? What does that mean? It makes me sick. Your dad is disgusting. Okay. Oh, thanks. You should shut up. Come on, I didn’t like them. I want French fries. Another day, French fries. Today I made minestrone. I’ll eat your minestrone. You’re always complaining. Enough. Eat your minestrone and shut up. Okay. I don’t like minestrone. Do you know that if you don’t eat minestrone, the bogeyman will come? Oh, do you know that the bogeyman will come? Yes, yes. Always that thing. It’s not true that he comes, he doesn’t exist, he isn’t. He always tells you that, then go ahead, bad boy, eat everything, eat the whole plate, eat everything. You naughty boy, eat, you naughty boy, do you understand? Yes. Good! Something in between and don’t make me feel like I’m done again. Come on guys, get ready, we’re going on a nice trip, okay? I’m coming too, guys. We’re going to Burcei. Damn, I’m not coming. Actually, no, I think I am. Bring your essentials, mind you. I only have 18 handbags. Me, chicken. Me, this. Damn sons of I just shit myself. Me, Mandarin. But why? Excuse me? No, so if you ask me to go do something, I’ll say no. Mandarin V, you, you’re not coming. No, no, come on. Why? It smells like Zimbabwe. What ‘s that ass stink? Your mouth. And your mom. And your mom. And your mom. Professor. Oh, tell me, Daniele, what can’t you understand? No, I can’t figure out if this question is a trick or if I’m reading the question better. It could help you a lot in these cases. Often the answer is in the question itself. Get closer. Get closer. So, assuming this is from last year, I took a test for last year anyway. Pay attention to the text, the request, the question. Okay? Okay. If there’s anything else, just ask. I’m here. Ouch! What? I’m tired. Oh, you’re tired? You’re tired. Oh, and what should I say? Oh, what should I say? That I haven’t stopped at all since this morning. What should I say? Oh, I never say anything, I just get things done and don’t complain, like always. Gu, look, look who’s fixing them. The idiot, huh. Who? Who’s supposed to fix them? And then the tired one is you, right? Go on, keep using that cell phone every time. This morning, I hear something, do you know what I’ve been doing since this morning? I went to pay the bills. I went to pay the bills. What you never do. Then I came back, I cleaned the whole house, the whole house, all the mess you guys leave behind. I put the stuff away, I did the laundry, I did everything, he did it all on the floor. Oh, and then you’re the tired one, right? You’re the tired one. You can’t even imagine all I’ve done today. You can’t even imagine. I know how many things I did. Oh, do you know how many? I didn’t even have time to complain. And now you’re with this… Eh, well, of course. Dani, eh. Eh eh eh Eh eh eh Eh eh eh Eh eh eh Eh eh eh mom, mom, what a pig. Hey Daniele, look what you scared me. OH! But at least let him know you’re here. No, it’s Look, not Hello! Look Daniele, look. You scare me. I said goodbye softly. Even the wise do the opposite, you see. Daniele. OH! But look, I have one who surpasses me. I definitely have my bunk bed. Yes, yes. Ah, but I’m calling you softly and you can’t hear me. I’ll call you later. If I scare you. How can I say you scare me? To participate. Go, go. Gu. Eh, no, there is. And we don’t have anymore. But Daniele? Yes, yes, yes. Dani Daniele is definitely playing in his room. Yes, yes, who is? I’ll make him come down. Eh, come on, try. Tani to go to Oh, Daniele. Oh, come for a moment because No, decided to in the area. It was like this, but f Daniele, what is it? Can you come down for a moment? Tirana, Albania, September 7, 2022, is when Albanian Prime Minister Edy Rama makes an unprecedented decision. Our country has been subjected to a serious cyber attack that targeted the government’s digital infrastructure in an attempt to destroy it. A thorough investigation has provided us with irrefutable evidence that the cyber attack against our country was orchestrated and sponsored by the Islamic Republic of Iran. The Council of Ministers has decided to sever diplomatic relations with the Islamic Republic of Iran, effective immediately. Iranian diplomatic personnel are asked to leave Albania within 24 hours. Iranian diplomats stationed in Tirana abandon their historic headquarters without a trace. These are some of the most absurd laws in North Korea. The first is the haircut law. In fact, in North Korea, men can only choose from 10 hairstyles, and anyone who dyes their hair or cuts it in a particular way is arrested and jailed, while women only have 16 to choose from at the hairdresser. Furthermore, no one has the right to have the same haircut as Kim Jong-un. If someone copies that cut, they’re obviously jailed. The second law requires citizens to have a picture of their political leader in their home. If a citizen doesn’t have the picture in their home, they’ll be imprisoned or even sentenced to death. To give you an idea of how absurd the law is in North Korea, listen to what happened. A mother was talking to a friend when her house caught fire, so she ran inside and saved her little boy, but she couldn’t save the pictures of the political leaders either, and for this reason she was arrested and jailed. Leave this if you don’t want to live in North Korea. Yeah.

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